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RouteOne 02-08-2008 08:48 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15957969]lol Sindarin

The stars are clouded tonight, bro[/QUOTE]

Oh shush I just finished the Silmarillion for the billionth time today. :p

1338 h4x0r 02-08-2008 08:56 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;15957983]Oh shush I just finished the Silmarillion for the billionth time today. :p[/QUOTE]

Orly?

My favorite part of that book is where Turgon's fleet of helicopters lands in Beleriand for the Nirnaeth Arnoediad while [i]Ride of the Valkyries[/i] plays in the background, and then Borthand uses bribes to buy a lot of really cheap rice wine and passes out in a ditch by the battlefield.

RouteOne 02-08-2008 08:57 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15958000]Orly?

My favorite part of that book is where Turgon's fleet of helicopters lands in Beleriand for the Nirnaeth Arnoediad while [i]Ride of the Valkyries[/i] plays in the background, and then Borthand uses bribes to buy a lot of really cheap rice wine and passes out in a ditch by the battlefield.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

1338 h4x0r 02-08-2008 09:22 PM

LotR ethnic jokes are the best

'Hasufel is his name,' said Éomer. 'May he bear you well and to better fortune than [b]Dead[/b], his late master!'

RouteOne 02-08-2008 09:52 PM

haha oh the pure nerdiness is palpable in this thread, I love it.

Is there a website with those?

1338 h4x0r 02-08-2008 09:59 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;15958107]haha oh the pure nerdiness is palpable in this thread, I love it.

Is there a website with those?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/LotR_Ethnic_Stereotypes[/url]

I wrote four sections completely and a fifth on the Haradrim remains unfinished because i am the robots / Charizard is way better at writing like black people.

[quote]
[b]Variags[/b]

Whores.
[/quote]

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:11 AM

too much lotr niggotry

Charizard 02-09-2008 01:18 AM

lotrs cool idk

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:20 AM

this ******stuffs uis not allowed iun my thread.

Charizard 02-09-2008 01:21 AM

im drunk too

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:22 AM

im not into that sort of thing

Charizard 02-09-2008 01:22 AM

im into you

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:23 AM

i care not for your homosexual exploits

Charizard 02-09-2008 01:24 AM

its not gay tbh

gmoneyguy 02-09-2008 01:25 AM

its mutual man love minus butt sex

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:25 AM

youre not not a gay ******

Charizard 02-09-2008 01:25 AM

man? :mad:

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:26 AM

hmm?

1338 h4x0r 02-09-2008 01:28 AM

Tolkien was too Jewish for fans of true black metal.

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:28 AM

tolkien is for ****in lotr nerds

Angmar 02-09-2008 01:30 AM

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;15958669]tolkien is for ****in lotr nerds[/QUOTE]

Crazy how that works. :rolleyes:

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:30 AM

[SIZE="7"]:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:[/SIZE]

1338 h4x0r 02-09-2008 01:31 AM

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;15958669]tolkien is for ****in lotr nerds[/QUOTE]

Command is for ****in NSBM nerds

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:32 AM

Command is better than everything LOTR related.

gmoneyguy 02-09-2008 01:34 AM

NSBM is for Skinheadzorz

Charizard 02-09-2008 01:34 AM

musically, probably

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:35 AM

Command - Kulturkampf is a classic of the genre

gmoneyguy 02-09-2008 01:35 AM

loltr

Charizard 02-09-2008 01:36 AM

nunslaughter

Niflheim II 02-09-2008 01:36 AM

for our children for our race for our blood...




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