Apples and honey > Peanut butter and honey

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Apples and honey > Peanut butter and honey[/QUOTE]

I like my toast. And I haven't had it for a while.

Kelly Clarkson is very good looking now i think of it

Good night, Brandon <3

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool]What about the other 10% though? I'm not saying they are ghosts for sure, but who knows, they could be.[/quote]

Orbs are everywhere, generally. If you take pictures in your house long enough, you will find orbs. Especially if there are a lot of electronics in your house.

[quote]Jennifer Garner is kind of man-ish....Clarkson is better. Keira Knightly, touche. Elisha Cuthbert, I dont know....toss up.[/QUOTE]

Jennifer Garner has amazing lips.

Google, sir.

Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johanssen do it for me.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Orbs are everywhere, generally. If you take pictures in your house long enough, you will find orbs. Especially if there are a lot of electronics in your house.[/quote]

Fine, whatever. Fag.

And since we were in a graveyard in the middle of nowhere, I dont think there were too many electronics around.

[quote]Jennifer Garner has amazing lips.

Google, sir.[/QUOTE]

I dont have a creepy obsession with lips like you do though.

[QUOTE]I dont have a creepy obsession with lips like you do though.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

That made me laugh

[QUOTE=chillbee]Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johanssen do it for me.[/QUOTE]

Scarlett Johanson has great tits.

She takes bad pictures, though.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Scarlett Johanson has great tits.

She takes bad pictures, though.[/QUOTE]

I have never seen her tits fully naked, if you have, then I'm jealous.

[QUOTE=chillbee]I have never seen her tits fully naked, if you have, then I'm jealous.[/QUOTE]

I haven't.

She still has great tits, though.

[QUOTE=chillbee]Lol.

Matt's a Phag.

Edit: 900th post, yesss.[/QUOTE]

I see we have some haters :(

Hey, that was in the other thread.

ilureely(thoughIbarelytalktoj00)

:-D

Yay!

ilu2

[QUOTE=chillbee]Hey, that was in the other thread.

ilureely(thoughIbarelytalktoj00)[/QUOTE]

I didn't see that post before.

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]:-D

Yay!

ilu2[/QUOTE]

Ah ha, I see you messed up that smiley face before.

[url]http://xs74.xs.to/pics/06135/japanvsusa8uk.jpg[/url]

Lols!

What the crap...

[QUOTE=chillbee]Ah ha, I see you messed up that smiley face before.[/QUOTE]

Damn, I thought I was quick on that one.

Speaking of ghosts, I keep hearing sounds downstairs, but no ones down there :eek:

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]Damn, I thought I was quick on that one.

Speaking of ghosts, I keep hearing sounds downstairs, but no ones down there :eek:[/QUOTE]

Do you have a pet?

That girl doesn't look Japanese, but she's really hot. (Girl on left)

[quote=Form(of)Dark]Damn, I thought I was quick on that one.[/quote]

Think again. :D

[QUOTE=Pazz]Do you have a pet?[/QUOTE]

Yes but hes in my bros room, and hes asleep, I checked.

I even have my pocket knife with me cause I found it today.

She looks Japanese.

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]Yes but hes in my bros room, and hes asleep, I checked.

I even have my pocket knife with me cause I found it today.[/QUOTE]

If it's a ghost, a pocket knife won't do much. If it's a robber, it will. I have baseball bats in my bedroom, so if someone broke into my house, they would get knocked out unconcious.

[QUOTE=Pazz]If it's a ghost, a pocketwatch won't do much. If it's a robber, it will. I have baseball bats in my bedroom, so if someone broke into my house, they would get knocked out unconcious.[/QUOTE]
A pocketwatch won't do much to stop robbers I don't think.

:p

/saved forever in my quote

[QUOTE=Pazz] I have baseball bats in my bedroom, so if someone broke into my house, they would get knocked out unconcious.[/QUOTE]

Pretty cool how you can knock someone out just by having things in your bedroom.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]A pocketwatch won't do much to stop robbers I don't think.

:p

/saved forever in my quote[/QUOTE]

Lawl. Good job.

Edit: HEY, GUESS WHAT HE SAID IN THE ACCOUNT CHANGES/MERGES THREAD!!

[QUOTE=Mute Print]A pocketwatch won't do much to stop robbers I don't think.

:p

/saved forever in my quote[/QUOTE]

Damn you!!!!


Jon: I mean I would knock them out, moron.:p

Brian captures ALL accident messups.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Brian captures ALL accident messups.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, I do that when I'm talking to people too. :-\

[QUOTE=Pazz]
Jon: I mean I would knock them out, moron.:p[/QUOTE]

Cool how you'll always have a chance to get to the bats in your room when someone breaks into your house and then manage to get close enough to hit them with it.

Who's the stupid one now?

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Cool how you'll always have a chance to get to the bats in your room when someone breaks into your house and then manage to get close enough to hit them with it.

Who's the stupid one now?[/QUOTE]

Well they would break in at night, most likely (they would be the stupid ones if they didn't), and then I'm in my room sleeping. I get up and pick the bat up that is sitting right beside my door, open my door, walk down the stairs, andhit the robber over the head.

Foolproof.:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Pazz]If it's a ghost, a pocketwatch won't do much. If it's a robber, it will. I have baseball bats in my bedroom, so if someone broke into my house, they would get knocked out unconcious.[/QUOTE]

Pocket knife, haha, unless its a Canadian thing.

I keep my bb gun in my room, but it has no bbs in it, so I could hit them with it.

But if someone did break in, plastic hangers swing down at full force hurt like hell, best thing next to that would be** my guitar, but thats against the door to the attic.

**During that part of the story I went to go check my room to see what I had, and walking out I heard a bunch of crap, like, fall, so I checked my bros room, hes sleeping, and looked around more downstairs, so it is ghosts :eek:

Scary.

Sorry for longness.

Okay, I'm gonna tell you what he said in the thread...

He said Happy Potter instead of Harry Potter.

WTF, the R key isn't anywhere near the P key.

[QUOTE=chillbee]Okay, I'm gonna tell you what he said in the thread...

He said Happy Potter instead of Harry Potter.

WTF, the R key isn't anywhere near the P key.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha.

Way to go Matt. Happy Potter, lawl.

[QUOTE=chillbee]Okay, I'm gonna tell you what he said in the thread...

He said Happy Potter instead of Harry Potter.

WTF, the R key isn't anywhere near the P key.[/QUOTE]

You know what? We are so over!

[QUOTE=Pazz]Well they would break in at night, most likely (they would be the stupid ones if they didn't), and then I'm in my room sleeping. I get up and pick the bat up that is sitting right beside my door, open my door, walk down the stairs, andhit the robber over the head.

Foolproof.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I like how the Robber is incapable of defending himself, and that you are skilled and alert enough to wake up and then walk downstairs quietly enough that the robber is not alerted (because if he was, he would probably leave).

ITT: Jon, Chelsea, and Brian pwn Matt.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]I like how the Robber is incapable of defending himself, and that you are skilled and alert enough to wake up and then walk downstairs quietly enough that the robber is not alerted (because if he was, he would probably leave).[/QUOTE]

If someone broke into my house, I would probably coward in my room and call the police.

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]Pocket knife, haha, unless its a Canadian thing.

I keep my bb gun in my room, but it has no bbs in it, so I could hit them with it.

But if someone did break in, plastic hangers swing down at full force hurt like hell, best thing next to that would be** my guitar, but thats against the door to the attic.
[/QUOTE]

What would I do if a robber was in my house?

Call the police on my cell phone.

No cell phone around? I'd sneak to my sister's room across the hall. she has a phone in her room.

Too scared to do that?

Stay in my room, and sit in front of the door so that it can't be opened.

Don't **** with people stupid enough to break into your house, idiots. There's nothing you can do.

(Matt gets the idea)