I was/am very very sick today.

[QUOTE=DaveToopes]The girl on the right has nice tits.[/QUOTE]
The guy with no top has freakishly tiny nipples.

Actually I only got half dicked. I'm just waiting till later. My friend Jess is staying wth me tonight, i have an Xbox360 here.

You don't need and Xbox360 to have sex...

[QUOTE=DaveToopes]You don't need and Xbox360 to have sex...[/QUOTE]

But, you can have sex with it.

Some people do. Anyone see that video of a guy getting caught beating off to World of Warcraft? It made my day because I knew I could never get any lower than he is right now.

I want to see. Please link me.

A video of a guy jerking off made your day...

You don't actually see his phallus, dummy.

[URL="http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1672871/"]LINK[/URL]

****. I have to write a 2 page essay on Herman Melville tonight.

I wonder how legit that is.

That was hilarious.

It's on the interweb. It's gotta be real.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Not brilliantly, but I take heart from the fact I'm not [url=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/mindfork/hmm.jpg]these guys.[/url][/QUOTE]
I'd do that crouching girl.

You would walk up to her and be like 'lets do dah nastay' and she would be like 'yeh im gonna suck you dick dry' because that's what girls like that do, they're sluts.

Shes already at the dick-sucking level.

That is just vulgar, guys.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Not brilliantly, but I take heart from the fact I'm not [url=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/mindfork/hmm.jpg]these guys.[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/asdf23/photosucks.jpg[/url]

Don't insult Boy George like that!

nicks a fat bitch with no friends

I know, I felt bad about it.

But that kid is trying to be boy george.

[QUOTE=Ruins]Don't insult Boy George like that![/QUOTE]

You WOULD stick up for Boy George...

And not Tool.

Culture Club > Tool

Hell,

Getting fisted up my a'ss by a gay gimp > Tool

[QUOTE=Ruins]Culture Club > Tool

Hell,

Getting fisted up my a'ss by a gay gimp > Tool[/QUOTE]
I think you'll find

Getting fisted up my arse by a gay gimp = Tool

It's all so clear now.

They've stated in interviews that's actually the sound they were going for.

Today waS so good. 9 inches of snow, it was insane riding. Im sad, i leave emerica saturday. Im enjoying the whole non tax thing.

I have no snow. Which rules since SNOW IS SO GAY.

Yes, I'm enjoying the lack of snow. Really looking forward to things warming up.

There's tax in California, it sucks.