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witchxrapist 06-29-2011 05:24 PM

[QUOTE=robertsona;18557498]name 10 things that arent jackie chan[/QUOTE]

ummm... jacky chan? FUCK

adbforever 06-29-2011 06:47 PM

almost had plans tonight to hang out w/ friend and her friend

but her friend is dumb and wants to see a movie

Route1 06-29-2011 06:49 PM

then go see a movie with them

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 06:52 PM

ron don't you know fiction is for idiots?

adbforever 06-29-2011 06:55 PM

[QUOTE=Route1;18557759]then go see a movie with them[/QUOTE]

whats the point

you sit there for 2 hours in front of a screen

I can do that for free

plus they probably want to see some shit

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 07:14 PM

[QUOTE=adbforever;18557769]whats the point

you sit there for 2 hours in front of a screen

I can do that for free[/quote]
yeah dude i agree sitting at a computer is the same exact experience as going to a theater... only difference is that it's free, haha suckers!!!!1

adbforever 06-29-2011 07:22 PM

not the same experience

but the same concept

i'd rather sit in front of a computer screen laughing at you for two hours

over sitting in front of a huge screen watching some shit movie w/ no laughs

Bron-Yr-Aur 06-29-2011 07:24 PM

one has a girl though

adbforever 06-29-2011 07:25 PM

well

i'd be with my friend who is very nice and good looking but w/e bro we dont feel that way about each other

and her friend is like a stereotypical white washed asian who is good looking but ugh nah

I wouldn't even be able to look at them most of the time, I would be looking at a screen

Angmar 06-29-2011 07:44 PM

chance to hang out with girls

sit on computer instead

Brent's life in a nutshell

2muchket! 06-29-2011 07:50 PM

Poor lad needs a good long term lass in his life like.

Might stop him subjecting us to his poorly executed attempts at 'humour'

adbforever 06-29-2011 07:52 PM

make a clear consise argument

someone makes retarded comeback

r&m in a nutshell

2muchket! 06-29-2011 07:55 PM

[QUOTE=adbforever;18557802]make a clear consise argument

someone makes retarded comeback

r&m in a nutshell[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/giving_a_fuck_truck.jpg?w=700&h=474[/IMG]

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 07:57 PM

guis sluts piss me off, this one mad cute girl i'm friends with was hanging all over me last night, but like, she gave my one friend warts and got picked up and fucked by a random puerto rican guy in a van when she was walking home from a bar, so i was like ew no

2muchket! 06-29-2011 07:59 PM

Fuck her whilst listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-1Lwf2SlMc

insta-feel good there bro

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 08:00 PM

:lol:

adbforever 06-29-2011 08:01 PM

she sounds pretty trashy

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 08:03 PM

she's a total ho, but she's really fucking cool and damn sexy

unfortunate combo

2muchket! 06-29-2011 08:06 PM

I never get why blokes are like UGH THAT GIRL HAS SLEPT WITH SO MANY PEOPLE UGH. Like fuck, as long as the girl's vag isn't completely destroyed and as long as she isn't riddled with STDs who cares. If a lass wants to put it about a bit, fucking let her be.

Deth 06-29-2011 08:08 PM

mmm beer

adbforever 06-29-2011 08:09 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18557813]I never get why blokes are like UGH THAT GIRL HAS SLEPT WITH SO MANY PEOPLE UGH. Like fuck, as long as the girl's vag isn't completely destroyed and as long as she isn't riddled with STDs who cares. If a lass wants to put it about a bit, fucking let her be.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

2muchket! 06-29-2011 08:14 PM

I mean I can understand why a social recluse like yourself who has to resort to social networking and dating web sites to groom girls with COMMONALITY and can't approach women in a real world setting and has crippling inadequacy issues would have a problem. You'd probably have a panic attack mid sex thinking over how many dicks the girl your fucking has, but other more well adjusted blokes, I don't really see it :confused:

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 08:17 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18557813]I never get why blokes are like UGH THAT GIRL HAS SLEPT WITH SO MANY PEOPLE UGH.[/quote]
that behavior puts me off for some reason, but like i said this girl is awesome, i'd just never hit it

she gave my friend [I]warts[/I]

[quote]Like fuck, as long as the girl's vag isn't completely destroyed and as long as she isn't riddled with STDs who cares. If a lass wants to put it about a bit, fucking let her be.[/QUOTE]

worrrrd

adbforever 06-29-2011 08:19 PM

frankie, you sound pretty dumb man. for so long you said FUCK IT I DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP IM SINGLE AND CAN PORK FATTIES. Now you have a gf, so yeah - you're backpedlin mate

commonality is all that matters in a relationship, so sorry bro for wanting a girl who I can get along with, irl girls are generic for the most part. I've talked to a bunch.

2muchket! 06-29-2011 08:20 PM

Well yeah warts, that's a fucking no brainer haha.

And I fail to see how I'm backpedalling here brento mate, just saying if I can meet an amazing girl who I share a great deal of COMMONALITY with in a relatively small city, I'm sure considering one of the largest cities in the states is in relatively close proximity to you that you'd find one if you looked harder in real life situations.

Right lass came along for me man, if she didn't I'd still be out there fucking bitches like I have been.

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 08:20 PM

shut up brent

Haz 06-29-2011 08:20 PM

generic

Deth 06-29-2011 08:21 PM

guys brent has talked to a [I]bunch[/I] of girls

think he knows more than us

witchxrapist 06-29-2011 08:22 PM

dude, frankie, she seriously was walking home from a bar, and some random black dude and a puerto rican dude picked her up, and she fucked the hispanic dude in the back of the van on the ride to her house :lol:

me and my friends all posted bang bus on her wall on facebook, and then she didn't talk to any of us for a year hahaha

botb 06-29-2011 08:25 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18557813]I never get why blokes are like UGH THAT GIRL HAS SLEPT WITH SO MANY PEOPLE UGH. Like fuck, as long as the girl's vag isn't completely destroyed and as long as she isn't riddled with STDs who cares. If a lass wants to put it about a bit, fucking let her be.[/QUOTE]

i love how british people talk


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