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josh em and austin are a little drunk atm

ahah, are you together?

tigether like your girlfirend and a dick

dude austin your phone has a message

i broke up with her lolol

dude y

because im a jerk as[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE]hole :|

are yo u trying to rid yourself of dick

sup g2g2b

yo brent how the asian btich you ****ing faggot

I don't know brah

she's been confusing me for months, still doesn't know how to feel about me

your should feel her up

Just watched [I]Dying Breed[/I].

I don't get why it got such shitty reviews, aside from, "THE HILLS HAVE EYES HAD CANNIBALS FIRST."

It's creepy as ****, has cool shooting, and is downright morbid. Good gore too.

just drop that whore

Let's not feed Brent's attention whoring.

i try not to

brent is gay

i think he likes men

its too late mappie, I'm actually tired for once

later bros

So yeah, have you guys seen Dying Breed?

nope, heard of it though.

I liked it, except that half the movie was just build up. But it's so damn creepy.

And it ends with rape and cannibalism.

Josh what happened bro

if you want ill tell you on aim but its not really a big deal.

get on aim

had a ridiculously stressful night

my night has been lazy as can be

tonights the last night of homecoming, we were putting all the finishing touches on our float

im one of the homecoming directors so everybody was coming to me for trivial ****

later on i got drunk and it got a lot more fun

then i sobered up and somehow it remained fun

Jerry and George were at the apartment.

"What's the deal with air. I mean you breathe it all the time." Jerry said in a gay accent.

"Go **** yourself Jerry." George said. The laff track played.

"Save it for later George. I feel like some milkshakes, so I'm gonna make some." Jerry said.

"**** you Jerry. I'm going to try to make my penis bigger." George said as he left.

"Why is it small in the first place?"

"I WAS IN THE MOTHER****ING POOL!!!" George screamed. He ran off crying.

"Now for the milkshakes." Jerry said as he went into the kitchen.

He heard the door open behind him.

"It must be ****ing Kramer, my good friend." Jerry said. He walked over to the counter and turned the blender on.

Then a figure behind him stuffed Jerry's hand in the blender. It hurt him. Blood spewed everywhere.

"Ow.." Jerry groveled in pain on the ground. He saw that a inspector was standing near him.

"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said..

"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Jerry asked, mildly scared.

"What the **** do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"

"I asked you first." Jerry added.

"You dumbass observational humor mother****er." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Jerry. It missed.

"Heh Heh, you missed." Jerry said. "Did George teach you how to use that switchblade? He has a small penis you know."

"**** YOU!!! YOU WASTE OF LIFE!!! I WILL ****ING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Andy said. He took a chainsaw out and sawed off Jerry's left arm.

"Oh God." Jerry said as he looked at his lacerated arm. Andy started to chuckle.

"DIE MOTHER****ER DIE!!!!" Andy said as he shot Jerry in the head a lot of times.

"Any last words Jerry?"

"Yeah, what's the deal with dying. I can't do it and you're doing a poopty job of killing me." Jerry said,

"YOU ****ING **** SUCKING large bundle of sticks!!!!!!!!" Andy said. He took a broadsword and chopped Jerry Into Pieces. Elaine walked in.

"Where's Jerry? she asked Andy.

"Your looking at his remains."

Elaine looked at the ground and saw pieces of Jerry everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.

"You bastard." she said.

"Thank you. Andy said as went out the door. He shot Kramer in the face on his way there.

The next day a small funeral was held for Kramer and Jerry. Everyone was there except for Jerry who buried and Kramer who was also buried. Newman took the stand to say some words about Jerry and Kramer.

"SO WHAT IF I"M FAT AND WEAR GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****ING DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M RICH AND YOU'RE NOT ****ER!!!!!!' HE SAID. Everyone clapped.

seinfeld fanfiction? damn

At least there was no sex