Toasters?

Who let you into the Gogol jar?

What the f[SIZE="2"]uc[/SIZE]k is a jar?

It's this round thing. You put stuff in it.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]It's this round thing. You put stuff in it.[/QUOTE]

Like money, or cookies, or drugs.

Part of my satire for English:
"A. There is absolutely nothing in any type of music that is worth keeping, or even worth a single listen and should not exist.
1. Jazz
a. Skillful improvisation? More like random notes and chaotic beats with no pulse.
b. How anyone can be entertained by the lack of rhythm or structure in the works of Miles Davis for more than a minute is absurd.
2. Metal
a. Clichéd dark lyrics shouted over something almost as tolerable as a construction site.
b. Perhaps bands like Cryptopsy should try to make cheesy horror films instead of mimicking bulldozers.
3. Latin
a. Rhythmic percussion? More like the boring beating of trash cans.
b. Tito Puente would be of more use at ‘percussive maintenance,’ or fixing broken machinery, rather than pounding aimlessly on timbales.
4. Punk
a. Diverse political music? It’s a shame every band looks and sounds the same.
b. Maybe bands like Crass should have published literary works instead of singing ‘intelligent politics’ unintelligibly over scratchy noise.
5. Hip-Hop
a. Immature, but true: You can’t spell ‘crap’ without ‘rap.’
b. NWA could be considered poets if every other word didn’t have to be censored."

Only part of it and only an outline.

Hilarious. Good thing that wasn't your 600th post.

Good work David, I want to see the final product for sure.

In other news, I've listened to quite a lot of music this weekend, so I decided to type it all up (more for my LJ and personal records then MX)

[B]Friday[/B]
The Kodan Armada/Montclam Split
Phil Ochs - Farewells and Fantasies (Disc 1)
Saw Wheel - The Next Train

[B]Saturday
[/B]Wayne Hancock - A-Town Blues
Antioch Arrow - Gems of Masochism
Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
7 Seconds - Good to Go
Victims Family - Apocalicious
Pink Floyd - Animals
Sly & The Family Stone - Fresh
7 Seconds - The Crew
Osker - Treatment 5

[B]Sunday[/B]
Hank Williams III - Houston 01-17-04
Final Fight - Under Attack!
Champion - Promises Kept
Youth of Today - Breakdown the Walls
In My Eyes - Nothing to Hide
Chain of Strength - One Thing That Still Holds True
Gorilla Biscuits - Gorilla Biscuits
Ritalin - Stop Wasting Time
Carrie Nations - Carrie Nations EP
Rio de la Muerte - Lovers in Winter and OTher Short Stories
Walk the Line Orginial Soundtrack
Bones Brigade - I Hate Myself When I'm Not Skateboarding
The Beatles - Rubber Soul
Refused - Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent
7 Seconds - Take it Back, Take It On, Take it Over
Green Day - Nimrod

Total Count: 28

Man, Brain Toad has taste. I spent the whole w/e listening to some psychadelic tracks I burnt onto three or four cds. And I got stoned for the last time on Friday. Last time because I am quitting the drugs, and I've got like 3 people, including my usual dealer, making sure I don't get back into them.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]And I got stoned for the last time on Friday. Last time because I am quitting the drugs, and I've got like 3 people, including my usual dealer, making sure I don't get back into them.[/QUOTE]

Why the hell would you do that?

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis] I am quitting the drugs.[/QUOTE]

That is just silly.

Cuz drugs are lame.

On a related note, this is how I plan on spending Valentine's: [url]http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html[/url]

Would I quit? Because I do them too much, like every weekend. And not just pot, I do rock, speed, X, random pills and heroin. So I figured time to stop for at least a little while, get my mind back.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]get my mind back.[/QUOTE]

And then get the drugs back. At least a little bit.

Yeah possibly, but I really need to stay off them for a few weeks/months, remember what it's like to feel normal.

Okay, heroin is bad. Stop it. Rock is bad. Stop that too. Don't start any amphetimines. Other than that I say go for it.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Would I quit? Because I do them too much, like every weekend. And not just pot, I do rock, speed, X, random pills and heroin. So I figured time to stop for at least a little while, get my mind back.[/QUOTE]

Man, your drugs are [i]really[/i] lame. You're going to die. Sheesh.

Cisco sounds fun.

ARGH! GODAMNIT! I joked with some girl that I want to take rohypnol with her, and I meant robitussin! I am such a prick. I bet she's told everyone I'm a date rapist. God damnit.

EDIT: Exta is actually great fun, as is billy. But random pills usually end up being elephant tranquilizers and when you sober up you find yourself on a bouncy castle in midflight.

Way to go...

wow, how can you even mix those up. that sucks though, good luck getting out of that

I can't get m guitar to have that shimmery sound that Against Me! has. If you know what I'm talking about, help me out. Their distortion doesn't seem to be as thick as I'm sued to. It's more "shimmery" and you can tell the chords very well.

I made some great friends over the weekend. They were so lovely. There's Corinne (she's the one I accidentally said rohypnol to), Jo, Sean (he's from Perth), Anneli (I knew her from before but we never hung out much) and Katie.
I also met people I hadn't seen in ages. It's been such a great weekend. Except for the rohypnol bit. I usually call them roofies ('usually' is the wrong word, I don't usually get into roofie conversations, 'snot my thang), and Corinne was telling me that she has a really nasty cough so I said let's go to the pharmacy and get some rohypnol. I'm so lame. I bet I've said that tons before without noticing. No wonder I don't get laid these days.

I've taken roofies before, not healthy at all. I didn't make any new friends on the weekend, I lost an old one and made stronger links with two of my best ones. Which I think is fine, fine fine.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]I've taken roofies before, not healthy at all. I didn't make any new friends on the weekend, I lost an old one and made stronger links with two of my best ones. Which I think is fine, fine fine.[/QUOTE]

Why the hell did you take roofies? You got a rapewish boy?

Nah, wanted to see what they did. And it was with some mates of mine, and I woke up free of bum-pain. So nothing lost I suppose.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Nah, wanted to see what they did. And it was with some mates of mine, and I woke up free of bum-pain. So nothing lost I suppose.[/QUOTE]

Maybe he fuc'ked your throat while you were out.

Oh man, I never thought of that...

Gonna walkie the doggie, be back in a jiffy. That is to say, three and a quarter ticks.

[QUOTE=coheneran]I made some great friends over the weekend. They were so lovely. There's Corinne (she's the one I accidentally said rohypnol to), Jo, Sean (he's from Perth), Anneli (I knew her from before but we never hung out much) and Katie.
I also met people I hadn't seen in ages. It's been such a great weekend. Except for the rohypnol bit. I usually call them roofies ('usually' is the wrong word, I don't usually get into roofie conversations, 'snot my thang), and Corinne was telling me that she has a really nasty cough so I said let's go to the pharmacy and get some rohypnol. I'm so lame. I bet I've said that tons before without noticing. No wonder I don't get laid these days.[/QUOTE]
I met alot of people too. I met people that I sit next to in school that I never talk to. I also met some kid from Texas. :amaze: This weekend ruled!

I got off today because I got a foot of snow. Snow's sweet the first day or so but then it just gets old...