not saying anything else dudes

my jizz projects pretty well

elim has a solid prostate

I bet brent sucks at shooting cum and it all just dribbles on the floor when he attempts a cumshot

cum shoots way farther if you try to fart out your dick

EDIT: whilst youre cumming

umm what

it makes perfect sense, read it again goddammit

[QUOTE=Haz;18658007]I bet brent sucks at shooting cum and it all just dribbles on the floor when he attempts a cumshot[/QUOTE]

nah

I've had some awes o's w/ girls. Once I was laying on my bed and the girl was facing toward my legs. The initial shot hit her in the face and the rest hit her on her chest and the final shots hit my chest. I couldn't stop laughing

in general the longer I go w/o it the further it goes.

i think thats how it works

get the fuck outta here if u aint down with tha clown

[QUOTE=robertsona;18658028]i think thats how it works[/QUOTE]

in general yea, but w/ girls nope

cumshots always seem better in my head before they happen

afterwords i just feel awkward so i havent done it more than like 3 times

havent seen my dick in a week

five seconds after its just like that was not worth it

[QUOTE=robertsona;18658034]five seconds after its just like that was not worth it[/QUOTE]

yeah

A split second after I cum I literally feel nothing for anything

five seconds after its just like that was worth it i feel relaxed gonna go make a sandwich

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18658037]A split second after I cum I literally feel nothing for anything[/QUOTE]

it's because the heart momentarily stops during orgasm

emotions don't come from the heart brent

despite what hardcore says

[QUOTE=adb;18658026]in general the longer I go w/o it the further it goes.[/QUOTE]

yeah

i whack off too much

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2XSME.jpg[/IMG]

you guys all want to jerk off now

my heart beats in orgasms

spilot second after im just like [IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/258clsl.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=adb;18658042][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2XSME.jpg[/IMG]

you guys all want to jerk off now[/QUOTE]

my computer is in 1024 x 480 resolution on a widescreen monitor and she looks so flat

if that is a she

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2Z2I9.jpg[/IMG]

ugh brent posts

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tCtUh.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18658037]A split second after I cum I literally feel nothing for anything[/QUOTE]

hahahaha

ughughughugh those feet

hope her tea isnt getting cold

the internet is so WeIrDd~~~*

why would she have such a small dildo

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18658075]why would she have such a small dildo[/QUOTE]

thats for when she fantasizes about nick or brent

y wdoul paul have $uch a bald head

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18658075]why would she have such a small dildo[/QUOTE]

more discreet

[QUOTE=blockhead;18658077]y wdoul paul have $uch a bald head[/QUOTE]

ooohhhhhhhhhh

thatdildo is for the butt u babies

ron thats a pretty averaged sized dick dude, idk if you're trying to brag that yours is bigger or you watch too much porn or both idk