love me some drunk texting with a bitch who has a boyfriend

sup paul

[QUOTE=The Stig;17930730]It's the thing that says guns don't kill people the government does.[/QUOTE]

I don't see anything.

I have some vague memory of once changing some setting and seeing a signature though.

n2m watchin curb

Stayed up late texting a girl, probably should go to bed in preparation for work tomorrow :\

[I]textin' a girl[/I]

im texting a girl [I]right[/I] now

she says shes drunk so **** yeah

[I]holy sh[U]i[/U]t

[U]how do I become as awesome as you[/I][/U]

[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2qlbfqa.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=adb;17930765][I]holy sh[U]i[/U]t

[U]how do I become as awesome as you[/I][/U][/QUOTE]

getting a gf that exists would be a start

[I]u no[/I]

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17930766][img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2qlbfqa.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

for once in my life i have nothing to say

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17930767]getting a gf that exists would be a start

[I]u no[/I][/QUOTE]

die in a[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2cqywqd.gif[/IMG]fire

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17930768]for once in my life i have nothing to say[/QUOTE]

sometimes I wish I had a grandmother like that

[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/2s8o4sz.jpg[/img]

[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2hx56r6.png[/IMG]
simple solutions

i actually lol'd

stop ta-ta-ta-talkin that BLAH BLAH BLAH
think youll be gettin this NAH NAH NAH

her voice is so ****ing cute

i love the way she says TA TA TALKIN

js chrst I nd 2 g2b

what you need sir are some

[IMG]http://education.smarttech.com/NR/rdonlyres/C5CBE1B9-F40B-43AF-A8AF-17B08D76F542/0/Vowels.gif[/IMG]

so bored, anyone up for some tinychat hijinks

[i]Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna talk anymooore.[/i]

[I]kiss me thru the phone[/I]

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17930779][img]http://i44.tinypic.com/2s8o4sz.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Early to bed
CARLY to rise \m/

[img]http://i.imgur.com/OEpVX.jpg[/img]

Everyone loves fridays.

Sup bros.

watchin espn, u

Chilling for now. Going to a party tonight hopefully it won't be ****ing gay.

fuuuuuuuuck

How shall I celebrate 20k?...

i would recommend a bowl of dicks

operating at about 30 percent capacity right now

that isnt much

[QUOTE=Deth;17931107]operating at about 30 percent capacity right now[/QUOTE]

penis talk

Bought a tele today.

awesome.

allergies acting up so bad

[QUOTE=illmitch;17931219]allergies acting up so bad[/QUOTE]

Mine were pretty bad when I got up to Ohio. A steady regimen of zyrtec in the morning and clariten at night got them under control.

allergies can really suck