[QUOTE=albert_bass]Everytime Chuck Norris sneezes, he names it after a girl he banged. His last girl was Katrina.[/QUOTE]

You mean Rita.

When Gandhi met Chuck Norris, he learned how to do a roundhouse kick. That's how India REALLY gained it's independence. The British soldiers were all roundhouse kicked to death. Everyone in the pictures who people though were passive resisters were actually resting from all the roundhouse kicks they were administering. Chuck Norris freed India.

[QUOTE=coheneran]You mean Rita.[/QUOTE]

Rita was the last Steven Seagal chick. He wants to copy Chuck Norris but fails miserably.

[QUOTE=coheneran]The British soldiers were all roundhouse kicked to death.[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris doesn't roundhouse-kick to death. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks death and death kills whoever Chuck wants.

[QUOTE=albert_bass]Rita was the last Steven Seagal chick. He wants to copy Chuck Norris but fails miserably.[/QUOTE]

I thought Steven Segal was why Britain has so much drizzle.

I thought Snoop Dog was why Britain had so much drizzle my shizzle.

[QUOTE=albert_bass]I thought Snoop Dog was why Britain had so much drizzle my shizzle.[/QUOTE]

Lolz. Everyone download Derek And Clive - Ad Nauseum. You will laugh your *** off. It's basically all made up on the spot (apart from the horse race) and there's a bit when they're writing a book about pulling chicks and then getting in their knickers, and how to please them, "The best, the best umm, way of getting a girl to give you a hand job, when you're a the pub, well, the best way, is to put your nob in her hand and cry." :lol::lol:

Derek and Clive - Live is better.

The worst job I ever 'ad...

Hello ladies guess who hab been to the pub gor the last 4 hours

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Derek and Clive - Live is better.

The worst job I ever 'ad...[/QUOTE]

Actually, Ad Nauseum is better because it has "Things That Give Me The Horn."

[QUOTE=MILF Hunter]Hello ladies guess who hab been to the pub gor the last 4 hours[/QUOTE]

Davey!

What's up dear?

hello alb im 18 now :)

[QUOTE=coheneran]Actually, Ad Nauseum is better because it has "Things That Give Me The Horn."[/QUOTE]
I think "The Worst Job I Ever Had" is better. Either way, Peter Cook is a very funny man.[QUOTE=MILF Hunter]Hello ladies guess who hab been to the pub gor the last 4 hours[/QUOTE]
BARRY MANILOW!?!?!?!

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[QUOTE=MILF Hunter]hello alb im 18 now :)[/QUOTE]

And I'm 19 now :D

god im pissing like a racehorse

I'm clementine now.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]
BARRY MANILOW!?!?!?!

[u][/u][/QUOTE]


Oh Mandy..

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE]

The craze is over Chris, I'm sorry, you missed.

[QUOTE=coheneran]The craze is over Chris, I'm sorry, you missed.[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris is never over. He only waits.

[QUOTE=Unban Me Says Cameo]Chuck Norris is never over. He only waits.[/QUOTE]

But Chris missed the first MX craze.

[QUOTE=Unban Me Says Cameo]Chuck Norris is never over. He only waits.[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris never waits. Time stops for Chuck Norris.

[QUOTE=albert_bass]Chuck Norris never waits. Time stops for Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE]

You mean time moves faster for him. If time stopped, he would have to wait longer.

[QUOTE=coheneran]But Chris missed the first MX craze.[/QUOTE]
The first?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]The first?[/QUOTE]

The first Chuck Norris Facts one. Unless there were others.

There were.

[QUOTE=coheneran]You mean time moves faster for him. If time stopped, he would have to wait longer.[/QUOTE]

Well what I meant was time does what Chuck wants.


Or dies.

We're still talking about Chuck Norris in here? He rules!

This Chuck crap is getting STUPID.

I agree, but I don't care.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]This Chuck crap is getting STUPID.[/QUOTE]

Unbeliever! Sleep with thine eyes open to-night, lest ye miss the awesome power of the Chuck's Roundhouse kick in thou blaspheming face!