[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]Yea, but how much have you learned from being in here?[/QUOTE]

Just an assload of band recommendations.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I need to get a physical, I havent had one in a couple years and itll help my hydrochrondria.[/QUOTE]
I havent had one in a long time either. I still go to a kiddy place where the wall paper has clowns on it.

i tried to join the military last year and i had to have a physical, i found it pretty sucky, the doctor wasnt even a military dude and he thought he was king s'hit, he yelled at me for putting my clothes on the ground and for putting his pen down before he asked me too...he was a f'ucking arsehole. Then the ghey son of a bitch made me crawl across the floor wearing nothing but underwear to test whether i was retarded or not. Having ur balls touched in them isnt so bad, cos they do it so quick and in such a clinical manner that its just like them checking any other body part, the wierd part is just having ur pants off in the first place.

Bliiiiiiiiinded byyyy the liiiight! Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night!

that is really disturbing

I really need to go and see a shrink.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]I really need to go and see a shrink.[/QUOTE]
why, whats wrong? do you guys have multiple personality disorder?
(im sorry, that was a **** joke))

Nah, fine joke man, I'd have made it if someone else said it.

A whole bunch of things, depression and suicide attempts mostly. Also I think I'm bi-polar and possibly ADD.

[quote=time bomb]why, whats wrong? do you guys have multiple personality disorder?
(im sorry, that was a **** joke))[/quote]

yes. i have a bad case of schizophrenia.
just to validate i will post a description of my conversation this morning with my other self. :confused: = me :amaze: = other dude
:confused: hello
:amaze: hello

and that was my great conversation with myself.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Nah, fine joke man, I'd have made it if someone else said it.

A whole bunch of things, depression and suicide attempts mostly. Also I think I'm bi-polar and possibly ADD.[/QUOTE]
damn, thats a cocktail of mental illnesses, i'd have to agree with you, a shrink wouldnt go astray. To make it easier though, i'd see your g.p first.
Oh, and by the way, im pretty sure your not alone with the bipolar...i swear to god most of the sons of b'itches on this forum have that s'hit.

[QUOTE=time bomb]i tried to join the military last year and i had to have a physical, i found it pretty sucky, the doctor wasnt even a military dude and he thought he was king s'hit, he yelled at me for putting my clothes on the ground and for putting his pen down before he asked me too...he was a f'ucking arsehole. Then the ghey son of a bitch made me crawl across the floor wearing nothing but underwear to test whether i was retarded or not. Having ur balls touched in them isnt so bad, cos they do it so quick and in such a clinical manner that its just like them checking any other body part, the wierd part is just having ur pants off in the first place.[/QUOTE]

Sucks when they have cold hands though.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Sucks when they have cold hands though.[/QUOTE]
Truth

[QUOTE=holy_roller99]yes. i have a bad case of schizophrenia.
just to validate i will post a description of my conversation this morning with my other self. :confused: = me :amaze: = other dude
:confused: hello
:amaze: hello

and that was my great conversation with myself.[/QUOTE]
Schizophrenia = Completely different from mutiple personality disorder.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I need to get a physical, I havent had one in a couple years and itll help my hydrochrondria.[/QUOTE]

Just so you know, it's hyperchondria. Just sayin'

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Nah, fine joke man, I'd have made it if someone else said it.

A whole bunch of things, depression and suicide attempts mostly. Also I think I'm bi-polar and possibly ADD.[/QUOTE]

Just don't hang yourself listenin' to the Stooges, kay?

[QUOTE=Unban Me Says Cameo]Just so you know, it's hyperchondria. Just sayin'[/QUOTE]
*hypochondria


I might go to that UK Webcomix Thing in March considering it's actually held at my uni.

The 7th circle of hell is reserved for film critics

The 10th is for people who talk in the cinema.

So I just got back from my physical. I've been violated. :upset:

Happy MLKJ Day everyone.
 

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a blackman on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given thecircumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

/slow clap......picking up to a faster clap.....faster......faster......

is the soulseek room still running?

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up]A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a blackman on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given thecircumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.[/QUOTE]Ummmm... Okay?




El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz is way cooler.

Bleh, I liked it.

T'was wonderful, Bradley.

<3 <3

I could see it coming about halfway through.

Glurges piss me off. They are for the small-minded and infantile.

What in the hell is a glurge?

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I could see it coming about halfway through.[/QUOTE]

I could see YOU cumming about halfway through!!