Going to see 40 Watt Sun later, Austin should be there.

[QUOTE=Haz;18657838]watch [I]Halloween 3[/I] with her

it's hilariously bad[/QUOTE]

i would like that

i'd have a pretty retarded crush on this girl if i didnt already set my expectations so low for anything coming out of this

i always have the most fun with girls when we watch shitty movies we can both poke fun at

sounds nerdy as fuck but it always leads to sex

Might as well give it a go though right?

[QUOTE=Haz;18657848]i always have the most fun with girls when we watch shitty movies we can both poke fun at

sounds nerdy as fuck but it always leads to sex[/QUOTE]


Yeah me and my girlfriend like watching retarded movies or bad reality tv for that exact reason.

[QUOTE=Haz;18657848]i always have the most fun with girls when we watch shitty movies we can both poke fun at

sounds nerdy as fuck but it always leads to sex[/QUOTE]

lol dork.

watching good movies is so passe

what are your favourite movies justin and shortz

pi, dumb and dumber, and the reanimator

thought pi would be too artsy and pretentious for you

how is pi artsy? because its in black und white?

anything Aronofsky on about the same hipster appeal level as[I] Gummo[/I] and you said you hated that

The Lion King ^_^

and some other movies I don't remember.

The only time I really watch movies I find though is with my boyfriend.

I love Disney films

seriously cry watching [I]Snow White and The Seven Dwarves[/I] and [I]Bambi[/I]. [I]Pinocchio[/I] is utterly horrifying

[QUOTE=Haz;18657865]anything Aronofsky on about the same hipster appeal level as[I] Gummo[/I] and you said you hated that[/QUOTE]

oh well

EDIT: snow white and the seven dwarves is trippy, before my sister went to jail we watched it while we were really fucked up and it was freaking us out

i wanna watch Gummo one of these days

I kinda want to watch [I]The Little Mermaid[/I] after playing [I]Kingdom Hearts[/I]

Ariel must have a serious daddy complex living under a strong, powerful man with a huge phallic trident like that

its gay as shit dont watch it

EDIT: @ dwugstep

[I]Pinocchio[/I] is one of the darkest films i've ever watched. I don't know how it's seen as a childrens classic.

did anyone notice that txus stopped posting

yeah, most old school disney movies are p much disturbing

EDIT @ jakeface: he overdosed on tacos

he posts in the last.fm thread each week or so infrequently that is about it

a long time ago

he only posts in the listening now thread

hes fat

[QUOTE=Haz;18657867]I love Disney films

seriously cry watching [I]Snow White and The Seven Dwarves[/I] and [I]Bambi[/I]. [I]Pinocchio[/I] is utterly horrifying[/QUOTE]

I honestly didn't cry during Bambi. That's not to say it wasn't sad of course.

Only movie that had me close was Lion King.

[QUOTE=Haz;18657870]I kinda want to watch [I]The Little Mermaid[/I] after playing [I]Kingdom Hearts[/I]

Ariel must have a serious daddy complex living under a strong, powerful man with a huge phallic trident like that[/QUOTE]

I remember people saying that there was like a hidden sexual thing in The Little Mermaid where the guy marrying Ariel and Eric has a boner lol

hahahahah adb mentioned another dude's weight lmao!!!

alex you should watch mister lonely theres a foul mouthed abraham lincoln cant quite thing of anything more awkward pop thatn that

[QUOTE=shortz;18657880]I honestly didn't cry during Bambi. That's not to say it wasn't sad of course.

Only movie that had me close was Lion King.



[B]I remember people saying that there was like a hidden sexual thing in The Little Mermaid where the guy marrying Ariel and Eric has a boner lol[/B][/QUOTE]

hahah wtf

[QUOTE=shortz;18657880]I honestly didn't cry during Bambi. That's not to say it wasn't sad of course.[/QUOTE]

it was mainly the first part, I get touched by innocent, cutesy things with hints of dread and horror like that

after his mother died and he turned into a strong buck I wasn't too involved

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18657884]hahah wtf[/QUOTE]

Yeah man, you don't know about that stuff? And in [I]The Lion King[/I] when Simba flops down on the cliff and a bunch of leaves and shit go flying it supposedly spells "sex".

And in [I]Aladdin[/I] there's a part where he's on the balcony talking to Jasmine and the tiger (I forget his name) and Aladdin whispers something like "all good girls take off their clothes" or some shit like that.

People just be bored, me thinks.

it spells sfx

[quote]Various other messages have been claimed to exist in Disney movies, some of them risque, such as the well-known allegation of an erection showing on a priest in The Little Mermaid. According to the Snopes website however, only one "is clearly true [and] undeniably purposely inserted into the movie": images of a topless woman in two frames of The Rescuers.[/quote]

well there you go

fuck I hate when I lay down to take a nap and wake up hours later :[[[[[[[

[QUOTE=shortz;18657880]
I remember people saying that there was like a hidden sexual thing in The Little Mermaid where the guy marrying Ariel and Eric has a boner lol[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFLnzeQjWw[/url]

best part about jerking off is the after shivers

I wish I knew how to shoot cum better

past couple of days I can do it real good, other days it just doesn't function I don't understand the principles behind it

it partly has to do with how aroused I am but whenever I try to intentionally do it no cigar

pee shivers are cool it's like a reward for pissing

i prefer to wait until my bladder explodes and i die of internal bleeding

you should just piss man you might luck up and get a shiver

pissing w/ a semi is the best

[QUOTE=Haz;18657981]I wish I knew how to shoot cum better

[/QUOTE]

I know how to but I'm not telling you because google exists

i've googled all those tips don't work so well i'm sure it's a case by case thing with people