[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15369780]I just had the nastiest thing happen.

I was cooking a steak and thought it was done, so I put it on a plate and cut it open. I realized that it wasn't cooked well enough yet, but I had already put my pan in the sink and was soaking it and no other pans were clean. I decided to throw it in the microwave for about 2 minutes to finish cooking.

After the 2 mins were up, I opened up the microwave and out of the cut I had made flew this giant disgusting wasp that had become mutilated in the microwave and had lost part of it's body on my steak.

Now I can't eat anything.[/QUOTE]

Wow, that sounds absolutely awful. I don't want to eat now.

I'd rather be eating my ****ing steak.

Thanks for ruining my night Chris.

I had to throw my steak away!!

Where is the sympathy?

Let that be a lesson to everyone to throughly cook your steak the first time.

tbh you don't deserve sympathy for sucking at cooking.

My dog just ****ing shat in her foodbowl.

[QUOTE=Deth;15369834]Let that be a lesson to everyone to throughly cook your steak the first time.

tbh you don't deserve sympathy for sucking at cooking.[/QUOTE]

Pffft it's just a really thick cut of meat so it seemed like it was done.

You're a really thick cut of meat, cutie.

I wouldn't mind thicking that cut of meat.

So...what happened to the wasp?

How undercooked are we talking here? Because rare is good.

i like medium well personally im a savage

The best way to eat steak is to have it bloody rare.

[QUOTE=Niflheim;15369876]The best way to eat steak is to have it bloody rare.[/QUOTE]

Exactly.

So as long as it was [I]probably[/I] safe to eat, it was your fault for ruining otherwise good meat >:[

Medium well FTW

I wouldn't put steak in da microwaves anyways.

cant rep you again pate but right on.

[QUOTE=pate;15369884]Medium well FTW[/QUOTE]

Ew no there's no flavor in that anymore.

Medium is borderline wasted.

Lies. There's plenty of flavor even well done, but sometimes that turns out too burnt, hence medium well FTW.

I can go medium either way, but going totally rare is disgusting and going well done is like chewing on a leather shoe.

Well done has no flavor, it's like chewing on plastic.

medium very rare is where it's at.

You ****ers are making me want steak. And I need to be going to bed. :mad:

But you don't eat steak you eat leather. :confused:

Medium is perfect for me. But I usually don't eat steak because if there's even a tiny portion of fat that I can see I won't eat it.

Nice steak burn, Vince.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15369920]Medium is perfect for me. But I usually don't eat steak because if there's even a tiny portion of fat that I can see I won't eat it.

[/QUOTE]

What a pussy.

I usually don't eat steak because for what I'm willing to pay I only get a tiny portion of meat.

But hey, I'm going home on Saturday...parents paying for meal....Aw, all we have at home is an Applebee's. Gay.

Applebee's sucks.

No ****. That's why I said gay.

shut the **** up you ****er

No you.

How've you been?

[QUOTE=pate;15369922]What a slightly confuzzled sea lion.

I usually don't eat steak because for what I'm willing to pay I only get a tiny portion of meat.

But hey, I'm going home on Saturday...parents paying for meal....Aw, all we have at home is an Applebee's. Gay.[/QUOTE]

If you ate real steak you could go for a london broil, but cooking a broil to medium = making a frisbee.

Ehh, not bad. How's WoR going?

I see you all are still having gay sex in here.

I'll just make my way out.








...that's what she said!

[QUOTE]Medium is perfect for me. But I usually don't eat steak because if there's even a tiny portion of fat that I can see I won't eat it.[/QUOTE]
lol that's what my sister does.

medium is where it's at.

[QUOTE=PermanentSolution]If you ate real steak you could go for a london broil, but cooking a broil to medium = making a frisbee.[/quote]

I've had London broil. I don't care for it.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia]Ehh, not bad. How's WoR going?[/quote]

Good. We're taking the first break in our history. We have a new project, with an actual singer, and Mike Txus on bass. Epic band is epic.

But anyhow we'll probably do another album in a year or so. And we got reviewed on M-A! :lol:

I like my steak when it is still inside the cow.

I was going to make a thread on this band but it's probably been posted already

[url]http://www.myspace.com/stillbornalone[/url]

I laughed until I cried, just thought i'd share.

[QUOTE]I like my steak when it is still inside the cow.[/QUOTE]
gr1m

[QUOTE=Toaster;15370037]I was going to make a thread on this band but it's probably been posted already

[url]http://www.myspace.com/stillbornalone[/url]

I laughed until I cried, just thought i'd share.[/QUOTE]

Good ****.

Medium well is a waste of a steak. It's medium rare or medium all the way.

And no A1 sauce. It ruins the flavor of the meat.

[QUOTE=PinkFreud;15370190]Medium well is a waste of a steak. It's medium rare or medium all the way.

And no A1 sauce. It ruins the flavor of the meat.[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

A steak is a beautiful thing.