*grabs shotgun and stops inhaling coke*

*Breaks through the door of this post*

Sorry once I started I couldn't stop.

What's all this talk about breaking down doors?

:wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=nisakss]*grabs shotgun and stops inhaling coke*[/QUOTE]
ok so i was at this chinese buffet or whatever, and at a buffet you dont have a waiter, but this guy kept coming back to help us. so i put down a line i made using a sugar packet. right when he comes back i snort it all with a part of a straw, the waiter just stops and walks away. owned :thumb:

*kicks through window*

There was actually no point in that....... I don't like closed windows.

You haven't lived till you've snorted coke off a Japanese hooker's nipple.





joe

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]ok so i was at this chinese buffet or whatever, and at a buffet you dont have a waiter, but this guy kept coming back to help us. so i put down a line i made using a sugar packet. right when he comes back i snort it all with a part of a straw, the waiter just stops and walks away. owned :thumb:[/QUOTE]
That's so great!!!!!

I had some bubble gum that was wrapped in paper so that it looked like a cigarette and it came in like........ a cigarette box.

Anyways I was changing into my drumline uniform at our competition, and they fell out of my pocket for everyone to see. Some adults just gave me a dirty look and walked away.

Everyone post in the draw a bass thread.

Lately my head's swimming with ideas for threads. I'm saving them for when the forums get slow, though.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]You haven't lived till you've snorted coke off a Japanese hooker's nipple.





joe[/QUOTE]
psh this was just sugar, off of a dirty table, i guess you win this round haha

This is an interesting article that was published in the NY Times: (sory if it's too long)

If Daniel Gilbert is right, then you are wrong. That is to
> > >say, if Daniel Gilbert is right, then you are wrong to
> > >believe that a new car will make you as happy as you
> > >imagine. You are wrong to believe that a new kitchen will
> > >make you happy for as long as you imagine. You are wrong to
> > >think that you will be more unhappy with a big single
> > >setback (a broken wrist, a broken heart) than with a lesser
> > >chronic one (a trick knee, a tense marriage). You are wrong
> > >to assume that job failure will be crushing. You are wrong
> > >to expect that a death in the family will leave you bereft
> > >for year upon year, forever and ever. You are even wrong to
> > >reckon that a cheeseburger you order in a restaurant --
> > >this week, next week, a year from now, it doesn't really
> > >matter when -- will definitely hit the spot. That's because
> > >when it comes to predicting exactly how you will feel in
> > >the future, you are most likely wrong.
> > >
> > >A professor in Harvard's department of psychology, Gilbert
> > >likes to tell people that he studies happiness. But it
> > >would be more precise to say that Gilbert -- along with the
> > >psychologist Tim Wilson of the University of Virginia, the
> > >economist George Loewenstein of Carnegie-Mellon and the
> > >psychologist (and Nobel laureate in economics) Daniel
> > >Kahneman of Princeton -- has taken the lead in studying a
> > >specific type of emotional and behavioral prediction. In
> > >the past few years, these four men have begun to question
> > >the decision-making process that shapes our sense of
> > >well-being: how do we predict what will make us happy or
> > >unhappy -- and then how do we feel after the actual
> > >experience? For example, how do we suppose we'll feel if
> > >our favorite college football team wins or loses, and then
> > >how do we really feel a few days after the game? How do we
> > >predict we'll feel about purchasing jewelry, having
> > >children, buying a big house or being rich? And then how do
> > >we regard the outcomes? According to this small corps of
> > >academics, almost all actions -- the decision to buy
> > >jewelry, have kids, buy the big house or work exhaustively
> > >for a fatter paycheck -- are based on our predictions of
> > >the emotional consequences of these events.
> > >
> > >Until recently, this was uncharted territory. How we
> > >forecast our feelings, and whether those predictions match
> > >our future emotional states, had never been the stuff of
> > >laboratory research. But in scores of experiments, Gilbert,
> > >Wilson, Kahneman and Loewenstein have made a slew of
> > >observations and conclusions that undermine a number of
> > >fundamental assumptions: namely, that we humans understand
> > >what we want and are adept at improving our well-being --
> > >that we are good at maximizing our utility, in the jargon
> > >of traditional economics. Further, their work on prediction
> > >raises some unsettling and somewhat more personal
> > >questions. To understand affective forecasting, as Gilbert
> > >has termed these studies, is to wonder if everything you
> > >have ever thought about life choices, and about happiness,
> > >has been at the least somewhat naive and, at worst, greatly
> > >mistaken.
> > >
> > >

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]That's so great!!!!!

I had some bubble gum that was wrapped in paper so that it looked like a cigarette and it came in like........ a cigarette box.

Anyways I was changing into my drumline uniform at our competition, and they fell out of my pocket for everyone to see. Some adults just gave me a dirty look and walked away.[/QUOTE]
drumline eh....keyboard or drum

Bass actually.

Bass guitar not bass drum.

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]ok so i was at this chinese buffet or whatever, and at a buffet you dont have a waiter, but this guy kept coming back to help us. so i put down a line i made using a sugar packet. right when he comes back i snort it all with a part of a straw, the waiter just stops and walks away. owned :thumb:[/QUOTE]
I think you got owned... you're the one that snorted sugar. :lol:

Ahh fu[U]c[/U] k.....the article is quite long...welll the point is that happiness is just something that shouldn't be pursued. :amaze:

I once tried coke....didn't really like....got all excited and stuff....I'd much rather keep smoking pot....but maybe I shouldn't do that either.....

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]I think you got owned... you're the one that snorted sugar. :lol:[/QUOTE]
it wasnt bad, it didnt burn as much as i thought it was going to

I dont really like drugs.

Never tried them, never will. I just quite honestly don't see the point.

But if that's your style, more power to you.

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]it wasnt bad, it didnt burn as much as i thought it was going to[/QUOTE]
Pixie stick hurts like sh[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE].

I only did a little off the tip of my finger but my friend had a whole palmful and just shoved his nose into it Tony Montana style. He was like, crying.
:lol:

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]Pixie stick hurts like sh[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE].

I only did a little off the tip of my finger but my friend had a whole palmful and just shoved his nose into it Tony Montana style. He was like, crying.
:lol:[/QUOTE]
those make me eyes water, but they arent as bad as salt :lol:

^ Or cesium powder...

Put it this way: cesium reacts very violently with water and your nose has pleanty of water.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]those make me eyes water, but they arent as bad as salt :lol:[/QUOTE]
I can't even imagine how bad that would be.

My friend did the stuff that you get off of those sour things. That crystal stuff that makes things sour such as in sour belts or sour patch kids.

Oh that was great.

If you're going to snort someting, at least make it a drug so that you'll get something rather than pain.

I don't do any drugs that involve snorting, never have.

Meh I gotta go...lots of homework to finish. :upset:

Worst part is: today was a snow day, but my teachers are as[COLOR=WHITE]sholes[/COLOR] and posted the assignments on the school website, so I didn't even get to enjoy my day off. I spent it doing papers and such.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Later MX. Always a pleasure. :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]If you're going to snort someting, at least make it a drug so that you'll get something rather than pain.

I don't do any drugs that involve snorting, never have.[/QUOTE]
I don't do any drugs.

Bye Gav :wave:

drugs are not my thing , painkillers are pills not drugs , but snorting stuff is just funny

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]drugs are not my thing , painkillers are pills not drugs , but snorting stuff is just funny[/QUOTE]
Painkillers are drugs.

And snorting things, sugar, salt, etc... is stupid, I think.

I used to know people that would crush up breath mints and snort them.

I agree.

I gotta go.

Drumline rehearsal. See ya :wave:

EDIT: to Left Shoe about the funny snorting.

my friends had a fascination of snorting sherbert at one point......how dumb. It was funny though cause they all thought they were really cool.

My breath mint-snorting friends also thought it was cool, what they were doing.