whats with all these sweet martial artists with lame names?

bruce?

tony?


how about bearclaw

[QUOTE=e p;13624924] legos dont chop off your hand.[/QUOTE]

i've had some close calls, but my father and i still have all of our fingers. you just have to be rediculously careful. the worst ive gotten was a cut from a band saw that went about 1/2 and inch in my hand. 9 stiches later i was right as rain.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13624943]My enemy would be far enough away that I'd have time. :p[/QUOTE]

Cheater!

[QUOTE=irishslappop;13624938]i wish i could knee people in the face like tony jaa sooooo badly. infact, im pretty sure im asking for that ability for christmas. :eek: i just noticed my b-day is in 10 days.

whos getting kneed first?[/QUOTE]

I do it to my friend randomly, but, of course, I don't knee him full force. :p

The opportunity arises so little, though. :(

[QUOTE=irishslappop;13624951]i've had some close calls, but my father and i still have all of our fingers. you just have to be rediculously careful. the worst ive gotten was a cut from a band saw that went about 1/2 and inch in my hand. 9 stiches later i was right as rain.[/QUOTE]

meh. chances are ill die because im so spacey its not even funny.

[QUOTE=Pluperfect_Arson;13624917]Pedals are for bassists trying to cover up the fact that they can't play.

Ooooooooh, snap. :p
Just kidding. I<3YouBen.:)[/QUOTE]

A little part of me just died inside.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13624970]A little part of me just died inside.[/QUOTE]

No, I was just kidding, Ben.

You know a joke? Ha...ha?






:upset:

[QUOTE=Pluperfect_Arson;13624972]No, I was just kidding, Ben.

You know a joke? Ha...ha?

:upset:[/QUOTE]

:upset:

You're off my Christmas list.

I am out for a bit.
Bye, errryone.




Ben: I am sending myself to you as a token of my appreciation.

Pedals are for the great.

Wait....

Multi-effect pedals are for the great.

Ew multi pedals...


Ewwww digital effects...

So, I won an arts scholarship. $1000 is heading my way :)

Pshaa, multi-effect pedals.

Buy $400 single effects, like a real man

[QUOTE=progmegood;13625018]Pshaa, multi-effect pedals.

Buy $400 single effects, like a real man[/QUOTE]

Nah, I'd rather spend thousands on other stuff instead. :p

But seriously.

Once I upgrade my bass, the pedals are next. :lol:

I want to hear a Ben Lesser noise album.

Pedals are secondary. I only use a small amount of the effects on my ME-50b any how.

Hello to the casual. Speaking of noise music I came up with some cool noises with my guitar, distortion, delay and an echo like effect that is on my amp, don't know its real name.

lowsound

[QUOTE=progmegood;13625050]I want to hear a Ben Lesser noise album.[/QUOTE]

Alright. It'll be done in an hour.

Lawl.

Not really.

I don't have a spare hour.

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass;13625061]Hello to the casual. Speaking of noise music I came up with some cool noises with my guitar, distortion, delay and an echo like effect that is on my amp, don't know its real name.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

...reverb?

That's great, I've made people throw bottles at me because I hurt their ears with my noise.

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass;13625061]Hello to the casual. Speaking of noise music I came up with some cool noises with my guitar, distortion, delay and an echo like effect that is on my amp, don't know its real name.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

I still haven't started on my album. :upset:

Who wants to pitch in to buy me a microphone? Anyone?

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13625055]Pedals are secondary. I only use a small amount of the effects on my ME-50b any how.[/QUOTE]

That has a compressor on it, no? Thoughts on it?






Oh, Ben, you have the RC-50?

Have a question for you Lowsound because i know your a car buff(or at least i think) how much differant things could i wire to one power supply in a car before its too much?

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13625071]Alright. It'll be done in an hour.

Lawl.

Not really.

I don't have a spare hour.[/QUOTE]

...don't insult my noise, I'll kill you.

Which reminds me, I went into a record store today, in a mall no less, and I found a huge amount of music that is hard to find on the internet, much less in a store in Calgary. Seriously, stuff like AIDS Wolf, Paul Motian, Frodus, Rodan, Crain....
Wish I had money to buy them...

It does have a compressor on it. I've used it's different modes for my ibanez, but I don't dare put any on for my TRB.

My TRB = my perfect tone :D

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13625077]I still haven't started on my album. :upset:

Who wants to pitch in to buy me a microphone? Anyone?[/QUOTE]

Go line in/out

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13625079]That has a compressor on it, no? Thoughts on it?

Oh, Ben, you have the RC-50?[/QUOTE]

Yessir, I do. :)

[QUOTE=progmegood;13625092]Go line in/out[/QUOTE]

The mic is for vocals. I'm not motivated because I can't record vocals, which I really want to do.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13625088]...don't insult my noise, I'll kill you.

Which reminds me, I went into a record store today, in a mall no less, and I found a huge amount of music that is hard to find on the internet, much less in a store in Calgary. Seriously, stuff like AIDS Wolf, Paul Motian, Frodus, Rodan, Crain....
Wish I had money to buy them...[/QUOTE]

I wasn't insulting your noise. I swear.

But once my work load is gone, I'm gonna sit down and write (i.e. improvise) a really self indulgent piece. I'm just gonna let it run for, like, 20 minutes. No holds barred. Mistakes, misplaced notes, weird noises. All that stuff.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13624946]:lol:

You've been making me laugh a lot lately.[/QUOTE]

:chug: glad to hear it



does anyone elsedrink to steve Irwin? these days everytime someone drinks in my group of friends we yell "TO STEVE!!!! WHY YA GOTTA DIE STEVE!??"

Nope, never have.

Though one of my friends put this into his MSN name:

Stingrays: 2
Australia: 0

This was after a second fella was killed by a stingray.
I lol'd

:wave:

:lol: bastard stingrays

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13625099]I wasn't insulting your noise. I swear.

But once my work load is gone, I'm gonna sit down and write (i.e. improvise) a really self indulgent piece. I'm just gonna let it run for, like, 20 minutes. No holds barred. Mistakes, misplaced notes, weird noises. All that stuff.[/QUOTE]

When I finish the tracks needed for my album, you'll hear the perfect example of that. I can't upload it because it's too big.
20:27:)

When does your Christmas start?

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13625098]The mic is for vocals. I'm not motivated because I can't record vocals, which I really want to do.[/QUOTE]

Surely your computer has a mic you could use to mix it in?

If not, wait till Christmas, and I might donate some cash. I want to hear what a fellow Zornaholic makes.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13625122]When I finish the tracks needed for my album, you'll hear the perfect example of that. I can't upload it because it's too big.
20:27:)

When does your Christmas start?[/QUOTE]

Uh, I think I finish my last exam on the 9th or something of Dec.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13625093]Yessir, I do. :)[/QUOTE]

Sex, no? Xmas is coming, and I'm feeling a looper... Does it have multiple inputs?



I really just want to be Keller Williams. Except my guitar playing is a billion times ****tier.

Wow this is the farthest the Casual has ever gone with out been closed in a long time. I still don't understand why we don't just leave it open and let it reach like a 10000000000000000000000000000 posts?

[QUOTE=HELLonWHEELS;13625143]Wow this is the farthest the Casual has ever gone with out been closed in a long time. I still don't understand why we don't just leave it open and let it reach like a 10000000000000000000000000000 posts?[/QUOTE]

Because when we did before it lagged the forums really bad and crashed **** and took a billion years to load.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13625132]Uh, I think I finish my last exam on the 9th or something of Dec.[/QUOTE]

Party!
Tell you what Ben....

"I'll....Be home.....for Christmas...."

Your home that is:naughty:

[QUOTE=progmegood;13625130]Surely your computer has a mic you could use to mix it in?

If not, wait till Christmas, and I might donate some cash. I want to hear what a fellow Zornaholic makes.[/QUOTE]

I have no mic of any kind. :upset:

Zorn + Patton + bass + maybe some guitar = <3

Maybe I should figure out Fruity Loops or something so I can get some drumming in there.

I actually might get a friend of mine to do some guitar playing on it. He's a really good guitarist, and I've actually talked to him about this before, and he said he would definitely be into it.