i just got a bloody fingertip cause i was tapping on my guitar :lol:

What he really means is that he fingered a girl who's ragging.

Or she is full of razor blades.

I finally got an email back from the editors of the school paper. I get my first assignment soon!

Awesome man. You should post it when you finish.

Thanks. It'll probably be something boring but I asked if I could review the Modest Mouse concert coming up, haha.

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica;15368174]Or she is full of razor blades.[/QUOTE]

no no, thats me

that wasn't funny you emo fag **** unt butich vagina

[QUOTE=PinkFreud;15368362]Thanks. It'll probably be something boring but I asked if I could review the Modest Mouse concert coming up, haha.[/QUOTE]

You just want them to pay for the tickets don't you?

Damn it, I slept longer than I wanted to. Now I've got to start doing the reading for my Socrates class.

[QUOTE=Kage;15368614]Damn it, I slept longer than I wanted to. Now I've got to start doing the reading for my Socrates class.[/QUOTE]

:eek: a class devoted to Socrates? man I wish my school had that.

I should start studying for sociology really. But I'm so lazy.

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica;15368624]:eek: a class devoted to Socrates? man I wish my school had that.[/QUOTE]

It's more centered around his death than his life, if that makes any sense. The reason the Athenians persecuted him, what he's really saying in Plato's "The Trial of Socrates," his effect on the intellectual development of Western society, etc.

[QUOTE=Kage;15368638]It's more centered around his death than his life, if that makes any sense. The reason the Athenians persecuted him, what he's really saying in Plato's "The Trial of Socrates," his effect on the intellectual development of Western society, etc.[/QUOTE]

It does. My philosophy class started with an excerpt from [I]The Trial of Socrates[/I]. We discussed how he believed that no belief is worth holding unless you are willing to die for it.

granny smith is superior to golden delicious. i will die for this cause.

[QUOTE=Equus;15368686]granny smith is superior to golden delicious. i will die for this cause.[/QUOTE]

good because i am going to kill you.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15368439]that wasn't funny you emo fag **** unt butich omnibus[/QUOTE]

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/Eleventeen3/blowjesblowlan.jpg[/url]

Is that you mappy?

no that's tojes

that's tojes i think

no i think that's tojes

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15368805]no that's tojes[/QUOTE]

Oh, I naturally assumed it was you, because it had to do with c[size=2]ocks[/size]. My mistake. :thumb:

NP: Deinonychus (most depressing doom ever)

omg i hate you

that was me

so whats it like to suck cocks?

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15368907]so whats it like to suck cocks?[/QUOTE]

It's alright, but I'm not always up to bending over that far. It hurts the ribs.

/Marilyn Manson

Just kneel. I have a special ergonomic chair designed for kneeling.

That didnt make me seem gay did it?

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica;15368522]You just want them to pay for the tickets don't you?[/QUOTE]
Of course! No way I'm paying 32 bucks on my own.

I saw Modest Mouse this summer at Virgin Festival and they were pretty meh live.

Granny Smith is better than Golden Delicious. But the red apples, especially Sundowners and Pink Lady, rule all.

Golden Delicious > McIntosh > Others

Alright, so I'm sitting here trying to work on this speech I have to give tomorrow, when somebody knocks. Maintenance is supposed to be coming, so I open. It's this guy...he says he's a broadcasting major, and he has to ask like 2,000 people 4 questions, and he wins a bunch of money and a vacation.

I let him in, he starts talking to me. Whatever. He asks his questions, and the guitar and metal come up. He says he plays guitar in a metal band, and they just got done touring. He tells me that there are 3 "hot blondes" with him, competing against him. He says that if I answer this last question he wins, and they have to buy him beer for the rest of the night...at their hotel in DAVENPORT....which is in the next state over, a good 2 hours away. :confused:

He gets to the fourth question, and hands me this card. It's a list of magazines...he asks me to pick one that interests me. I picked one...and this conversation ensues:

"Alright that's $34.99 for 12 issues.
"....the f[SIZE=2]uck[/size]?"
"You wanna do that now?"
"Uhh...no"
"Why not?"
"I don't have the money."
"I'll take a check."
"I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY"
*gets pissed and leaves*

:mad: :mad: :mad:

If I hadn't been expecting maintenance I wouldn't have opened the goddamn door at all. Now I'm not going to open up when they come.

[QUOTE=Riva;15369012]Granny Smith is better than Golden Delicious. But the red apples, especially Sundowners and Pink Lady, rule all.[/QUOTE]

I would have to agree that Pink Ladies are the best tasting apples. I'm new here and I was wondering... is this what you guys talk about often? What do apples have to do with Rock or Metal? Are apples the new Kiwi? 'Cuz I gotta tell ya, Kiwi are pretty metal dude.

[QUOTE=Riva;15369012]Granny Smith is better than Golden Delicious. But the red apples, especially Sundowners and Pink Lady, rule all.[/QUOTE]
red sucks tbh u fail

This is the off-topic thread.

We usually talk about drugs and anal sex.

Ice-cream socials every Thursday night. Be sure to bring your own lube and salad.

holy ****. It's been sunny all day then all the sudden someone poured the pacific ocean on my head.

[QUOTE=pate;15369027]Alright, so I'm sitting here trying to work on this speech I have to give tomorrow, when somebody knocks. Maintenance is supposed to be coming, so I open. It's this guy...he says he's a broadcasting major, and he has to ask like 2,000 people 4 questions, and he wins a bunch of money and a vacation.

I let him in, he starts talking to me. Whatever. He asks his questions, and the guitar and metal come up. He says he plays guitar in a metal band, and they just got done touring. He tells me that there are 3 "hot blondes" with him, competing against him. He says that if I answer this last question he wins, and they have to buy him beer for the rest of the night...at their hotel in DAVENPORT....which is in the next state over, a good 2 hours away. :confused:

He gets to the fourth question, and hands me this card. It's a list of magazines...he asks me to pick one that interests me. I picked one...and this conversation ensues:

"Alright that's $34.99 for 12 issues.
"....the f[SIZE=2]uck[/size]?"
"You wanna do that now?"
"Uhh...no"
"Why not?"
"I don't have the money."
"I'll take a check."
"I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY"
*gets pissed and leaves*

:mad: :mad: :mad:

If I hadn't been expecting maintenance I wouldn't have opened the goddamn door at all. Now I'm not going to open up when they come.[/QUOTE]


HAHA! I had a friend and this chick came to his house. After hours of deliberation she sold him $175 woth of subscriptions to Rolling Crap magazine and sucked him off. I'd say he got a better deal than you though! You should've told him, "$50 and an HJ and you got yo'self a deal, yo!"

[QUOTE=pate;15369027]Alright, so I'm sitting here trying to work on this speech I have to give tomorrow, when somebody knocks. Maintenance is supposed to be coming, so I open. It's this guy...he says he's a broadcasting major, and he has to ask like 2,000 people 4 questions, and he wins a bunch of money and a vacation.

I let him in, he starts talking to me. Whatever. He asks his questions, and the guitar and metal come up. He says he plays guitar in a metal band, and they just got done touring. He tells me that there are 3 "hot blondes" with him, competing against him. He says that if I answer this last question he wins, and they have to buy him beer for the rest of the night...at their hotel in DAVENPORT....which is in the next state over, a good 2 hours away. :confused:

He gets to the fourth question, and hands me this card. It's a list of magazines...he asks me to pick one that interests me. I picked one...and this conversation ensues:

"Alright that's $34.99 for 12 issues.
"....the f[SIZE=2]uck[/size]?"
"You wanna do that now?"
"Uhh...no"
"Why not?"
"I don't have the money."
"I'll take a check."
"I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY"
*gets pissed and leaves*

:mad: :mad: :mad:

If I hadn't been expecting maintenance I wouldn't have opened the goddamn door at all. Now I'm not going to open up when they come.[/QUOTE]

You should have stuck your **** in his eye.