he's british

he looks like he was once a man of might

did he used to be a sailor or something i mean jesus are his shoulders broad

he looks too awesome to be british

[img]http://i.imgur.com/hZ6yg.jpg[/img]

think he was in germany as a soldier here

[img]http://i.imgur.com/HPXti.jpg[/img]

his new wife

my dad did this thing that i did for awhile where he avoided getting his picture taken at all costs during his teenage years so the only pictures i've seen are from him being like 12-13, and then from like the day i was born. i've never seen him without a mustache and neither has my mom.

i want to say i dont really look like him that much, but i probably do.

have only seen one pic of my dad w/o a mustache in our safety disposit box, i think it's some sort of id or w/e

saw this tonight

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/m7VZg.jpg[/IMG]

adb do you believe in Carl Sagan

i bought one of his books and its about alien invasions and it seems like something you would write if you weren't writing the worst slam death album ever to vent your psychological issues through fanatical atheism

[IMG]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25633_345169093623_793728623_3394610_2096388_n.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JLkdStmKIyk/TUVy_6GYaUI/AAAAAAAAAYU/roeL2uNLlAU/s320/futurama-Professor-Hubert-J-Farnsworth-good-news-everyone.jpg[/IMG]

alex did taht answer you q

i figured if i posted a meme from futurama instead of responding with words you'd get it

csb

this girl just messaged me:

[img]http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/4x175/1125x1296/0/6949454842456823910.jpeg[/img]

on left

awesome night

[QUOTE]Drinks Often

Drugs Sometimes

Religion Christianity and somewhat serious about it[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18681987]this girl just messaged me:

[img]http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/4x175/1125x1296/0/6949454842456823910.jpeg[/img]

on left[/QUOTE]

oh my god dude if you fuck this girl just to prove you can get a good looking girl of your own race on the internet i'll never troll you again :lol:

drinks some times means alcoholic

drugs sometimes means you've done just about every drug at least once

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18681872][IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/2i9gz8g.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

oh my god

can that be my first album cover

i'm serious

alex i hate to break it to you but you're creepy as shit dude

the only girls you'll be able to fuck would probably fuck any dude for some drugs

real talk.

listening to Barry Lyndon soundtrack

makes me think of stuff my dad would have listened to on cassette in the car when I was a kid and thought was awful

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY[/url]

[QUOTE=adb;18682021]alex i hate to break it to you but you're creepy as shit dude

the only girls you'll be able to fuck would probably fuck any dude for some drugs[/QUOTE]

i've been consciously aware of this for at least a year or two now

the only girls you'll ever get are internet sluts who probably fuck dudes on chatroulette and let random photographers off okcupid fuck them because they're wet

real talk

go stand outside the whiskey a go go and get your brother to take pics while i handle all the white girls that you reject for asians to cover up your fear of cheerleaders that wouldn't talk to you in middle school

and don't judge me if i date girls who deal with their daddy issues by shooting heroin and not online dating

[I]real talk[/I]

[QUOTE]to cover up your fear of cheerleaders that wouldn't talk to you in middle school[/QUOTE]

implying my middle school had a football team (they didn't)

and the point is, at least the girls I fuck are sober.

implying the genetic code of the human species doesn't tell men to act out their fear of rejection by having sex with girls that are more drunk than they are

i've seen all three Matrix movies dude i know why chicks that are obsessed with vampires and werewolves and shit meet guys on the internet

implying that i fucked a drunk girl when i was 18 and you met a girl on the internet who'd let you fuck her in a motel room when you were what like 23

i think that puts me one step higher on the food chain than you

trying to talk about this in a scientific way so you won't say i'm using a strawman

implying you could evolve to christ simpsons level if you used computers to write source code and not to write about tacos and make bad death metal

i didn't talk to girls when I was your age brah, not out of fear of rejection, but like, I saw no point

thats how i was in high school, i channeled it into drugs and have spent every weekend in the county jail since then

ok enough psychoanalyzing for today im bout to watch fresh prence

read my short story about Billy Corgan killing Kurt Cobain in songwriting and lyrics

alex for mod

haha

[QUOTE=adb;18682021]alex i hate to break it to you but you're creepy as shit dude

the only girls you'll be able to fuck would probably fuck any dude for some drugs[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18682048]implying my middle school had a football team (they didn't)

and the point is, at least the girls I fuck are sober.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18682058]i didn't talk to girls when I was your age brah[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18682023]real talk.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE]implying my middle school had a football team (they didn't)[/QUOTE]

even the tiny town i went to school in had a football team
musta sucked something terrible for them not to give you one

adbs lucky his school didnt have a football team

he woulda been the kid getting his ass kicked by the linebacking corps after practice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AUPSfgk18

played limp bizkit at this party last night and this dude in a born of osiris shirt started making fun of me for liking it when it was clearly a joke

boy was i fumin'