I think after going off to war your manliness is fully asserted and whatever you do from now on in is irrelevant. Kinda like if Chuck Norris decided to be a ballerina from now on. Sure it's kinda gay, but he's already done his time.

[QUOTE=coheneran]What about people who go to war and come back with shell shock syndrome?[/QUOTE]
They wouldn't have gone to war if thery didn't love explosions. They have OD'd on explosions. They are all explosioned out. They have seen explosions you can only dream of.

They are explosion gods.

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]"When I gorw up I'm going to explode!"
I can't get to explode alot things here because I live near Northern Ireland and explosions are very sketchy here to do. Example; me and a friend were letting off some fireworks, just small ones that explode in the air. we were on the banks of a river and the **** that was on the side would suck you in and you'd never get out! Anyway, a farmer came along and started shooting at us! Seriously.. I nearly fu<king shlt myself! Luckily he was on the other side and was a bad shot... then we hid behind the river bank and fired rockets at him! Good times :)[/QUOTE]


Aww man, rough stuff.

Our best one ever involved 12 canisters of butane lighter fuel, two dozen packets of sparklers and some napalm to hold it all togther. Man 3 story fireball, the hot wash and explosive wind, just like in the movies. I've still got some of the shrapnell as a souvenier, have to make it into a necklace one of these days.

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]"When I gorw up I'm going to explode!"
I can't get to explode alot things here because I live near Northern Ireland and explosions are very sketchy here to do. Example; me and a friend were letting off some fireworks, just small ones that explode in the air. we were on the banks of a river and the **** that was on the side would suck you in and you'd never get out! Anyway, a farmer came along and started shooting at us! Seriously.. I nearly fu<king shlt myself! Luckily he was on the other side and was a bad shot... then we hid behind the river bank and fired rockets at him! Good times :)[/QUOTE]

When you said it's sketchy to explode things, I thought you meant that the army or IRA may shoot rockets/mortars into the town.

Some guys got expelled from school last year for throwing a hydro-chloric acid bomb at some year 8's.

Whoah, rough school.

Which one?

Whoever invented pressurised deodorant cans should be given an award for services to mankind. And explosions.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]They wouldn't have gone to war if thery didn't love explosions. They have OD'd on explosions. They are all explosioned out. They have seen explosions you can only dream of.

They are explosion gods.[/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol: You tha man.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Whoah, rough school.

Which one?[/QUOTE]

John XXIII College. You still in school or what?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Whoever invented pressurised deodorant cans should be given an award for services to mankind. And explosions.[/QUOTE]


I second that motion. Unfortunatly Australia is too weak to allow fireworks and the like, so we have to improvise. Bribe farmboys for detonators and the like. The mighty napalm flinger is still my proudest achivement. Either that or temporarily blinding my mate with my homemade flashbang.

Haha sounds good, a 3 story explosion. I must try that. It's actually really hard to buy petrol here unless it's getting pumped into the car! One dude once asked me for ID... The Irish invented the petrol bomb (molotiv cocktail, i think americans call it!) so it's hard for kids to get to explode things with petrol. We done minor things with lighter fluid like fireball (tennis ball on fire and throw it at each other semi-naked!). The funniest thing ever though was when we were in the town park blowing things up the police came and talked to one of the guys 'cause he was only wearing boxers and i grabbed one of the bags and walked up with the camera still on and the bag was open but i didn't know there was a litre of petrol, illegal firewoks, lighter fluid, a crowbar and other shlt in it. luckily the pigs here are stupid!

the IRA aren't as bad as made out to be. My grandad was in the IRA but he died when my dad was 2 so I couldn't get any contacts through him!

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]I second that motion. Unfortunatly Australia is too weak to allow fireworks and the like, so we have to improvise. Bribe farmboys for detonators and the like. The mighty napalm flinger is still my proudest achivement. Either that or temporarily blinding my mate with my homemade flashbang.[/QUOTE]

How do you make flash bombs?

[QUOTE=TakeWarning]John XXIII College. You still in school or what?[/QUOTE]


Nah finished last year, going to uni next year, maybe. You know a girl called Meeka Capazallo who went there last year? Cute little Chinese girl.

Oh by the way, I went to school in Bunbury, Bunbury Cathedral Grammar, swank anglican school. Kinda like if you took Scotch or something, but filled it up with redneck farmboys.

Nang bombs are real good. Sparkler bombs are good too.

[QUOTE=coheneran]How do you make flash bombs?[/QUOTE]


I pay chemistry students five bucks a meter for magnesium ribbon.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Nah finished last year, going to uni next year, maybe. You know a girl called Meeka Capazallo who went there last year? Cute little Chinese girl.

Oh by the way, I went to school in Bunbury, Bunbury Cathedral Grammar, swank anglican school. Kinda like if you took Scotch or something, but filled it up with redneck farmboys.[/QUOTE]

Haha nice, I've never heard of this Meeka character, we have very few Asians at our school.

Oh yeah magnesium is really good for bombs and fireworks.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]I pay chemistry students five bucks a meter for magnesium ribbon.[/QUOTE]

Can't you order that sh'it off the net for like a buck a yard?

Yeah apparently your deputy head doesn't like them a whole bunch.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Can't you order that sh'it off the net for like a buck a yard?[/QUOTE]

Just go to a hardware store, it's cheap anyway.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Can't you order that sh'it off the net for like a buck a yard?[/QUOTE]


Not in this nanny state, sadly. And chemistry students are more than happy to steal it for me. Now all I need is to bribe some med students for experimental drugs.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Yeah apparently your deputy head doesn't like them a whole bunch.[/QUOTE]

Haha probably.

Waydago guys for ****ing up ppoty.

Did any of you ever hear of the blotto box? Me and a few friends started to make one but we all chickened out one by one! No-one wanted to set it off 'cause you are nearly sure to die!

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]Waydago guys for ****ing up ppoty.[/QUOTE]

No problem man.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Not in this nanny state, sadly. And chemistry students are more than happy to steal it for me. Now all I need is to bribe some med students for experimental drugs.[/QUOTE]

Do what he did in Half-Baked.

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]Waydago guys for ****ing up ppoty.[/QUOTE]
Go Albert!

Whoah man, SketchyJoe lives on desolation row. That's the best hangover song in the whole world. Wake up, light a fag, get your breakfast beer and crank up Dylan.

It's retarded guys, seriously.

What, making bombs?