The barmaid probably pulled in $1000 in tips that night...

[url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22651166-2,00.html[/url]

I lol'd.

I bought a plane ticket to rural Western Australia.

Why? :/

To see chicks crush beer cans with their breasts and hang spoons from their nipples...why else?

Plus, I'm fairly certain there are no potential women in America for me, so I'll try my luck with the "manlier-than-thou" Australian barmaids.

[U]Application to Date Joe Wells[/U]
[I]Please select[/I] only one [I]of the following choices for each question.[/I]


1. Are you a woman?[LIST][*]Yes - for the time being[*]Yes - always[*]No[*]Undecided[/LIST]

2. Do you like men?[LIST][*]Yes[*]No[*]Undecided[/LIST]
I need to work on this a bit more, but I can't come up with any other definitive questions to ask.

3. Do you put out?[LIST][*]Yes[*]No[*]Undecided[/LIST]

4. Which of the following is a musician?
[LIST][*]Bassist[*]Guitarist[*]Drummer[/LIST]
EDIT: This question only applies to potential life partners.

Were you once a man?

- yes
- no
- still in processing

Question #1 revised. =)

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;17180887]4. Which of the following is a musician?
[LIST][*]Bassist[*]Guitarist[*]Drummer[*]None of the above[/LIST]
EDIT: This question only applies to potential life partners.[/QUOTE]

Fixed that for you.

Is Ben a musician?

- yes
- lol no
- he thinks he is
- sup bb?

[quote=One Groovin Clown;17180910]Is Ben a musician?

- yes
- lol no
- he thinks he is
- sup bb?[/quote]

That's a great #5.

**scribbles**

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;17180910]Is Ben a musician?

- yes
- lol no
- he thinks he is
- sup bb?[/QUOTE]

You cut me deep, man.

Really deep.


(n2m. Chillin.)

[quote=I_WEAR_RED_PANTS;17180291]same[/quote]
Haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ-Jx003Zok

Hey-O bitches.

Sup, gais.

nm playin some tiger woods 09

sup with you?

Joyce Mayer, Kenneth Copeland, James Robison and Benny Hinn being on my television between the hours of 3am-6am has urged me to write hate mail to the network i saw it on.

All i did at the time was yell '**** you sluts' at the tv for 40 minutes, but i thought i should make it a little bit more concise for the letter... not really sure what im going to say yet

Whot?

they're television evangelists and i hate them all

I have no idea who any of those people are.

neither did i until i saw it last night

benny hinn sounds familar

i just dont like it

Damn religious folk...

"By making your monthly donation of [I]just[/I] $29.95 you, too, will be able to feel the glory and power of God!"

Damn, and that's for a 2,000 year old mummy. I wonder what the going monthly rate for Jesus was back in Jesus' time...

With inflation, I'm thinking it would be $900.95 a month...

:lol:

Something like that, probably.

"Your 2008 return was assessed and a refund will be deposited directly into your bank account on April 20, 2009. "

Success! I get paid on the 20th, as well. And it's already spent.

I loving paying bills.

So I won an original, England made, Marshall Guv'nor pedal off of eBay today, for $89 shipped. All because he spelled, "Gov'nor," wrong.

lawl

Thats a really good price for an English one

Not that theres any difference between the english and korean versions really

Mornin', y'all.

What's crackin'?

Woohoo! My band should be getting 100 copies of our new EP in the mail today!

Rankings at work came out yesterday.

I was top salesman in the store for April, and I'm currently sitting at 98th in Canada.

Sweet deal, broski.

Would you consider sending one to AZ if I paid for it?

I guess I should check out your band first, but if I like it....^^?

EDIT: @ : amaze :

[quote=DaveSavesTheDay;17183081]Rankings at work came out yesterday.

I was top salesman in the store for April, and I'm currently sitting at 98th in Canada.[/quote]

98 out of how many? What company do you work for?

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;17183083]Sweet deal, broski.

Would you consider sending one to AZ if I paid for it?

I guess I should check out your band first, but if I like it....^^?

EDIT: @ : amaze :[/QUOTE]

of course. this gives me a perfect opportunity to whore my webpage out haha :)

to pre-order (if you like it, of course) ... 6.50 shipped anywhere in the US, and you get a sticker, too:
[url]http://www.jaestevenslive.com[/url]

our myspace:
[url]http://www.myspace.com/jslrocks[/url]

[QUOTE=:amaze:;17183243]of course. this gives me a perfect opportunity to whore my webpage out haha :)

to pre-order (if you like it, of course) ... 6.50 shipped anywhere in the US, and you get a sticker, too:
[url]http://www.jaestevenslive.com[/url]

our myspace:
[url]http://www.myspace.com/jslrocks[/url][/QUOTE]

ive been a biiiit tiiiiiieeeeeeeed doooowwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

dude sweet these new songs are hot

[quote=:amaze:;17183243]of course. this gives me a perfect opportunity to whore my webpage out haha :)

to pre-order (if you like it, of course) ... 6.50 shipped anywhere in the US, and you get a sticker, too:
[url]http://www.jaestevenslive.com[/url]

our myspace:
[url]http://www.myspace.com/jslrocks[/url][/quote]

Can't wait to get home and hear them (unless you have a soundclick/purevolume page I can view).

And I'm not sure who Jae Stevens is, but I accidentally sent him a facebook friend request when I was attempting to find your band.

to raayl:

haha i'm trying to gauge how sarcastic you are being ...

but in either case, we've got like a million high school girls as friends on myspace.

sablate: [url]http://www.purevolume.com/jaestevenslive[/url]

[QUOTE=:amaze:;17183259]to raayl:

haha i'm trying to gauge how sarcastic you are being ...

but in either case, we've got like a million high school girls as friends on myspace.

sablate: [url]http://www.purevolume.com/jaestevenslive[/url][/QUOTE]

dude im being serious i just watched your tracking bass video too LOL

"its like i dont have a safety switch"