[QUOTE=limonade;18243025]lol[/QUOTE]

I'm glad I amuse you lim, [I]my life is now complete[/I]

[QUOTE=limonade;18243031]ok dudes its time for the lim daily day recap

- WOKE UP
- JERKED OFF W/ KY JELLY
- MADE A POT PIE

now i'm about to watch a movie[/QUOTE]

i hope u washed ur hands

watchin full house. uncle jesse is huuuge in japan

thuppppppp bros

so fucking tired its all like UGH

how did u obtain ky jelly

As terrible as the new Mayor of Toronto is going to be, I'm looking forward to four years of him saying hilariously stupid shit.

Some of his past quotes:

[QUOTE]If you’re not doing needles and you’re not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably. How are women getting (AIDS)? Maybe they are sleeping with bisexual men.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Who the fuck do you think you are? Are you a fucking teacher? Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?[/QUOTE]

Another highlight is when the papers brought up that he was charged with possession of pot a few years ago in Miami, he denied it. When they proceeded to post his mug-shot in the paper, his defence was that he forgot about the possession charges because they happened the same night he was arrested for driving drunk.

He was also caught trying to score painkillers for another constituent:

[QUOTE]“I don’t know this shit, but I’ll fucking try to find it.” A few moments later Mr. Ford asks: “What does OxyContin go for on the street, so I have an idea?”[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Go to the Orient, go to Hong Kong. You want to see workaholics? Those Oriental people work like dogs… they sleep beside their machines. The Oriental people, they’re slowly taking over… they’re hard, hard workers. [/QUOTE]

He's also got two assault charges, once got arrested for allegedly beating his wife, was asked to leave his job as a high school football coach because he constantly got into verbal altercations with his players (and allegedly at least one physical altercation).

FOUR MORE YEARS!

lol canada

For the love of god don't equate Rob Ford with Canada. That's like me saying Peter Griffin is an accurate depiction of the US or Russell Brand to the UK.

not like mayors can do anything so you might as well have someone entertaining

His brother is the councillor for my ward. I'm doubly fucked.

fucking lol tyler

[QUOTE=Tyler;18243163]For the love of god don't equate Rob Ford with Canada. That's like me saying Peter Griffin is an accurate depiction of the US or [B]Russell Brand to the UK.[/B][/QUOTE]

this is p accurate

like

yeah it is

tornado sirens went off
no tornado

cock tease

[QUOTE=Tyler;18243163]For the love of god don't equate Rob Ford with Canada. That's like me saying Peter Griffin is an accurate depiction of the US or Russell Brand to the UK.[/QUOTE]

I think its funny that canada would elect someone like that, when he'd most likely not even have a chance over here.

who knows tho

I can't stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth. It reminds me of that Country & Western music which I cannot abide.

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18243170]this is p accurate

like

yeah it is[/QUOTE]

lol yea. franky how come there aren't any movies with scallys or chavs in them.

Isn't Ali G like the biggest chav ever?

Lol, nvm, chav's something else.

Idk, don't those hooligan films have chavs in them?

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18243199]Idk, don't those hooligan films have chavs in them?[/QUOTE]

basically yeah

football factory and green street

theres loads of british based films with chavs in, but most people think britain and cinema and think

HUGH GRANT

the cunt

wikipedia tells me that people are butthurt about the word chav

is there any merit to this fwankie

like nobody in america gets upset about the term white trash

maybe wigger though

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[QUOTE=limonade;18243205]wikipedia tells me that people are butthurt about the word chav

is there any merit to this fwankie[/QUOTE]

yeah

some people see it as name given out from rich public school boy wankers, in reality it's a name used by other working class people to refer to the dregs of society.

yeah bro its like classicism man

because like uh these rich SNOBS hate these "chavs" cause like they're working class and BELOW THEM

and not because they possess social qualities that the majority of people seem to find disagreeable

they're pretty much the shittiest most worthless people ever

/mr judgemental

one time a pissed of ****** called me a cracker and almost hit me with his car. it was pretty funny idk why they get so uptight about shit like that.

was it shortz

Yeah, I know a couple of people are dress/act just like those chavs from Football Factory.

I dress like that sometimes in all honesty, would never wear burberry fake or otherwise.

they never wear burberry these days, all about the henleys tshirts