it's sat night, are you drunk yet mappy

it's sat night, are you alone yet

obv

just took a perfect shit

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[QUOTE=GottaPost;18561534]it's sat night, are you alone yet[/QUOTE]

:lol:

it's like kicking a kitten

hey guys, ooo big gulps huh? alriiiiight. welp, see ya later!

i try not to be like that to ppl unless they're being like that to someone else, i swears it

turd was soft but not 2 soft sort of just plopped out and no leftovers

one wipe fukkkkkin NOTHIN man clean as an assy whistle

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18561545]hey guys, ooo big gulps huh? alriiiiight. welp, see ya later![/QUOTE]

mary had such a sweet ass. i remember the first time i saw that movie when he peeked up her skirt i went crazy

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18561546]i try not to be like that to ppl unless they're being like that to someone else, i swears it[/QUOTE]

yeah same

do u guys watch gilmore girls u should

[QUOTE=doubtfully then;18561548]turd was soft but not 2 soft sort of just plopped out and no leftovers

one wipe fukkkkkin NOTHIN man clean as an assy whistle[/QUOTE]

nice

yeah like two or three years ago suddenly my poop stopped leaving any residue at all, like NONE, and i havent gone back since. its weird i cant explain it but i think maybe i got abducted by aliens and they did something to me

phantom pooped a few times

it's kinda weird

yea clean snappers r nice i been havin a bit of trouble lately tho need to get some fruit or somethin been droppin massive ones thick and hard as hell not good on ur ass hole

idk man i just dont leave residue anymore, i fear the day that i revert back

i can usually tell when theres gonna be some stuff up there as soon as i start shittin its like aw man here we go again

nice what do u eat...... fruit ..... vegetables or what

i love it when you shit really quick and its soft and gooey and youre like aww thats gonna be awhile to clean this up and then when you wipe theres just nothin there, quick and easy

malc nos whats ^

been shittin since day 1

yea those ones are cool lately ive just ben takin a shower afterwards cuz i hate wipin and it never goes away

sometims im shit so hard you're dick comesout ?

thats when that turds in there and u gota just like suck it back up in2 your ass cant spend all ur money in one place

foaming handsoap makes me feel like a fukin millionare

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i had an apricot ages ago and it came out soft as hell

[QUOTE=aria;18561560]nice what do u eat...... fruit ..... vegetables or what[/QUOTE]

idk man i just eat a bunch of stuff. i eat pretty well but im not very disciplined

just a good pooper i guess

u were born with a special gift... u most use it 4 good

you guys complain about arguments then talk about takin shits

sooo much better