[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18555297]if you see a girl who is good looking and is clearly dating a dude who is ugly, you can come to one or several of a few possible conclusions:

dude is rich
dude is hung like a horse
dude is rich and hes hung like a horse
dude is a hopeless romantic who cooks her dinner and runs her bath and hes hung like a horse[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha

becuz u know cooking for her and running her baths for her would not be enough on their own.. gotta pack that heat bruh..

dude hxc delivering the hilarity on this page looool.

guys did u here its 2005 again

[url]http://www.friendproject.net/index.php[/url]

get in on the fun!

fucking hate when I see a cute girls profile but she's like, into movies and shitty music

are you actually looking for a girl whos into all the same things you are?

make no mistake you will die alone that way

and i mean i know everyone dies alone, technically, but like, you wont even have a bitch at your bedside when you go.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555328]fucking hate when I see a cute girls profile but she's like, into movies and shitty music[/QUOTE]

yeah dude, fuck music without exploding planets and blast beats and fuck all movie!

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18555335] and fuck all movie![/QUOTE]

:lol:

if adb's into you and you like any movies ever made...

[I]dealbreaker[/I]

idk if Im gonna message her, she's cute and a business major

seems p cool

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555301]i'm a p romantic guy real talk[/QUOTE]

figured it was worth a quote

[I]fiction entertains you, you're a delusional cunt[/I]

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555275]one of my biggest pet peeves about females is they would rather have an 8/10 looking guy who neglects them

over a 6 or 7/10 guy who treats them well

they have bf's for status[/QUOTE]

[I]generalizations[/I]

fuck yea girl messaged back

[I]she's into me[/I]

I'm that 8+ guy who neglects them.

But I make dough and my abs are jacked.

But then again I live at home.

inaccurate generalizations with brent

news at 4:20

sorry h&d these guidelines only apply to heterosexual relationships

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18555374]inaccurate generalizations with brent

news at[B] 4:20[/B][/QUOTE]

yo chop me some kush dawg

i cut get you a faaaat slice fo $60

Speaking of cut

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[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18555371]But then again I live at home.[/QUOTE]

As long as you're doing something with your life, I'm sure most girls are willing to overlook that

I haven't had any bitches hayden on me for still living at home.

i had 1 bitch hatin on me for lived at home and i gave him the pimp slap

If a bitch started hayden I'd be like: Bitch, hayder talk never made me mad.

what advice would you gods of the female mind give a socially inept cat looking for love

Get money, new money.

A lot of people I know are moving back in because they can't afford to live outside of their parent's house anymore

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18555397]what advice would you gods of the female mind give a socially inept cat looking for love[/QUOTE]

Don't be such a pussy.

tomorrow i will rob a bank

or a retirement home, they all have alzheimers anyway, they won't remember I've robbed them