[QUOTE=Bartender]I think the other one was better :-/ Who was that?[/QUOTE]
I think the other one was Opeth.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Hm Jared. Now I know what you like to look at during your spare time.[/QUOTE]

I'm a sucker for big packages.

I just got the most peculiar phone message. It was some girl named Annabelle who was reffered my cell number as "one to call for a good time" and wanted me to participate in a threesome with her and her boyfriend. Luckilly, I'm not bisexual, so I was not inclined to call her back, but that's a ****in' weird message to get besides. And I of course have no idea who it might be or who would have given her the number.

Discuss.

[url]http://tinypic.com/5k5c1v[/url]

OMG RUN!

the SA forums are pretty entertaining to go through everyonce and awhile though.

[QUOTE=Captain Jack Sparrow]I'm a sucker for big packages.[/QUOTE]

pen0r envy lolz

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Hm. Did she sound like a dirty mexican whore?

Chris: STFU.[/QUOTE]

No, she sounded like a sultry Californian whore.

[QUOTE=Cain]I just got the most peculiar phone message. It was some girl named Annabelle who was reffered my cell number as "one to call for a good time" and wanted me to participate in a threesome with her and her boyfriend. Luckilly, I'm not bisexual, so I was not inclined to call her back, but that's a ****in' weird message to get besides. And I of course have no idea who it might be or who would have given her the number.

Discuss.[/QUOTE]

Wow, that is weird. I'm guessing her boyfriend is "batting for the other team".

[QUOTE=Cain]pen0r envy lolz[/QUOTE]

tr00f.

Girth = 5.7 inches
Length = 5.5 inches

It's a fat stump.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]I thought for sure you were a 'chick' but I also thought Riva was female, due to the fact that Riva was in his username, so it occured to me that you're porbably a hairy guy.

Riva better be male, or I'll come off as a da[B][I][/B][/I]mn fool.[/QUOTE]

He's got more than enough pictures peppered all over this website to indicate as much.

:lol: CJS has a chode.

[QUOTE=Cain]I just got the most peculiar phone message. It was some girl named Annabelle who was reffered my cell number as "one to call for a good time" and wanted me to participate in a threesome with her and her boyfriend. Luckilly, I'm not bisexual, so I was not inclined to call her back, but that's a ****in' weird message to get besides. And I of course have no idea who it might be or who would have given her the number.

Discuss.[/QUOTE]

When I was going out this girl Rachel, her friend Stephanie wanted to have a threesome with me, her and Rachel. I was all for it, but Rachel didn't like the idea so it never happened. I still have blue balls to this day.

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/kingsolomon/74070138_l.jpg]Rachel is on the left, Steph is on the right[/url].

[QUOTE=madeyadams]You have a chode. rite??? rite??????[/QUOTE]

rite. :(

[QUOTE=Captain Jack Sparrow]When I was going out this girl Rachel, her friend Stephanie wanted to have a threesome with me, her and Rachel. I was all for it, but Rachel didn't like the idea so it never happened. I still have blue balls to this day.

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/kingsolomon/74070138_l.jpg]Rachel is on the left, Steph is on the right[/url].[/QUOTE]

They're cute.

[QUOTE=Cain]They're cute.[/QUOTE]

Yes indeed. I don't talk to either of them anymore. Rachel is a coke addict now and Steph is a whore.

Here's another A7X song from the new album. Just because.



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[QUOTE=Captain Jack Sparrow]Yes indeed. I don't talk to either of them anymore. Rachel is a coke addict now and Steph is a whore.[/QUOTE]

That's a shame. What led them to those bitter ends?

Lack of sex with Mr. J. Rad

Sup thread? I think I'll go to bed now.

[QUOTE=Cain]That's a shame. What led them to those bitter ends?[/QUOTE]

Rachel was paranoid about her weight and started doing coke because she thought it would make her skinny.

Steph was always a flirt and apparently she just decided to take it to the next level.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Lack of sex with Mr. J. Rad[/QUOTE]

I like this answer.

Night. :-*

[QUOTE=Captain Jack Sparrow]Rachel was paranoid about her weight and started doing coke because she thought it would make her skinny.

Steph was always a flirt and apparently she just decided to take it to the next level.[/QUOTE]

Wow, that's crap. Hopefully you've moved on to something better.

[QUOTE=Cain]Wow, that's crap. Hopefully you've moved on to something better.[/QUOTE]

I've moved on to a whole lot of nothing at all. I'm in a rough patch.

wouldn't she have been better off with smoking?

[QUOTE=Valkjosandi]wouldn't she have been better off with smoking?[/QUOTE]

Smoking what? Crack? Cigarettes?

She already smoked cigarettes - off and on anyway.

OK, I'm not sure what's wrong with my gf...after she woke up at about quarter of 3 in the afternoon, she is now snoring (yes, snoring...I went upstairs to see if she was asleep and I could hear it from halfway up the stars) in the guest room.

Of course, we smoked with two o fmy friends, so maybe that made her a little sleepy, but still...that's not even a 9 hour day.

Maybe she's pregnant.

Don't even joke about that.

Besides, she hasn't been moody or hungry so that rules that out.

I apologize.

Eh, it's okay. I get jittery about that kinda stuff.

I still wince when I remember that, to be honest.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Don't even joke about that.

Besides, she hasn't been moody or hungry so that rules that out.[/QUOTE]

She doesn't have to be. She could be hidding all of that.

Congratulations :chug:

Ha ha. Real funny.

[QUOTE=Captain Jack Sparrow]I apologize.[/QUOTE]

omg. When did you start posting again? I haven't seen you since you went crazy and waged war on mx!

sup?



(remember my thread about you?) :naughty:

[QUOTE=rock not roll]omg. When did you start posting again? I haven't seen you since you went crazy and waged war on mx!

sup?



(remember my thread about you?) :naughty:[/QUOTE]

I never left. I had all my accounts merged into my Renaissance account and I used that for a long time. Then I had my name changed back to this.

And yes, I remember the thread. :lol:

/finally back from a long week end

I had a fun week end, how did every one's week end go?

Also, why the hell does Eleventeen have an anti-Naruto avatar...I will kill him.

What'd you do on your Memorial Day weekend?

Well, my girlfriend landed here from CA yesterday and has spent most of the time here sleeping. This has led to two pregnancy jokes here, one from Renaissance and one from rock not roll.

I remember when I had a pregnancy scare with that girl Rachel. It turned out to be nothing, but when I asked her if she wanted to cut it down to twice a day she said no. Apparently she had bigger balls than me, because I would have preferred to never have sex again after that.

Twice a day?

You machine, you.

But yeah..no guy ever wants to hear "I'm pregnant".

We went, on average, five to six times per afternoon. We basically lived in the bedroom, so I wasn't too shocked when she hit me with that phrase, but the shock did settle in pretty quickly.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]but yeah... no guy ever wants to hear "I'm pregnant".[/QUOTE]

Funny pregancy story, about two years back my girlfriend thought it would be funny to tell me that I got here pregnant over Christmas. She told and I immediately took HER car and was about to just blow me and that ****er up when she called me and told me that she was kidding. God **** was seeking revenge. So I am about five minutes away from home and call her to tell that I was going to end it all and she got hysterical so ****in quickly, she was like we'll get you help, just don't kill yourself, for the love of god don't kill yourself! Then [SIZE=3]I HUNG[/SIZE] up on her, and to her surprise pulled up an hour later after going to Chili's for a nice steak.

So the moral of the story is:

You're too much of a little kid to handle the shock of being a dad?