[QUOTE=Pazz]You know what? We are so over![/QUOTE]

/cries

[QUOTE=Pazz]If someone broke into my house, I would probably coward in my room and call the police.[/QUOTE]
Cower, not coward.

:p

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]What would I do if a robber was in my house?

Call the police on my cell phone.

No cell phone around? I'd sneak to my sister's room across the hall. she has a phone in her room.

Too scared to do that?

Stay in my room, and sit in front of the door so that it can't be opened.

Don't **** with people stupid enough to break into your house, idiots. There's nothing you can do.

(Matt gets the idea)[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was just trying to sound tough before.

BRIAN: I HATE YOU

[QUOTE]BRIAN: I HATE YOU[/QUOTE]
Me: a lot
Matt: zero

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]What would I do if a robber was in my house?

Call the police on my cell phone.

No cell phone around? I'd sneak to my sister's room across the hall. she has a phone in her room.

Too scared to do that?

Stay in my room, and sit in front of the door so that it can't be opened.

Don't **** with people stupid enough to break into your house, idiots. There's nothing you can do.

(Matt gets the idea)[/QUOTE]

I don't have a cell phone.
My brother doesn't, he moved back to Detroit.
I was saying if they came into my room.
Of course I'm not gonna run down stairs with a f[SIZE="3"]ucki[/SIZE]n pocketknife and a plastic hanger.

But yeah, I could use something like a bat.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]Cower, not coward.

:p[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahaha, Brian wins the thread.

So Against Me! is pretty good. I'm listening to them for the second time.

I would just put on some Norma Jean and do scene karate if a robber came in my house.

I love Against Me!. They put on a really good show too.

Set It Straight's new song is sick by the way.

[QUOTE]Hahahahahaha, Brian wins the thread.[/QUOTE]
:D

Me: a lot
Brian: three

Sozzy, Matt. <3

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]

But yeah, I could use something like a bat.[/QUOTE]

If he comes into your room, your best bet is to either pretend you're asleep until he gets very close, and then suprising him when he gets close.

If he doesn't get near you, then he's not going to kill you, so there's no point in doing anything.

[QUOTE=Pazz]Me: a lot
Brian: three[/QUOTE]
False. I'm rarely corrected because I rarely mess up.

:p

[QUOTE=chillbee]Sozzy, Matt. <3[/QUOTE]

It's ok.

[QUOTE=Pazz]It's ok.[/QUOTE]

Okay, good, I feel bad.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]If he comes into your room, your best bet is to either pretend you're asleep until he gets very close, and then suprising him when he gets close.[/QUOTE]

Jon your smart, but I would be scared as hell, I don't know what I'd do.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]False. I'm rarely corrected because I rarely mess up.

:p[/QUOTE]

The only reason I mess up is because it's late. I'm sorry, I have been up for the past 17 hours.

ilu Brian!!!

Chelsea: You shouldn't I was the idiot, multiple times.

Are you guys still talking about ghosts?

If a robber came into my house, I think I'd probably be more or less paralyzed with fear, so I doubt I'd do much of anything.

[QUOTE]The only reason I mess up is because it's late. I'm sorry, I have been up for the past 17 hours.

ilu Brian!!![/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I just like messing with people.

ilu2 :-*

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]Jon your smart, but I would be scared as hell, I don't know what I'd do.[/QUOTE]

I said that's your best bet.

If I tried that, I think the fact that my bed was covered in urine and was vibrating, and I was breathing so hard I was wheezing might tip him off that I was awake.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]Don't worry, I just like messing with people.

ilu2 :-*[/QUOTE]

:D

Anyways, I'm going to get kicked off in like 2 minutes, so I'm going to go and make some toast and go and watch some TV in my room. Night everyone.

Bye, Matt<3

I'm poor so no one would ever rob me. But if they did, the logical thing to do would be call the police. If you didn't have a phone, I would just wait it out. If he came up to you, which is very rare, I know enough that if I jumped at him, he would be suprised enough to overtake.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]I said that's your best bet.

If I tried that, I think the fact that my bed was covered in urine and was vibrating, and I was breathing so hard I was wheezing might tip him off that I was awake.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Exactly, the breathing gives it away, someone came into my room, and I just got done watching a horror movie, and I was facing away from the door, and I could hear them coming closer, and I was breathing so hard, then they left.
I don't know who it was, though.

--

The noices downstairs stopped, I'm good.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]I'm poor so no one would ever rob me. But if they did, the logical thing to do would be call the police. If you didn't have a phone, I would just wait it out. If he came up to you, which is very rare, I know enough that if I jumped at him, he would be suprised enough to overtake.[/QUOTE]

I always joked with my poor friend that when someone broke into his house, his family was so poor that they stole the robber's boots and clothes :p

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]
The noices downstairs stopped, I'm good.[/QUOTE]
Noises, not noices.

:p

Hahaha, sorry, I'm done.

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]:lol:

Exactly, the breathing gives it away, someone came into my room, and I just got done watching a horror movie, and I was facing away from the door, and I could hear them coming closer, and I was breathing so hard, then they left.
I don't know who it was, though.
[/QUOTE]

Holy ****. I would have pissed my pants.

There are always places that you can hide if a robber comes into your room. I would hide in the corner of my closet, or under my bed.

ROFL[b][i][/i][/b]

Burglars are gonna rob somewhere that they know they can get a haul. Plus, all of you probably live in suburbia and the chances of getting robbed are extremely slim.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]Noises, not noices.

:p

Hahaha, sorry, I'm done.[/QUOTE]

You're on a roll tonight.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]Noises, not noices.

:p

Hahaha, sorry, I'm done.[/QUOTE]

It's the word choices that are funny. Noises was an obvious typo that can't really be confused for something else (like pocketwatch is actually a thing, not a miss-spelling).

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]
Burglars are gonna rob somewhere that they know they can get a haul. Plus, all of you probably live in suburbia and the chances of getting robbed are extremely slim.[/QUOTE]
My town is third-safest in the country. It used to be first up until a year or two ago.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]ROFL[b][i][/i][/b]

Burglars are gonna rob somewhere that they know they can get a haul. Plus, all of you probably live in suburbia and the chances of getting robbed are extremely slim.[/QUOTE]

No, robbers rob places that are too poor to have effective security systems.

Or unlikely to, anyway.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]No, robbers rob places that are too poor to have effective security systems.

Or unlikely to, anyway.[/QUOTE]

No, then chances are they're not going to get a good haul.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]It's the word choices that are funny. Noises was an obvious typo that can't really be confused for something else (like pocketwatch is actually a thing, not a miss-spelling).[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, I know. I was just on a roll.

[QUOTE=Brian]Noises, not noices.



Hahaha, sorry, I'm done.[/QUOTE]
Damnit.

f u Brian.

[QUOTE=Jon]Holy ****. I would have pissed my pants.

There are always places that you can hide if a robber comes into your room. I would hide in the corner of my closet, or under my bed.[/QUOTE]
I'd go into my attic (sp? Brian help).
Or in the bathroom which leads to my other brothers room, and could easily go downstairs.

[QUOTE]I'd go into my attic (sp? Brian help).[/QUOTE]
Attic is correct.

You people need to man up. Fight the motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]No, then chances are they're not going to get a good haul.[/QUOTE]

Robbers would rather steal a little and have very little chance of getting caught than getting a large haul but getting caught in the act and sent to jail.

I'm going to bed.

'Night.

I suppose. The point is, I don't think anyone who posts on here lives in area where burglary is a big problem.