Haha I thought it would be funny if everyone thought Phil is a virgin, but the who the hell is Marc? Is it you?

Psssh. You suck :(

[CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Alright then, picture this if you will:[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Holy ****ing ****![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my ****in' pants."[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] So light in his way,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Like an apparition,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] He had me crying out,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] "**** me,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] It's gotta be,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Deadhead Chemistry,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] The blotter got right on top of me,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Got me seein' E-mother****in'-T!"[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Me. The Chosen One?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] They chose me!!![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] And I didn't even graduate from ****in' high school.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] You better.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] You better.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] You better.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] You better listen.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] When he looked right through me[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] With somniferous almond eyes.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Don't even know what that means[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Must remember to write it down.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] This is so real.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Like the time he floated away.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] See my heart is pounding,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] 'Cause this **** never happens to me.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Can't breathe, right now![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] It was so real.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Like I woke up in Wonderland.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] All sort of terrifying.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] And can anyone tell me why[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] It was a repeat experience[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Will I ever be coming down?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] This is so real.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Finally it's my lucky day.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] See my heart is racing,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] 'Cause this **** never happens to me.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Can't breathe, right now![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] You believe me, don't you?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Please believe what I just said, see they're telling true.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] And this wasn't all in my head.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Then they showed me something.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] I don't even know where to begin.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] GOD DAMN. **** THE BED![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] (high... I I I I I... high... I I I I I)[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] (high)[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [I][repeated][/I][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Such a heavy burden now to be the one.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Born to bear and read to all[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] The details of our ending.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] To write it down for all the world to see.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] But I forgot my pen,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] **** the bed again,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Typical.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRARED.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] GOD DAMN **** THE BED![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] I...!!![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] MADE OUT TO BE, A HERO!!![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Can't remember what they said.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] OH NO, HELP NOW.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] Can't remember what they said.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] DON'T KNOW.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] WON'T KNOW.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [I][repeated][/I][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2] GOD DAMN **** THE BED![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER]

1" Tube Lugs or 1.5"?

[QUOTE=Drum Phil;14231324]Psssh. You suck :([/QUOTE]

Wait, is that [I]you[/I]? Is that why they call you mazza?

marc is fishbulb...look at the song i* wrote


[SIZE=1]*tool[/SIZE]

Dude, everyone knows that's Tool already...

that doesnt change the fact that maynard james keenan is one of the best writers in the history of music.

Once again... Duh!?

Maynard Keenan isn't jesus.

[quote=British Boy;14231506]Once again... Duh!?[/quote]

lol BB you da man.


oh ****...duh again right there.


but seriously bb you rule.

[QUOTE=Porkupine;14231525]Maynard Keenan isn't jesus.[/QUOTE]

Jesus wishes he were MJK. Jesus can't scream (musically) for 25 seconds straight...

Yeah. Tool is alright.

Eh. Not my cup of tea.

[quote=British Boy;14231546]Jesus wishes he were MJK. Jesus can't scream (musically) for 25 seconds straight...[/quote]

i LOVE when maynard does that scream...some would say it makes me cream.

look i rhymed i should be a rapper.

Would These work good for snare lugs?

http://www.drumfoundry.com/amazing/itemdesc.asp?CartId={D913675A-DD17-4EFA-85C9-0FEBEVERESTA3B14EB7}&ic=LTT006&eq=&Tp=

[quote=British Boy;14231458]Wait, is that [I]you[/I]? Is that why they call you mazza?[/quote]

No. It comes from my surname. Im phil, idiot :p

I've been waiting for so long
For someone to
Mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
anonymous
avenge my name
anonymous
avenge my name

you came here on time
I just hope that it's not to late
I've seen you at night
Biting the frost of silence
Can you cure us of this fate
Mock the litany in its face
Is that you moatilliatta

I've been waiting for so long
For someone to
Mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
Anonymous
Avenge my name
Anonymous
Avenge my name

Hex zero rouge
He'll hibernate no more
The altars run dry
Prefect dictate your final words
does it sting of augur truth
was your temple left in ruins
is that you moatilliatta

I've been waiting for so long
for someone to
mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
Anonymous
Avenge my name
Anonymous
Avenge my name

This is the altar
The one that you let me die in
On your knees
How you wept
Much like omerta
The quiet has shielded all intent
On the ground it appears
Like wrath
Avenging the lamb as bait
In a bed of nails you made
Who is this effigy
Is there straw dressed in these fields

And now it won't be long

I've been waiting for so long
For someone to
Mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
Anonymous
Avenge my name
Anonymous
Avenge my name

[QUOTE=Berk;14231595]Would These work good for snare lugs?

http://www.drumfoundry.com/amazing/itemdesc.asp?CartId={D913675A-DD17-4EFA-85C9-0FEBEVERESTA3B14EB7}&ic=LTT006&eq=&Tp=[/QUOTE]

ehh.

They look like poopy Slingerland lugs. as far as snares (under 6 inches deep) are concerned, bowties or tube lugs.

You could check out some rat trap lugs (pricey) or egonis, though. I'm pretty sure thats what BSU_53 used.

you're building a snare I assume?

[QUOTE=Porkupine;14231649]ehh.

They look like poopy Slingerland lugs. as far as snares (under 6 inches deep) are concerned, bowties or tube lugs.

You could check out some rat trap lugs (pricey) or egonis, though. I'm pretty sure thats what BSU_53 used.

you're building a snare I assume?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Im looking into it.

I need lugs...

Ask yourself: is it REALLY worth the work and cost?

Building a snare costs a lot. You can't hear it first, either. Most companies can sell you a snare just as good for about 100 dollars less. All you really get is the 'I built it myself' factor, unless you do something crazy with the finish or size.

7/7.5x13 Keller Shell
2.3 Tripple Flange Hoops.

[IMG]http://trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/cute%20kitten.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Muhammad-Ahmad/Cute-Kitten-Poster-B12035432.jpeg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/cat-chick.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/four-cute-kittens.jpg[/IMG]

^Thats racist!

Okay, thats 70 for a shell, about 30 for hoops, 50 or so for lugs, 30 for a strainer, 20 for snares, 20 for heads, and whatever you want to pay to finish it.

For that much you could get a Black Panther or an equally good snare.

[QUOTE=Porkupine;14231718]Okay, thats 70 for a shell, about 30 for hoops, 50 or so for lugs, 30 for a strainer, 20 for snares, 20 for heads, and whatever you want to pay to finish it.

For that much you could get a Black Panther or an equally good snare.[/QUOTE]

The only snare I can think of with the Specs I want is that Orange Amber Pig Lite.

[url]http://www.guitarcenter.com/shop/document?cpd=85911&doc_id=100343&base_pid=445630&index=0[/url]

Or a bootiful baby kitty!!!

[IMG]http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/solemates.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/sleepy-kitty.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/two-baby-kittens.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/sleeping-kitten.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Berk;14231752]The only snare I can think of with the Specs I want is that Orange Amber Pig Lite.

[url]http://www.guitarcenter.com/shop/d0cument?cpd=85911&doc_id=100343&base_pid=445630&index=0[/url][/QUOTE]

about 100 bucks less and about 20 hours less work.

Not to mention the fear of making mistakes (your first snare isn't going to be your best)

And if you grow tired of it, a Piglite is going to sell a lot better than a homemade Keller.

I guess Your Right.

Do you know of any snares that have those sizes? 13" or 14"?

If making it yourself is more expensive, then where are the companies making money?

They dont have to buy shells?