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[quote=StaffReviewer;18550254]i did once i used the handle but i didnt really want to stick wood up my ass[/quote]
totally understandable

from an anatomical standpoint you can stimulate your prostate by pushing on your taint or whatever kids call the area between your asshole and your ballsac

you think i dont know this

i gotta pull my balls real tight to the left w/ my other hand right before i cum i also got a real tight grip so i was nmever able to cum in girls back when i used 2 have sex some times

what happened

lol u said ass

nope never said any such thing sorry

dam I missed elim postin gay pron.

anyway, day was pretty awesome. Hung out w/ new friend

got tacos, went to da mall, got zza, went to a bunch of fukken stores and shi.

she easily raised the bar for future first hangouts/dates. We have a bunch of shit in common, she actually thinks I'm really funny and she's actually LEGIT internet savvy. She's hilarious, on par w/ elim easily

oha tat bitch no she didnt this is thredatenindg to my funysecurtiy......m y turdf bitch

SUK MY DIK FAGGOt

I miss my Canadian Asian friend.

i bought a fedora btw, BECAUSE FUCK YOU

I have one I only wear it with one of my suits though.

I'm gonna wear it with some plain black tees BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT.

Slow down man idk if the world is ready for so many fucks not given.

im watching the real houisewives of orange county they live such GORGEOUS lives im so jelly

well yeah they live in america

is taht how evry merican lives?

obv

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are you posting that as if to indicate that you enjoy the joke ironically or do you find it legimately funny

my whole existence on the internet is to blur thresholds

i think im ight restart my blog again my write reviews i hate music reviews

I think it's funny

gonna try to be productive today and finish some songs

[QUOTE=adbforever;18550311]my whole existence on the internet is to blur thresholds[/QUOTE]

it's really easy to be vague, y'know

oh my, how gaussian of brent

let's hope brent never discovers postmodernism and how to troll people with it

brent is modicum-modern

he's the unsung bro haunting the crevices of our own social projections

he's a modern post, stoic unmoving and unaffected, probably made of plastic and beeps for no reason

his father is steve jobs, and his mother is a xtian mother-bitch

[QUOTE=doubtfully then;18550352]oh my, how gaussian of brent[/QUOTE]
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