# Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.

I think I could do that.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]# Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.

I think I could do that.[/QUOTE]

No you couldn't.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

WW2 Chuck Norris rawks.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]No you couldn't.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure if I could or not. It'd be difficult, but a gallon of milk in 47 seconds isn't all that impressive. Comparatively, of course

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I'm not sure if I could or not. It'd be difficult, but a gallon of milk in 47 seconds isn't all that impressive. Comparatively, of course[/QUOTE]
You get sick really fast and throw up.

Comparatively to a 2 foot wide hole swallowing a gallon of milk?

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I'm not sure if I could or not. It'd be difficult, but a gallon of milk in 47 seconds isn't all that impressive. Comparatively, of course[/QUOTE]


Are you kidding me? Do you know how much an entire gallon of milk is? I bet you couldn't drinka half gallon in a half hour. You'd be too sick.

They tried it on Jackass. There was alot of puking.

Charles Bronson > Norris

[QUOTE=.:~ Route 1 ~:.]Charles Bronson > Norris[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris > :~ Route 1 ~:

A gallon is 8 pints. The stomach has a capacity of about 2 pints.

I've tried drinking 2 pints of milk before. I did about 1 and 3/4 before I had to stop and go and throw up.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Chuck Norris > :~ Route 1 ~:[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but wasn't his show chancled years ago?


Suck it Norris.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Are you kidding me? Do you know how much an entire gallon of milk is? I bet you couldn't drinka half gallon in a half hour. You'd be too sick.[/QUOTE]
Well, maybe not the whole gallon thing. I know I could do the half gallon in half an hour though. Easy. Even easier if I can drink soy milk instead.

[QUOTE=.:~ Route 1 ~:.]Sorry, but wasn't his show chancled years ago?


Suck it Norris.[/QUOTE]

Did you defeat the Japanese and end WW2? No. Did you shoot down a Luftwaffe fighter with your finger? No.

Chuck Norris cancelled his own show for the good of mankind. The weekly doses of badassery were threatening everyone's sanity.

[QUOTE=.:~ Route 1 ~:.]Sorry, but wasn't his show chancled years ago?


Suck it Norris.[/QUOTE]


Chuck Norris is still alive and kicking (LOL) on USA.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Did you defeat the Japanese and end WW2? No. Did you shoot down a Luftwaffe fighter with your finger? No.[/QUOTE]
12 to be exact. Plus, while doing it I was playing a rousing game of Jenga in mid flight.



EDIT: Although, the Chuck Norris Lever on Conan is hilarious.

Gawd bless you Joe, and Gawd Bless Chuck Norris.

# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.


I lol'd at this one.

What do you think of your God now!?

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I loled at all of them.

I expressed levels of lol'ery rarely used in reference to things on the computer.

If you have seriously just now found Chuck Norris Random Fact generator you have been missing out for monthes.


Or you live in England.

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]If you have seriously just now found Chuck Norris Random Fact generator you have been missing out for monthes.


Or you live in England.[/QUOTE]

Guilty.

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]If you have seriously just now found Chuck Norris Random Fact generator you have been missing out for monthes.


Or you live in England.[/QUOTE]
I found it, then lost it a while ago. Some were good.

Has anyone else seen the Cyclops Kitten?

Fellas, c'mon. It is common knowledge that Clint Eastwood > Chuck Norris.


/looks around nervously in fear of getting roundhouse kicked