*Roundhouse kicks EightMilesHigh and dedicates it to Chuck Norris*

Clint Eastwood could hold his own against Chuck Norris. As could Johnny Cash.

If they teamed up though, the world would explode from the combined awesomeness of it all.

"Go ahead punk, my name is Sue. How do you do? Now you gonna die!"

*Roundhouse to the face*

Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris down. It's happened before.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris down. It's happened before.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Bruce Lee isdaman!

Bruce Lee would be too stoned to do anything.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Bruce Lee would be too stoned to do anything.[/QUOTE]

Bruce Lee is a match for all of TV, cinema and country music's elite put together.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris down. It's happened before.[/QUOTE]
bruce lee would lose in a bloody fight to steven seagal

Stephen Hawking would kick all their asses.

[QUOTE=ibanezman575]bruce lee would lose in a bloody fight to steven seagal[/QUOTE]

Hah. Steven Seagull is so fake and such a little bitch, Bruce would look at him and he would crumble with his fruity little ponytail.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Stephen Hawking would kick all their asses.[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

[QUOTE=ibanezman575]bruce lee would lose in a bloody fight to steven seagal[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahaha. Alright joke's over, you can give up now.

What a noob huh.

Bruce Lee is awesome, but Chuck's still got him beat.

I've got a bright green shirt with a stencil of Chuck on it that says "Chuck Norris... A Lifetime of Accomplishment"

I was totally left out on the Chuck Norris joke.

My f'ucking school's server blocked the site.

Guys guys, you've got it all wrong.

Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris > Clint Eastwood > Bruce Lee > Alec Baldwin > Danny Bonaduce

Jess > other old guys

[QUOTE=coheneran]Bruce Lee is a match for all of TV, cinema and country music's elite put together.[/QUOTE]
But no match for an aspirin apparently.

Mr T would eat every one of them. Without chewing.

I'm really into Authority Zero lately.


I got my car registered today. Now I just have to take my road test, and I'm in business.

[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]Guys guys, you've got it all wrong.

Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris > Clint Eastwood > Bruce Lee > Alec Baldwin > Danny Bonaduce[/QUOTE]

Girls at my school put up pictures of Vin Diesel in their lockers. It puzzles me. Is there any presence of attractiveness there? Not that I see. The fact that he's dumber than a bag of hammers doesn't help, but somehow they go nuts over him :confused:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

It was recently discovered that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. It's a shame he's never cried.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Hah. Steven Seagull is so fake and such a little bitch, Bruce would look at him and he would crumble with his fruity little ponytail.[/QUOTE]
/was joking
have you ever seen one of his movies?
all he must do is look at someone and they get knocked out!
its ridiculous!

Steven Segal is a wussy. Oh, and Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris. That fact is proved in Return of the Dragon. I mean, c'mon, Bruce kills Chuck by breaking his ****in' neck. Badass.

See, proof: "Chuck Norris pees standing up, unlike Steven Segal."

btw skrunnch i did this for you
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[QUOTE=RudeBoyStompin]Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

It was recently discovered that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. It's a shame he's never cried.[/QUOTE]

lawl

That is better.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]That is better.[/QUOTE]
good cause i was about to shoot myself if you didnt like it :p

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

All done.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're about to die.

Everytime Chuck Norris sneezes, he names it after a girl he banged. His last girl was Katrina.