[QUOTE=i am the robots;15386037]I watch a lot of videos of fortification.[/QUOTE]

at high volumes, right?

by the way, it FORNICATION, not "fortification"
but I got what you were implying...

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386000]Yeah, I like to make fun of myself sometimes... but seriously, I've had some good looking partners... like 8/10's... never a 10. But I was with a 10 at the Spearmint the other night (she was not a stripper) and I made out with her, even though I have a girlfriend.

Seriously though, you should try the growling thing. I don't care what they say, women like to get ****ed raw more than they like to "make love" and growling makes it dirty and more animalistic. Every girl I've growled with says they loved it 'cuz they think guys are too quiet in bed. Truth is, women LOVE to be dominated. Ya treat 'em equal in public, but show 'em who's Boss in the bedroom.[/QUOTE]

I shall try this on my pixelated girlfriend next time I boot her up

I too enjoy watching movies about castles and forts.

[QUOTE=Jom;15386041]I shall try this on my pixelated girlfriend next time I boot her up[/QUOTE]

lulz. let me know how it went over.

[QUOTE=Riva;15386048]I too enjoy watching movies about castles and forts.[/QUOTE]

easily World's most powerful aphrodisiac

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386040]at high volumes, right?

by the way, it FORNICATION, not "fortification"
but I got what you were implying...[/QUOTE]
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=JkbJ6fPCKOE[/url]

I masturbate to videos like this.

[QUOTE=Riva;15386048]I too enjoy watching movies about castles and forts.[/QUOTE]

Sick bro. At least one person got my bad joke referencing a lulzworthy post made earlier.

I bone to the sound of my nuts slapping against my girls ***.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15386069][url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=JkbJ6fPCKOE[/url]

I masturbate to videos like this.



Sick bro. At least one person got my bad joke referencing a lulzworthy post made earlier.[/QUOTE]

you shouldn't even have to touch yourself to get off watching that. That's like a new category of erotic. XXXxXXX maybe?

I only bone chicks who used to be dudes... but are still sort of dudes down there.

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386089]you shouldn't even have to touch yourself to get off watching that. That's like a new category of erotic. XXXxXXX maybe?[/QUOTE]

xFORTIFICATIONx

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386000]Yeah, I like to make fun of myself sometimes... but seriously, I've had some good looking partners... like 8/10's... never a 10. But I was with a 10 at the Spearmint the other night (she was not a stripper) and I made out with her, even though I have a girlfriend.

Seriously though, you should try the growling thing. I don't care what they say, women like to get ****ed raw more than they like to "make love" and growling makes it dirty and more animalistic. Every girl I've growled with says they loved it 'cuz they think guys are too quiet in bed. Truth is, women LOVE to be dominated. Ya treat 'em equal in public, but show 'em who's Boss in the bedroom.[/QUOTE]

actually, most skanks are used to saying that sh[size=2]it[/size] to make whatever insecure guy they're with feel like a man

Your text is shrinking!

Sup Ray? Long time. Just got back from seeing Witchdoctor (from Goodie Mob) and Ghostface.

Man, Aragorn can Isildur my heir anyday, if you know what I mean. ;)

Ray's the resident sex expert. He was gettin' it regular like 10 times a day.

Ray's black.
[QUOTE=Riva;15386104]Man, Aragorn can Isildur my heir anyday, if you know what I mean. ;)[/QUOTE]
But Isildur isn't even a verb. :confused:

[QUOTE=Illmatic;15386098]actually, most skanks are used to saying that sh[size=2]it[/size] to make whatever insecure guy they're with feel like a man[/QUOTE]

Whoa! You're HUGE!

THIS IS THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD!!!

etc

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[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15386103]Your text is shrinking!

Sup Ray? Long time. Just got back from seeing Witchdoctor (from Goodie Mob) and Ghostface.[/QUOTE]

that sounds like a pretty tight show, how do you have time to see so many shows? school's been a bitch for me

lol fayle at euphemism


Aragorn can thrust his enormous Narsil in me anyday.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Packers better do something. The Bears are ahead for some reason.

I'm probably going to that show on Thursday, time permitting.

[QUOTE=Riva;15386122][url]http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF020AD-Grammar_Wizard.jpg#88[/url][/QUOTE]

:cool:

[QUOTE=Poofy 666;15386131]lol fayle at euphemism


Aragorn can thrust his enormous Narsil in me anyday.[/QUOTE]

Mmmm.

I'd let Gandalf's staff into my crack of doom...

Shut the **** up about football you closet-queers.

[QUOTE=Moses;15386137]NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Packers better do something. The Bears are ahead for some reason.[/QUOTE]

poooo

i bet $10 on them


:( :(

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15386142]Shut the **** up about football you closet-queers.[/QUOTE]
My bad.

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not so closet anymore...

[QUOTE=Illmatic;15386125]that sounds like a pretty tight show, how do you have time to see so many shows? school's been a bitch for me[/QUOTE]

Eh, I'm only taking 13 credits this semester since I just transferred in and I didn't want to overdo it too much.

Even so, I have a 35 page paper due soon.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15386142]Shut the **** up about football you closet-queers.[/QUOTE]

Shouldn't you be out clubbing or something?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15386157]Eh, I'm only taking 13 credits this semester since I just transferred in and I didn't want to overdo it too much.

Even so, I have a 35 page paper due soon.[/QUOTE]

My school is weird, 5 courses is only 2.50 credits, they weigh it really weird.

[QUOTE]Shouldn't you be out clubbing or something?[/QUOTE]
Funny story actually. We left the pre-drink party and went downtown and it was pouring, so I was like "I'm not paying cover and waiting in line to go to some fruity club", so we went to a bar instead and ate three extremely large orders of wings and had a few pitchers of brew instead.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15386140]:cool:



Mmmm.

I'd let Gandalf's staff into my crack of doom...[/QUOTE]

that brought serious lulz. Ace.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15386157]Eh, I'm only taking 13 credits this semester since I just transferred in and I didn't want to overdo it too much.

Even so, I have a 35 page paper due soon.[/QUOTE]

35 page paper on what?

[QUOTE=Poofy 666;15386131]lol fayle at euphemism


Aragorn can thrust his enormous Narsil in me anyday.[/QUOTE]

Saruman can release the Uruk-hai from his mighty Tower Of Orthanc all over my Plains of Rohan.

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;15386165]35 page paper on what?[/QUOTE]

The one-child policy in China.

****, that play was retarded. interception in the ****ing end zone? c'mon favre, let's stick it to these asshole pussy bitch bears defense

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15386171]The one-child policy in China.[/QUOTE]

that is very vague, isn't it?

****


:(

I don't think I'm alone when I say that there should be an IQ/attractiveness test before people are allowed to breed these days. And if you can't pass one of these test than you should be given the operation to make it impossible to have children. There definitely should be a three child max. in America

Is this the "narrate a football game" thread now? Can I try?

I'd narrate Rugby League or Union or AFL or Soccer, but then none of you would know what I'm talking about. :-/

****, Packers lost I don't believe it.

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;15386180]that is very vague, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

Not when the paper is 35 pages.