haha anybody wana hear the story?

yes.

I do.

All this talk of rape is making me sick. :D Sunshine, you can hide behind me if you want.

Don't fall for it, he'll probably just turn around.

Cunning, TTTSNB, cunning.

He is one cunning linguist!

jk.

I already know Pure's story. I'm more important.

Me>you guys

:lol:


P.S. it's not rape....its surprise sex!

=(...

pure, is this true..
do you love him more than me?
*sharpens knife*

Pure is away eating fish atm.

......


*sharpens other knife*

jerry! jerry!

jerry! jerry!

Seinfeld?

Kramer ftw!

And what will happen when i dream? I am too scared to close my eyes.

how was your sh|t? to DG.

Hey guys ive eaten my fish gimmie 10 mins to write this out will ya!........


So i was all excited today because after 5 weeks of not having a teacher because he was ill i finally had a new teacher coming to my house and giving me a lesson for £10 an hour! BARGAIN!

The catch: HE COULDNT READ MUSIC!

I was dissapointed at this as i needed some help with my grade work and technical's and general sight reading like...

I knew he didnt read music before the lesson but i though id have one lesson just to see whether he was any good....fair enough.

He came to my house in his girlfriends ford focus and came in...

Me: "hey man nice to meet you"
Lewis (teacher): "Same to you man"

He got on my kit and started playing and i realised that he had technique issues already.....i was like :(

So i jumped on the kit and started playing and basically i pwned his *** as retard.......sorry i meant chipple said!

We talked about drum gear and grades and reading for a while and by the end of[B] MY[/B] lesson i was teaching him......
[LIST][*]Technique[*]How to use the rebound![*]Some easy begginer reading![/LIST]
It was weird....i was teaching a 23 year old man who has been playing for 16 years how to use the rebound?!?! its like wtf?

He has never had a lesson in his life and is thinking of starting to read music like moi :L

I didnt pay him.....hehe.....im so naughty!

Im not having anymore lessons of him and ive decided im gonna go down to the percussion house every 3-4 weeks and have a proper [B]reading[/B] and [B]playing[/B] good [B]educational [/B]lesson!

Opinions?

P.S if you wanna give me rep because you feel sorry for me thats ok :)

I could type it faster.

Who votes I tell the story and steal Pure's moment? :lol:





EDIT: His "teacher" was sh!t, we could all pwn his as$...


....there you go, I wrote it for you in less time than Pure :D :lol:

shut up, he loves me more!









deal with it.

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Lolz nerdy tats

lol star wars

I was told to shave my beard, now it itches. Stupid Tesco shaving cream.

I shaved my as$ beard today.


...while my girlfriend watched

thats kinda gross.

Oh yeah, then i sold the off cut hair to a bald man.


EDIT: Wow, what a totally awesome 2000th post :lol:

I will NEVER shave :)

And he uses it as new pubes!

Everyone check the story ^^^^^^^^^^

Good story. You should have made him do your chores though since he was there. He could have earned his ten pounds.

I already said this to ya Pure but how the fu[I]c[/I]k can that guy justify being a teacher???

He may have been playing 16 years but he's a total n00b!


+rep too :)


...ok maybe no +rep. Seems I have to spread the love first...which I've been doing for like the past month since I last rep'd you! :angry:

haha yeh....i ended teaching him in the end which was weird!

Saved me £10 more towards my Tama rythm watch :)