nick why don't you butt out of this LOL

elim post

[QUOTE=TimJim;17919313]MOOOMMMM


HEY MOOMMM


yes dear?


I'M OUT OF SMOKES CAN I GET SOME CASH[/QUOTE]

not how i do it

i walk up to her and stand there motionless for a minute, then bite my nails

then say "youcan get UHHHH camelmenthol"

in the most muffled tone possible

then she calls you a fag for smoking menthols right

do you have a job

even girls i know are embarrassed to smoke menthols

anyway ima let this album finish downloading and get to bed, peace all

nah then we argue about whether i'm gonna pay for it with allowance or chores

[QUOTE]do you have a job[/QUOTE]nah im a drain on society

Sleep is for the weak

well i was trying to abbreviate

by 'sleep' i generally refer to the hours of thinking about stuff and not getting at all rested that takes up 90% of the time I spend in bed in a dark room

[quote=Jaundice;17919337]nah then we argue about whether i'm gonna pay for it with allowance or chores

nah im a drain on society[/quote]
idk man if you want to not beg your mom for cash a job would be the answer

90% of the time i spend in bed in a dark room is

hmm

well thats embarassing to think about

I spend 90% of my time in darkened rooms contemplating my own mortality and wondering if I'll ever have the balls to kill myself

js

I didn't specify what I think about specifically

that happens to make the cut occasionally

i just re-count the calories i ate that day and pretend my pillow is a really drunk, psychopathic female surrealist painter

and i tell her, calm down, you're drunk, just sit down and sober up before you do anything stupid

[I][B][U]does that make me weird?!?!?[/U][/B][/I]

just can't respond adequately, so

goodnight

u guys think i make this stuff up

but u couldn't handle it if you really knew

calm down betsy, you're drunk

god i love a good jaundice post

surfing through craigs list musician ads

should i call this guy that says he needs three guitarists influenced by Swans, Jesus and Mary Chain and the underground cassette tape scene

or there's one person trying to start

a Weezer tribute band ?

i dont speak spanish japanese or french
but the way that bodys movin definitely makes sense!

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17919378]or there's one person trying to start

a Weezer tribute band ?[/QUOTE]

looooooool

[url]http://tinyurl.com/y44y3cm[/url]

one oft heb est things ive seen in a while

[QUOTE=illmitch;17919416][url]http://tinyurl.com/y44y3cm[/url]

one oft heb est things ive seen in a while[/QUOTE]

aahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

i dont get it

teenage jesus and the jerks is cool

I'm going to take a dump.

Ugh, school in an hour.

havent slept in two days

i looked up the record and its 11 days

bet i can beat this guy

gogo amphetamine

my true colors really show when i havent slept

im more irritable than i normally am
im paranoid more than i normally am
my eyes twitch
im congested
my mouth is dry
i cant comprehend much of anything

etc