Or absinthe with (or even without) wormwood. That will f[u]u[/u]ck you up.

I've had absinthe. It's not legal here but a friend got 2 bottles shipped ot him. I took probably 2 swigs from teh bottle and was feelign nice all ready. to bad he dind't have much left.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]You need to build up a tolerance, know your limits, eat beforehand and only get really wasted every few months or so.[/QUOTE]

1. It's cheaper to wreck your tolerance by not eating or sleeping and drinking too much.

2. LImits are for banks and athletes.

3. Eating makes it more expensive (see #1).

4. Get wasted every night, or at least a few times a week. Life's short.

5. I'm durnk.

[QUOTE=AndreTheHyena]1. It's cheaper to wreck your tolerance by not eating or sleeping and drinking too much.

2. LImits are for banks and athletes.

3. Eating makes it more expensive (see #1).

4. Get wasted every night, or at least a few times a week. Life's short.

5. I'm durnk.[/QUOTE]


The main rule:

Don't be a lightweight.

I'm a lightweight. :upset:

Being a lightweight is the cheapest and quickest way to get drunk, and it means going to the toilet less often to piss.

the cheapest is to make your own alcohol!
moonshine bitches! thats where its at. it tastes like **** but itll **** you up real good.

No I'd rather not put effort into me being drunk.

I don't drink a lot, but I can usually hold what I put down.

I can hold it down. The only time I've ever booted while drinking was after a Propel water bottle of straight vodka which was also the time I probably should've gone to the hospital. I remember probably 1 hour of that night.

I was drunk on friday. It was quite a fun night.

I was drunk on friday, and it was the greatest night of my life.

I don't get drunk. Haven't yet and don't plan to in the near future.

[QUOTE=Vietnow]I was drunk on friday, and it was the greatest night of my life.[/QUOTE]

I smoked pot and watched 40 year old virgin and ate chinese food.

I smoked pot and watched The Wizard of Oz while listening to The Wall.

[quote=screamOUTpunk]I smoked pot and watched The Wizard of Oz while listening to The Wall.[/quote]

Wrong album

I have an amazing alcohol tolerance. And I found out that I called a girl when I was high and i leaft a 15 minute voicemail and its the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I forgot her name halfway through it and offered to make love to her while eating grilled cheese... haha.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Wrong album[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. It's Darkside of the Moon dumba'ss.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Wrong album[/QUOTE]

Dark Side of the Moon

Was that a line from a movie/song?

I am now in love with Bomb the Music Industry

[QUOTE=screamOUTpunk]Dark Side of the Moon[/QUOTE]
that **** was crazy!

[QUOTE=POINTLESS5448]the cheapest is to make your own alcohol!
moonshine bitches! thats where its at. it tastes like **** but itll **** you up real good.[/QUOTE]

I like moonshine, it's really smooth. This guy I know flavors his with oak bark, and it tastes like tequila and whiskey put together, except not shi[color=white]tty[/color]. Like I said, good flavor, goes down smooth, rather like Wild Turkey.

Drink to forget, not for fun, fags.

I have never smoked pot, but mainly because I wouldn't know how to hide the smell for when I would come home.

I don't know what it is, but I can't stand the taste of beer. Ugh.

However, tequila is delicious.

I do drink now and then, but never just to get purposely wasted. If I'm at a party or something, and someone offers me a drink, I'll take it, but I don't go out and say "Tonight I'm gonna get way-sted!"

[QUOTE=Unban Me Says Cameo]Drink to forget, not for fun, fags.

I have never smoked pot, but mainly because I wouldn't know how to hide the smell for when I would come home.[/QUOTE]
If you wear cologne or body spray, just put that on before coming home

I'm on a two-week detox as I suddenly realized that since october I have spent one weekend not fuc'ked out of my mind on booze, and that's coz I was in hospital. So drying out for a little while, I've got until coming Saturday. Then it's the Big Day Out and I have a whole misguided cocktail of legal and illict substances to take after I see Iggy.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]I'm on a two-week detox as I suddenly realized that since october I have spent one weekend not fuc'ked out of my mind on booze, and that's coz I was in hospital. So drying out for a little while, I've got until coming Saturday. Then it's the Big Day Out and I have a whole misguided cocktail of legal and illict substances to take after I see Iggy.[/QUOTE]

I coconut-tree climbed over a 7 foot fence and saw Iggy for free.

What city do you live in?

I don't drink but I love the saying "Drinking to forget isn't bad, forgetting to drink is worse"

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]I don't drink but I love the saying "Drinking to forget isn't bad, forgetting to drink is worse"[/QUOTE]

I have a sticker that says: Work is the curse of the drinking class.