ima stick to the hit it and quit it technique

fuck em and flee right

i'm too much of a gentleman

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18210406]fuck em and flee right

i'm too much of a gentleman[/QUOTE]

you dont need to be a gentleman when your drunk and you hit it and quit it

awkwardly approach them and flee

can brent eating honey please be a new meme

masturbate

about them

make incidental eye contact with them and masturbate about that and flee

hit on her little sister and post about it on mx

thats pretty amazing

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18210439]that's the way i like to put it

like my gf would be like "i was thinking about you all day today" and i'll be like "yeah i was masturbating about you for a little while"[/QUOTE]


pretty sure I had a couple days like this

lol

[I]well tonight i ain't gonna get no sleep
down in Jackson Square with the chicks with no teeth
they told me it's hard out here on the streets
where all you gotta worry about's the fuckin police[/I]

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18210356]watch this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH4rXgUAfsM[/url]

then this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8[/url][/QUOTE]

That was pretty good. :chug:

yeah i thought it was funny

[quote=Meatplow;18210356]watch this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH4rXgUAfsM[/url]

then this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8[/url][/quote]
looool

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18210356]watch this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH4rXgUAfsM[/url]

then this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8[/url][/QUOTE]

epic

apparently it was fake tho

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN3W9PE55dw[/url]

clearlyy

live by the gun ima die by the gun
FLOCKA

[B]when my little brother died i said fuck school[/B]

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18210356]watch this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH4rXgUAfsM[/url]

then this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8[/url][/QUOTE]

holy shit

[QUOTE=Luc214;18210543]apparently it was fake tho

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN3W9PE55dw[/url][/QUOTE]

aww what

still good though

buy one get one free cheez-it's

going to town

how can such a delicious deal even be legal

gloomy day has been shoegaze-ish day

its sunny here finally

the sun sucks

its been pretty chillY herE*~

it's a pinkerton kinda day

it's a dubstep kinda day

what are you a faggot

it's a gimme pizza kinda day

[QUOTE=swaginator;18210567]how can such a delicious deal even be legal[/QUOTE]

hahaha

had pizza today, it was pretty ok

had some BBQ chicken pizza today

whipped cream pourin like waterfalls

got all my friends lol'ing at that the other day

my girlfriend is legitimately mad at me because she called me at 3 am and i was asleep and didn't pick up

lol

it's alright she'll forget about it in 5 minutes

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18210632]my girlfriend is legitimately mad at me because she called me at 3 am and i was asleep and didn't pick up

lol[/QUOTE]


cunt