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[QUOTE=Chaindrive][size=1]wtf?[/size]
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Well he said whiskey makes his knob shrink- I said it gives me cajones.

geddit?

God asking someone out 9 days in advance sucks. Especially when you caught wind that she has a crush on you and you have had a crush on her for something like three months.

Her pen0r is turned inside-out so she doesn't. :p

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]Her pen0r is turned inside-out so she doesn't. :p[/QUOTE]

Bite me. :p

[QUOTE=ArC]I can never think of anything to talk about on dates, and I hate awkward silence. Could anyone suggest some good topics and things to talk about?[/QUOTE]

-Learn how to tell really good stories.
-Ask her what her hobbies are.
-Ask for her opinions on various pop culture elements (movies, music, favorite actors, any magazines she may read, etc.)

One thing I like to do is have something on my that she's bound to ask about. Usually, I go with my Elder Sign pendant. When she asks about it, have a story about it ready. If she looks like she believes it, laugh and joke about how you were surprised she bought it.

[QUOTE=Chaindrive]Bite me. :p[/QUOTE]

*chompity domp*

Hey, what movie are you going to see tomorrow?

The Omen. It's the ONLY horror movie that is out in my gayass town and she really wants to see it.

Cool. I heard it's much scarier than the first one.

I went to see The Lake House this morning.

We may see that sometime. I'm really interested in seeing that.

omg it will keep you on the edge of your seat throughout the whole movie. I loved it.

Spoil it for me, do they see each other in the end?

I'm not tellin'.

I saw the first omen 2 days ago. It was excellent.

Well I'm gonna go get some shut-eye.

I'll talk about how it goes tommorow.

Wish me luck guys! :)

Good luck, and tell us how it went! :)

I gotta get over this girl I've liked for a really long time. She's going out with this kid i kind of know and we're pretty good friends. I want to find a way to ruin their relationship but I know i should just get over it. He likes to go out drinking alot and she hates that about him so I feel like I should exploit that, but i know that I'd be an assho[U]l[/U]e if I did.

[QUOTE=dr._feelgood]I gotta get over this girl I've liked for a really long time. She's going out with this kid i kind of know and we're pretty good friends. I want to find a way to ruin their relationship but I know i should just get over it. He likes to go out drinking alot and she hates that about him so I feel like I should exploit that, but i know that I'd be an assho[U]l[/U]e if I did.[/QUOTE]

How is sabotaging someones relationship going to make you feel better? How will that make you get over her? If the relationship is not meant to be, so be it. Stay out of it.

Heres a tip:

Grow up.

Don't try to break them up. If his problem is that bad, they'll end up breaking up without your interferance. Go out and flirt with some other girls to take your mind off her, maybe you'll meet someone new.

While we're on the topic, I feel this needs to be said.

Everyone has personal demons. But the fact of the matter is that they're common psychological phenomenon. What's important is whether or not you act on them.

When you see somebody stealing your thunder and you hear this dark voice in a corner of your mind chanting "Destroy them.." that's not your fault. That's an instinct programmed into you by millions of years of evolution.

However, with the gift of sentience comes the power to decide how to act on these impulses if at all.

Your inner demons are not something you're supposed to be ashamed of, no matter our Puritan-based culture of shame and self-admonishment would tell you. You can't stop yourself from having dark, destructive thoughts. But you do have the choice not to act on them.

To tell someone not to think something is foolish at best and insane at worst. If some wanker steals my girlfriend, there are going to be fantasies running through my mind of killing him and disposing of his body in the sewer. But I understand that this is perfectly natural, and is a fantasy best kept in the theater of my own mind until it runs its course. Telling me not to have these thoughts is like telling me to reproduce asexually: it can't be done.

Those are the same kind of voices that Mike, Sara's ex, keep having. He can't go to sleep because of them and he's been going to therapy for it, but nothing is helping him it seems.

Ok I may be looking too much into this, but I asked Sara if she wanted me to pick her up to go to the movies and she said, "Nah, we'll just meet each other there"

Is that a bad sign or am I just being retarded like usual?

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]Ok I may be looking too much into this, but I asked Sara if she wanted me to pick her up to go to the movies and she said, "Nah, we'll just meet each other there"

Is that a bad sign or am I just being retarded like usual?[/QUOTE]

Tip #1- Do not try to figure things out.

Bleh she said she felf more comfortable having her mom take her. That means she must not be comfortable around me. :(

Nah, thats not true. I like to meet people places rather than having them come meet me. Not because I dont like them or anything though.

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]Bleh she said she felf more comfortable having her mom take her. That means she must not be comfortable around me. :([/QUOTE]

And if she doesn't?

That doesn't mean she won't always.

Meh Ive been feeling like im gonna throw up all morning. Seriously, I feel it coming up, Im so friggin nervous and I cant stop it.

Why are you so nervous?

Take it for what its worth man and enjoy yourself. If you are too nervous and anxious, you arent going to enjoy yourself. Have fun with it and be yourself.

Well I know ill prolly calm down once Im there, but right now I feel sick to my stomach.

fyi: this is my first date

ever

you being nervous will just make her nervous




hope that doesn't make you more nervous