what is lms

like my status

or lick my sack

[QUOTE=Pechorin;18670647]what is lms[/QUOTE]
freaky

like '123'

the ghetto people do it and it's obnoxious

LMS IF U TINK OBAMA IZ DA BAS PREZ EVAH NIGGA HMU (313)SEX-4ALL

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18670622]one time i was at a party and this girl was really drunk, she was in the middle of the backseat where me and this other guy were she started giving me a handjob but then it got weird when i noticed i was in a handjob threesome

later on that house got busted for underage drinking[/QUOTE]

i need to meet more of this kind of girl

larry david menstrual symdrome

handjob threesome

dont tempt me

handjobs suck unless lube is involved

then they become awesom

should I get drunk tonight y/n

haz, that's a definite yes

im drinking scotch right now actually

always yes haz

[quote]should I get drunk tonight y/n
[/quote]absolutely yes. im already pretty hammered off beer. gonna take some mad rips in a bit

[QUOTE]im drinking scotch right now actually[/QUOTE]

:chug:

[QUOTE=Pechorin;18670647]what is lms[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FS1Tg.png[/IMG]

basically its myspace invading facebook

actually drank a bottle of cream sherry while writing a paper overnight a couple years ago

got an A-

quick! to Google+!

don't say sayonara
i wanna see ya tomorrah
i wanna see ya tonight
you're a mystery to me kabuki girl

will probably get a six pack of crown lager or some pinot noir

[quote=beans;18670671]absolutely yes. Im already pretty hammered off beer. Gonna take some mad rips in a bit



:chug:[/quote]

=) .

berkay how you been?

wait so i thought 7-11 was an american thing, they have them in Australia too?

was a lil drunk earlier but ive since sobered up

gonna go to bed when this descendents album is done

Gotta write a German essay

fuck

Scheiße!

im looking forward to German

i was gonna take japanese instead since it's grammatically easier and since one of my patients is the professor BUTTT the class was full =/

It's about Wagner being banned in Israel I need to write my thoughts on the subject.

just say something along the lines of

was ist das hauffenscheisse?!?!

Es war Scheisse. The end.

(don't have the ss attached to a key and not gonna c+p it in here

Yeah it's okay it has to be typed so I'm just doing that and ue/oe/ae for umlauts.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18670707]It's about Wagner being banned in Israel I need to write my thoughts on the subject.[/QUOTE]

just quote the first chapter of mein kampf

ahahaha

Haha I should and then see if my teacher notices.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18670714]Yeah it's okay it has to be typed so I'm just doing that and ue/oe/ae for umlauts.[/QUOTE]

you know you can easily do umlauts in word right? it's just in the symbol bit, and to make it easier you can make a shortcut to them

what i used to do was alt+u for ue etc

there used to be a programme that runs in the background but i think it only works for xp

was the most useful thing for finnish

language nerds killed covo

dead

lurking

ive had a craving for chinese food for the past 2 weeks. i need some soon

lol I used to go to the all you can eat chinese buffet at the mall up here, buy the largest plate, load it up with a ridiculous amount of chinese then just take it back to the table and fill up a bunch of plastic containers with it and take it home

ive had a craving for ur mom for the past 2 weeks. i need some soon

you have such a way with words

[QUOTE]I used to go to the all you can eat chinese buffet at the mall up here, buy the largest plate, load it up with a ridiculous amount of chinese then just take it back to the table and fill up a bunch of plastic containers with it and take it home[/QUOTE]

that sounds a-fucking-mazing. beer induced headache. bed time draws near. later fags