Five to six per afternoon?

I'm usually shooting blanks by the third go.

Heh, what horrid thing to do (on her part). At least you got her back a bit.

[QUOTE=Ballsack_AC/DC69]Funny pregancy story, about two years back my girlfriend thought it would be funny to tell me that I got here pregnant over Christmas. She told and I immediately took HER car and was about to just blow me and that ****er up when she called me and told me that she was kidding. God **** was seeking revenge. So I am about five minutes away from home and call her to tell that I was going to end it all and she got hysterical so ****in quickly, she was like we'll get you help, just don't kill yourself, for the love of god don't kill yourself! Then [SIZE=3]I HUNG[/SIZE] up on her, and to her surprise pulled up an hour later after going to Chili's for a nice steak.[/QUOTE]

Wow.

That's a punk-a[size=2]ss thing to do.[/size]

On your part, that is.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Five to six per afternoon?

I'm usually shooting blanks by the third go.[/QUOTE]

As long as I can still orgasm (load or no) I'll keep going. The little guy may be vertically impaired, but he packs a punch that just keeps on stinging.

Hahahaha...that's one way to put it.

Also, d[size=2]amn, wouldn't it actually start to hurt after a while?[/size] All I know is that an empty orgasm doesn't feel all that good.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hahahaha...that's one way to put it.

Also, d[size=2]amn, wouldn't it actually start to hurt after a while?[/size] All I know is that an empty orgasm doesn't feel all that good.[/QUOTE]

I can take the pain. :cool:

As long as she thinks I'm the only man in the world who can go all day, my relationship is secure. Of course, that doesn't necessarily work if she decides she's too fat to be loved. :upset:

[size=1]There's no such as being too fat to be loved. :upset:[/size]

[QUOTE=Captain Jack Sparrow]I can take the pain. :cool:

As long as she thinks I'm the only man in the world who can go all day, my relationship is secure. Of course, that doesn't necessarily work if she decides she's too fat to be loved. :upset:

[size=1]There's no such as being too fat to be loved. :upset:[/size][/QUOTE]

That's something very shaky to base a relationship on. No offense or anything.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That's something very shaky to base a relationship on. No offense or anything.[/QUOTE]

I know. :(

I tend to get with odd girls though. They're usually very pretty, but very crazy. I've had one girl cheat on me several times at once (cheating on the guy she was cheating with cheating on another guy she was cheating with cheating on another guy etc...), I've had another girl try to kill me, another one try to beat me with a raw fish (yes, this is not a joke) and there are just too many stories to tell beyond that point.

I guess that's what you get for being in the music biz, eh?

I mostly land the nice girls, with the exception of one girl who was pretty d[size=2]amn evil and manipulative...she's the one who taught me how to hatefu[/size]ck.

Seems to be the case. Though, I'm out of the business now. Looking for a new group at the moment.

We should trade places for a while. I need a nice girl. :(

And live in the land of dog-skinning Mexicans? No thanks.

But yeah, I know where you're coming from...every guy needs a nice girl at some point. My girlfriend was, I suppose, a "prep" in high school. Suffice to say, I don't get why preps get such a bad rap. There are bad ones, but they're mostly pretty good.

/Has never had a girlfriend last more than a month...I suck.

Sup all? I have a HUGE question for all of you. Now before I begin the question I just want to let you all know that it is going to sound very,very,very,very,very vaghue (sp?) and here it is.

I've been trying to figure out the name of that extremely popular club/techno/trance song that gets played at clubs and sporting events all the time. I know the beat and how the song goes, but I dont know the name.

if any of you can help me you will be a hero.

That's way too vague.

What beat/song is significant to techno music...the one that pops into your head when you think of the word "techno"

**** I wish I could be more specific, but Its hard to explain something when there arent any words (i dont think) or anthing else to go by.

I think Im just gonna go crazy

ahahaha....that made my night

Somebody help me out here, I don't get it...:(

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Dude. Are you serious?

MC Hammer? Hammertime?

Get out if you don't get it.[/QUOTE]

:upset: ...I guess I'm getting out.

[QUOTE=cjborton]:upset: ...I guess I'm getting out.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Captain Jack Sparrow][url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Haha, thanks, I know who MC Hammer is. I just didn't make the "Hammertime" connection.

I'm not up on either one. These must be daytime conjurings, as I am on here every night and have never heard of either joke.

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I don't know where that came from. I apologize.

[url]http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/CaptainJack/[/url]

Added you back with the relationship line..

[quote]CaptainJack has sex with madeyadams[/quote]

/punches internet

:lol:

I never use my computer to listen to music anymore so my audioscrobbler charts suck :upset:

/me listens to the new Coldplay

Speaking of pregnancy scares, my girlfriend told me last night that her period is a week late.

I'm getting nervous.

I still haven't heard the new coldplay, is it any good?

Is she gonna take a test?

I heard something off the new Coldplay album on VH-1 tonight. I can't remember the name of the song, but it reminded me of why I don't listen to Coldplay.

I quite like Coldplay

[QUOTE=MXican]I still haven't heard the new coldplay, is it any good?

Is she gonna take a test?[/QUOTE]

It's pretty good, I got it off this Radiohead forum.

She said she is going to wait another week to see if she gets her period.

I'm feeling really uneasy about the whole thing.

A sign of how silly Jake's home country is. The "Crazy Frog" ringtone remix is currently number 1 on the UK charts, outstripping Coldplay's new single.

In other news, I smashed my parker light and side panel up the arse of a Ford Festiva. :(

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]A sign of how silly Jake's home country is. The "Crazy Frog" ringtone remix is currently number 1 on the UK charts, outstripping Coldplay's new single.

In other news, I smashed my parker light and side panel up the arse of a Ford Festiva. :([/QUOTE]

At least it was a Ford. Chris...I'm worried for you.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]In other news, I smashed my parker light and side panel up the arse of a Ford Festiva. :([/QUOTE]
lol, how much will it set you back?

[QUOTE=cjborton]At least it was a Ford. Chris...I'm worried for you.[/QUOTE]

Not worried for me? You bastard.

Chris, buy a pregnancy test. Is she on the Pill, do you use condoms, and has she been stressed?

Jon, I dunno yet. We'll see what the quote says.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]A sign of how silly Jake's home country is. The "Crazy Frog" ringtone remix is currently number 1 on the UK charts, outstripping Coldplay's new single.

In other news, I smashed my parker light and side panel up the arse of a Ford Festiva. :([/QUOTE]
:lol::mad: I know...I know :upset:

So I'm thinking, if I can get ahold of Josh I want to try something with his recording equipment. I'm going to record all the instruments in Skynyrd's "Freebird" by myself individually (just up to the first verse anyway) and then patch the pieces together and see how it sounds. If and when this happens, if it turns out well enough, I'll post it up on yousendit.

Sounds like fun, Jared. What recording program will you use?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Sounds like fun, Jared. What recording program will you use?[/QUOTE]

Only the best there is.

[size=1]A microphone, a cheap mixer and a tape deck.[/size]

:cool:

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