/Reach around.

Haha oh, mercy.

Lions are on top of the Springboks in the third test. Dead rubber it may be but they'll take great heart from a win.

goodnight aus.

not my birthday anymore so we can all sleep soundly.

it's a good pick up line though.......i think it might be my birthday next weekend

[QUOTE=Aaron;17342114]123 at that Gas. I like [I]Where's The Gold[/I], though. Mary Money is my bitch.[/QUOTE]

i always get suckered in by spring carnival...it never pays out :(

Haha. Word.

wheres the gold and gone fishin' are the two machines I always win on

[QUOTE=gaslight;17342087]I've been listening to the old Tiger Panic stuff all night, recording for the next one starts next week and when it comes out so will some limited edition hand-decorated releases of the first two albums. Only 50 of each of those will ever be made but I bet they don't sell out ;). Haha.[/QUOTE]

let me know I could use a potential one day in the future collectors item

where's the gold always pays out.

last night someone pulled out $800ish and the other night when i went to star city i pulled out $500 on it

http://musicbirdscheerios.blogspot.com/2009/07/oliver-jewellery-commercials-toronto.html

New Catfight On A Hotdog in T-minus 10 minutes and counting...

BAM!

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[quote] So last Friday, I was getting out of work. I was in a meeting so I was wearing a suit, which ended up being perfect.

I was waiting at a crosswalk near Mooseheads in civic, and this lady wasn’t paying attention and walked into the street. She would have been about 30 to 35 years old. The street was pretty empty in both directions except for a bus in the outside lane that the lady didn’t see. The bus was coming in pretty fast, and I don’t know how she missed it, but to her credit there was some cars and vans that may have obstructed her view.

Anyway, just as the bus started honking and slamming breasks, I grabbed her and pulled her back. Should have probably made it anyway, but it made a pretty nice dramatic effect.

So this lady was really freaked out by the whole thing. She was sorta stuck in between thanking me, and catching her breath. So (and why I did this ??), I pulled out my PDA and said “This is Commander Navarrette, I saved the subject. The time is 5:12pm.” She had no idea what was happening and kept looking at me all dumb. So I said something to the effect of, “Miss, I need your signature to affirm that you were here and I stopped you from getting run over by that bus.” (I had seen startrek the night before).

I didn’t know what she thought about the situation, but I decided to press it a bit further. I opened my pda’s drawing pad and asked her to sign it, which is did.

I thanked her then followed up with “Your grandson is very important,” which immediately I reaslised was really dumb because she didn’t look like she was old enought to have grandchildren.

“I don’t have a grandson,” is all she said. I freaked out for a second, thinking I had just made a total *** of myself. But then I said “you will,” and gave her sorta a wink/smile.

The road was clear and I quickly crossed. She shood there for a few seconds and yelled out “wait!” but I was already in the carpark making a b-line for my car and pretending I didn’t hear her.

I have no idea what she though of the whole thing, but there was a number of people around by the end who looked a tad suspicious about what I said to her.[/quote]

Absolute genius

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hay guyz

hey. what up g nigz?

afternoon lads

It was so cold last night, wtf.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=1232&page=4#lastpost

[quote=aaron;17344297]it was so cold last night, wtf.[/quote]

was too down here, lucky we had our coonara going!! Toasty as!!

I just had a dog on my feet.

what sort do you have? We don't have a dog but we got two cats

700kg golden retriever. Duct-tape the cats together, it's almost like having a dog.

ps. someone should totally review my new EP.

lol my wife would flip. That would good haha. Retreivers are such a great dog

It's like an 8-legged dog! What's not to like?!

Tilly is basically a human crawling around in a fur coat. She doesn't know she's a dog.

thats so cool. I'm out I gotta go to the gym and do 10k's

Yo all. Just got back from a my dads. Ate a roast with my brothers then we did weights. They're so weak.

the fog outside is intense

sitting outside listening to ambient music is awesome

i am currently reading Hobbes' 'Leviathan'.

good?

i just finish J.G. Ballards [i]Cocaine Nights[/i], not bad

yeah i had read excerpts of it when i was studying political philosophy, particularly on the social contract, which I find really interesting.

cool

i'm listening to the australia: our land our music compilation

click go the shears, boys, click click click

da da da da da doh dada da da da

very nostalgic fellas for some reason now I feel i need to hear some Kevin Bloody Wilson

haha nice.

[I]santa claus you cunt whers me f[B]u[/B]cking bike,
I got all this other sh[B]i[/B]t and theres nothing that I like[/I]

haha I remember that

lol kevin bloody wilson is genius
i love nigel...****in legend

goddamn i want to troll gabe in the relationships thread so much but ill get banned :(

what was that one where he went to the pool and shoved a carrot down the front of his pants or something

vague memories. I think I prefer the crudeness of Rodney Rude

love that skit he did about mcdonalds

[QUOTE=prime possum;17346451]lol kevin bloody wilson is genius
i love nigel...****in legend

goddamn i want to troll gabe in the relationships thread so much but ill get banned :([/QUOTE]

I'll do it, jus tell me what to say

14x14 & 14x16 or, 14x16 & 14x18?

[QUOTE=mathjic;17346620]love that skit he did about mcdonalds[/QUOTE]

he did at least a couple I believe

one where Pauline Hanson walks in and they go "f[size=2]u[/size]ck off we have enough red headed clowns around here", and another I can't quite remember in detail