I hate hardcore kids when they "dance".

I like to pretend to do it sometimes though and just do random karate kicks and punches, just not when there is music or people around.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]
Ray - I figured you would understand me rant better than most.[/QUOTE]

Which rant?

[QUOTE=DM]I just hit a squirrel with an apple. It was stealing from our bird feeder and it was fat so I chased it then threw an apple at it.[/QUOTE]

Hah. I have two dogs, so one of them would have killed that squirrel.

Also, apparently last week one of my dogs killed a possum o_O pretty odd.

ATM: When it comes to dancing, girls do just about all the work anyway without noticing.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]

ATM: When it comes to dancing, girls do just about all the work anyway without noticing.[/QUOTE]

That's the best. Just throwing a couple moves in here and there, but basically just standing still.

The affection one.

My dog caught a squirrel once but was so suprised that she just sort of dropped it and it got away. OUr cat brings in half dead chipmunks sometimes.

it was my dog's birthday yesterday

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]That's the best. Just throwing a couple moves in here and there, but basically just standing still.[/QUOTE]

That's what I do most of the time anyway.

[QUOTE=DM]The affection one.[/QUOTE]

Okay. Yeah, I knew where you were coming from with that one.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]The affection one.

My dog caught a squirrel once but was so suprised that she just sort of dropped it and it got away. OUr cat brings in half dead chipmunks sometimes.[/QUOTE]

I can relate to you about wanting affection.

At the risk of sounding corny or lame, just laying on the couch with my girlfriend's head on my shoulder is the best feeling.

I diggit too. Although yesterday it was kinda gross since we were soaking wet then came inside and did that so where her head was never got dry because of her hair.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I can relate to you about wanting affection.

At the risk of sounding corny or lame, just laying on the couch with my girlfriend's head on my shoulder is the best feeling.[/QUOTE]

I hear that. I loved it when I would be in her dorm room and we would just be on her bed watching TV or a movie, and she'd be curled up next to me with her head on my shoulder or my chest or whatever.

NP: Public Enemy - She Watch Channel Zero?!

Concerts within the next few days that I am considering:

Dredg
Slightly Stoopid
GZA
Kraftwerk
Spoon
Jurassic 5
Old 97's
Dinosaur Jr.

I fuc[size=2]king[/size] love the 9:30 club.

DREDG!?!?!?! Go you fool!


That sounds like the coolest club ever.

See the GZA.

Doitdoitdoitdoit.

Also, Dinosaur Jr. is pretty good.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Concerts within the next few days that I am considering:

Dredg
Slightly Stoopid
GZA
Kraftwerk
Spoon
Jurassic 5
Old 97's
Dinosaur Jr.

I fuc[size=2]king[/size] love the 9:30 club.[/QUOTE]

Kraftwerk, Dinosaur Jr, Jurassic 5 and GZA? Within the next few days?

:(.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]DREDG!?!?!?! Go you fool!


That sounds like the coolest club ever.[/QUOTE]

Dredg for 12 bucks :cool: It's on Wednesday, and my sister said she would go with me.

I saw Kasabian, Mad Action, and the Rock and Roll Soldiers there on Thursday. Then I saw Porcupine Tree there on Friday.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]See the GZA.

Doitdoitdoitdoit.

Also, Dinosaur Jr. is pretty good.[/QUOTE]

None of my friends are into rap. It's going to be tough to find somebody to go with.

Where is this club? You're one of the Maryland people here, right?

o_O

What's wrong with just going alone?

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Where is this club? You're one of the Maryland people here, right?[/QUOTE]

The club is in DC. It's about 30 minutes from my house.

To Ray: I guess I could go alone, but I've never done that before. Then again, my girlfriend likes Wu Tang, so I'll see if she wants to go.

Haha.

So I was on the phone with my girlfriend (for the past 20-25 minutes) and we were just talking in general about random things. (also, for some reason after a fight, a couple is always more lovey-dovey...don't know why)

So I saw something about guitars, and it reminded me.
Me: "Are women attracted to guys who play guitar?"
Her: "I dunno...it makes ME hot when you play guitar"
Me: "Yeah, but why?"
Her: "Why are guys so turned on by thongs?"
Me: "I...don't know. It's just hot."
Her: "Exactly."

Well, now we kind of have an answer.

I love that conversation. I think I'll save it.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I love that conversation. I think I'll save it.[/QUOTE]

What's that supposed to mean?

/not confrontational, just curious

NP: David Bowie - Width of a Circle

I remember living in Norway, and how all girls wore thongs, every day.

Then I came back here, and realized that it's not like that in America.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I remember living in Norway, and how all girls wore thongs, every day.

Then I came back here, and realized that it's not like that in America.[/QUOTE]

Well, I bet Norway is a lot more liberal than America is.

Also, my gf is going to come here on May 29th. My posting will go down a lot starting then (I probably won't be on until late at night after she's asleep).

NP: The Doors - Back Door Man

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Well, I bet Norway is a lot more liberal than America is.

Also, my gf is going to come here on May 29th. My posting will go down a lot starting then (I probably won't be on until late at night after she's asleep).

NP: The Doors - Back Door Man[/QUOTE]

That song is so fun to play.

Yea, it is a lot more liberal. I remember the first night that I moved there, we were in the hotel and just flipping through channels on the TV. All of a sudden, we see hardcore **** on one of the basic channels, and I'm sitting in a room with my whole family.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]What's that supposed to mean?

/not confrontational, just curious

[/QUOTE]

I'm just saying that I like that train of thought and think it is funny and strikingly thoughtful so I'll save it. I already showed one of my friends and she thought it was hysterical and followed up by saying how much truth it holds.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I'm just saying that I like that train of thought and think it is funny and strikingly thoughtful so I'll save it. I already showed one of my friends and she thought it was hysterical and followed up by saying how much truth it holds.[/QUOTE]

oic. Thanks, that's what I'm here for :cool:

Yeah, I tried probing the female mind and got nothin'. I guess it's just one of those things we will never fully comprehend...

NP: Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin'

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/a7979c87.jpg[/url]

My artsy photoshopped boat picture. I want to use it as an album cover someday. Maybe for my complicated post apocalyptic concept album. Of course, I still have to write all the music but I have the story down and that's what counts, right?

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man][url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/a7979c87.jpg[/url]

My artsy photoshopped boat picture. I want to use it as an album cover someday. Maybe for my complicated post apocalyptic concept album. Of course, I still have to write all the music but I have the story down and that's what counts, right?[/QUOTE]

That's the kind of album I want to make.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I'm also a superhero. Who wants to hear my theme song?

[url=http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3LTQDSZNRI42W19TTER2BAZBXW]Stand back![/url]

ChodaBoy uploaded it for me earlier... it kind of cuts out in the end, but it's extremely goofy and definitely superhero in style. Med has heard it and we both laughed at how awful it was.

[16:31] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: this music is unfeasibly corny by the way

[16:31] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: Oh, I know, that's why it's hysterical

[16:31] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: it's like power metal

[16:31] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: the character the guy plays is goofy as hell

[16:31] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: with added cheese

[16:32] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: like, he's this superhero as the gimmick... and his partner is his SuperHero In Training (guess the acronym).

[16:32] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: yeah, it's unbelievably corny, but that's why it's awesome, it fits the character extremely well

[16:33] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: omg
[16:33] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: that acronym
[16:33] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: heh, that's amazing
[16:33] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: who comes up with this stuff?

[16:33] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: the writers, I guess
[16:33] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: although the athletes have some say

[16:33] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: you can just picture the meetings though
[16:33] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: working out the little details like that
[16:34] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: telling some 300 pound guy
[16:34] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: you're going to be known as "S.H.I.T"
[16:34] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: well done.

///

And then I showed him [url=http://www.themedium.net/xclusive/hulkamaniac.mp3]Hulk Hogan's rap about being a Hulkamaniac[/url].

[16:39] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: holy christ
[16:39] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: the hulk? singing?
[16:39] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: playing bass, too
[16:39] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: no, not singing
[16:39] Antihero /// Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!: rapping

[16:40] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: his basslines must be beautiful
[16:40] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: /listens
[16:40] {Med57} I love you, Jesus Christ: jom, this is the worst dam[font=]n thing i've ever heard[/font][/QUOTE]

I'm bumping this because it didn't get nearly as many laughs as I thought it would :(

If anything, read Med's last three lines. That's the best part.

I'll edit in more stuff when I catch up with the thread.

EDIT: For once, I have nothing to contribute to the discussion of the past few hours. I didn't go to prom, I don't dance randomly, I can't speak from experience about physical touching of relationships, etc. Sorry :(

EDIT: and GurS is a jerk for not having any sense of humor :mad:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]NP: Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin'[/QUOTE]

albumwise, times > freewheelin'


(yes it does, tender)