why would i be jealous

fat people have small dicks

good lord :lol:

my cock takes so much blood to prime I pass out

adb is right i had a 2 inch dik b4 i lost weight den it grew 3 inches

Dat growth

literally cray

my tool is like 9 inches at the most

nobody cares gimmick

brent you're more of a gimmick than space kitty, bro

go make some space music needle dick

is that suppose to hurt my feelings

this guy has gotta be flynn or some equally retarded mid to late 30s ejaculate

im 23 dick rider

sure you are.

I posted a photo in the appropriate thread for your edification

lol wetback

Just scored 2gs of coke. Waiting till friends come ova to swim. My rents are at a party at the next store neighbors. Listening to in to their convos.

u gonna get laid

Nope.

never fuck a married woman

:( biggest mind fuck I had recently was a 10/10 girl I had as a booty call last summa got married to her long term bf. I felt terrible. I was given the news while my dad, brother, mom were talking to a friend of my moms at my house. I asked her how soandso was doing and she gave me the news. Neva have a been trolled so hard. My mom's like are you all right and I just walked out of the room. I don't care about some bitch cheating on her bf but marriage is a pretty srs thing. Ya they weren't married at the time but still.

put it in her butt

Tried.

I did get to do the thumb slip.

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18918304]Tried.

I did get to do the thumb slip.[/QUOTE]

nice, dat one's a classic

But how big of a mindfuck is that?

Like am I just being a pussy or is that a norm reaction?

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18918313]But how big of a mindfuck is that?

Like am I just being a pussy or is that a norm reaction?[/QUOTE]

seems like a p reasonable reaction given the circumstances

bitches be playin', u kno

She had the fattest tits.

Half asian half italian.

Def one of my best k's.

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18918323]She had the fattest tits.

Half asian half italian.[/QUOTE]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh damn, son

i feel u, dawg, dats rough

I couldn't take my hands off them before and after sex.