I begin to squeeze tightly at my sandbag like tits.

i drag my toungue across the bloody nipple resting on my chest. i'm breathing so fast. i drip chunky mud all over my face. it tastes like earth.

i lift up my cat. i hold him under one arm.

with the other arm, i place my two longest fingest down my throat. i feel my soft, warm vomit rushing up my throat.
i drench my cat in my own vomit, and rub it into his soft fur.

I've never felt so close to two other men before. You're not taping this, right?

okay, wtf did I just walk in on?

Oh my god!
This is the fastest I've ever ejaculated in my entire life.

Oshi! Someone's coming . Bulbous man scurries like a roach

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13354319]okay, wtf did I just walk in on?[/QUOTE]

welcome.
we are glad you could join us.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13354323]Oh my god!
This is the fastest I've ever ejaculated in my entire life.[/QUOTE]]then gtfo of the way.

Hi, Ben.:naughty:

i can;'t decide if I'm readig this because i'm durnk, or if it's really happening.

Ungh.@!

This chick (firend's cousin's gf) almost got us into a ton of fights becaues she cant keep her ****ing mouth shut.

It's 4 in the morning and I'm wide awake and drunk

oay, dtoo drunk for those

Bed1 talk laterta

3 a.m.
wide awake.
inebriated.So tonight wasn't as good as last night?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sound
thatthemothermakes
whenherbabybreaks!

[QUOTE=The Brad;13354344]Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sound
thatthemothermakes
whenherbabybreaks![/QUOTE]

we're chaiiiii-ai-aaiii-ained,
we're chai-ained,
we're chai-ai-ained,
we're chai-aiiiiiaiined
we're chai-ained
(we're chained!)

|m|

If you tell a drunk person to light there hair on fire they do it.

I found out the hard way on thursday night :upset:

So... i think im starting a the who cover band! :p

Cover bands can be a lot of fun.

Wazzuup foos?

I just got back from a week of Snowboarding :).

Snowboarding is so ace cool.

Where did you go?

The Ski fields in Australia.... at the end of the worst snow season ever. There was only about 5 runs out of 50 or so open.

[QUOTE=blizzard;13354636]Cover bands can be a lot of fun.[/QUOTE]

exactly!im cutting down to one "serious" band, and start a the who cover band so i can learn from Entwistle before i go all serriouse :p

Im even having a "Alembic Spyder" Copy made by a norwegian luthier...

Awesome, that sounds really great.

BTW its serious :p.

as now though...


I only have a bass player... :(

and im not getting that spyder made becouse im starting a coverband :p i just love the looks of it, and can no way in hell aford a Alembic(not that i like the finish they put on their necks anyway..)

thanks :p i have been sitting here staring at a PC screen in about 6 hours now, my mind confuse sometimes.. cant wait until i get home...

I got a Saz, I'll post pictures when I find a camera that works.

[QUOTE=Tryxx;13354814]I got a Saz, I'll post pictures when I find a camera that works.[/QUOTE]
Cool, I had a choice of Saz or Ud, I chose the Ud because it's fretless. But the Saz looks pretty cool too. What does it sound like?

I hurt the tip of my index finger on my right hand last night and now it really hurts when I try to pop. Playing fingerstyle is still okay, but popping causes me pain. :(

[QUOTE=Son of Magni;13355191]Cool, I had a choice of Saz or Ud, I chose the Ud because it's fretless. But the Saz looks pretty cool too. What does it sound like?[/QUOTE]

I couldn't tell you, I don't know how to play it, and it's not tuned. :lol:

My mother was just on a cruise from Turkey to Greece, so I asked her to pick me one up. If you have any guides on playing and different tunings, I'd quite like that.

Greetings all.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13355334]Greetings all.[/QUOTE]

Now that we're all here, this meeting of GROSS is called to order!

First Lieutenant Hobbes, do you have any updates on the girls on the block? What are their habits and their hobbies?

Omg. I know what death feels like now.

/was so drunk last night, it's unbelievable

[QUOTE=Tryxx;13355319]I couldn't tell you, I don't know how to play it, and it's not tuned. :lol:

My mother was just on a cruise from Turkey to Greece, so I asked her to pick me one up. If you have any guides on playing and different tunings, I'd quite like that.[/QUOTE]
this should help
[url]http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mhuey/instruments/[/url]

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13355355]Omg. I know what death feels like now.

/was so drunk last night, it's unbelievable[/QUOTE]

You don't know what "so drunk" is until you've gotten hammered off of 151 Proof.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13355359]You don't know what "so drunk" is until you've gotten hammered off of 151 Proof.[/QUOTE]

Haha.

I started the night off with a huge 1.2L bottle of beer, then we had a shot of absinthe, and then we went out to this bar, where everything was super cheap. Just for paying cover ($5), we got 2 free beer, and after that, we just did round after rough of vodka lime shots. Like... dozens of them. It's all a blur now.

It was a good night. <_<

[QUOTE=Son of Magni;13355356]this should help
[url]http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mhuey/instruments/[/url][/QUOTE]

Yeah, I went to website and got some tunings (Haven't done it yet, though). But you know, I'm really ignorant on how to play the instrument, I can't seem to fret it without a lot of buzz. I feel like I'm holding it the right way, considering the electric ones I've seen, but I'm not sure what my left hand technique is supposed to be like.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13355367]Haha.

I started the night off with a huge 1.2L bottle of beer, then we had a shot of absinthe, and then we went out to this bar, where everything was super cheap. Just for paying cover ($5), we got 2 free beer, and after that, we just did round after rough of vodka lime shots. Like... dozens of them. It's all a blur now.

It was a good night. <_<[/QUOTE]

That sounds like a pretty fun night.

Come to Toronto right now and we'll get drunk tonight. :D

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13355382]That sounds like a pretty fun night.

Come to Toronto right now and we'll get drunk tonight. :D[/QUOTE]

Oof. I think we're all laying off the booze tonight, since we've gotta drive back tomorrow. At least, I hope we're laying off the booze.





[SIZE="1"]Sort of.[/SIZE]

[quote=Spaceman Spiff;13355343]Now that we're all here, this meeting of GROSS is called to order!

First Lieutenant Hobbes, do you have any updates on the girls on the block? What are their habits and their hobbies?[/quote]


Well the girlies on the block to the left of me are dogs. There are no girlies to the right, none to the back either and the one in front is 10.


And the only girlie that matter in Canada.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13355413]Well the girlies on the block to the left of me are dogs. There are no girlies to the right, none to the back either and the one in front is 10.


And the only girlie that matter in Canada.[/QUOTE]

Alright, that's crossing the line, fuzz brain! We're here to [B]G[/B]et [B]R[/B]id [B]O[/B]f [B]S[/B]limy Girl[B]S[/B], and you're trying to sabotage us from the inside! I hereby demote you to Third Lieutenant and give you 10 demerits!

[quote=Spaceman Spiff;13355429]Alright, that's crossing the line, fuzz brain! We're here to [B]G[/B]et [B]R[/B]id [B]O[/B]f [B]S[/B]limy Girl[B]S[/B], and you're trying to sabotage us from the inside! I hereby demote you to Third Lieutenant and give you 10 demerits![/quote]


But I am the self elected president for life according to the club charter.

Also, the records of the club charter state that poop > spiff. Thus because it is in the club charter it is automatically true.

As president for life you cannot demote me, I hereby demote you to official G.R.O.S.S. toilet cleaner.