[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18537655]umm this girl who i was supposed to bang 3 years ago broke up with her boyfriend that i could give a shit about today

gonna hit it a whole lot probably next fall when shes in town[/QUOTE]

really doubt you will you look like a fuckin spic and dat nose

also doubt noonward is telling the truth etiher his forehead looks like a mehanic's hands all greasy and shit

and lol jared acting like he and his friends are such hardasses again

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18537681]yeah i mean realistically that's the only option available to me

if i did hook up with her and fuck her my friend would very literally put a bullet in me and probably her too

you don't betray the people i hang out with if you like being a) in one piece and b) alive

it's a nice fantasy though she is so goddamn hot

i'll let things cool down for a while and if she's still dtf i'll get with her[/QUOTE]

fucking hardcore friends

So the only thing stopping you from fucking your best mate's ex is the fact he may shoot you ? Not you know, out of loyalty ? Pretty fucking gay that like.

Only time I ever did it I asked my mate if he'd be cool if I tried to pull his ex, he didn't care so I was good to fucking go.

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18537694]and lol jared acting like he and his friends are such hardasses again[/QUOTE]

don't need to act just relaying facts

my friends all grew up in bad situations it's the main reason we're all friends we don't fuck with each other but we always back each other up if one of us needs it

sometimes that means a friend goes to jail for a while but considering all of my friends are gainfully employed our records don't seem to have much of an impact on our lives anyway

it's cute you felt the need to be an ass though i don't know what about my post made you so uncomfortable but you've got something to work out there

anyway i'm going to sleep

maybe by the time i wake up tomorrow sam will be in the middle of his 10 minutes of sobriety for the day and he won't be baiting like a faggot

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18537678][1:51] thenoonwardrace: fukn brent aimed me
[1:51] thenoonwardrace: "you should do standup about starcraft"
[1:51] thenoonwardrace: derp
[1:52] thenoonwardrace: he herps derps the herpty derp[/QUOTE]

:lol:

well, he is right. it is is a niche that is yet to be filled

ugh, sliced my hand up at work got a few days off

Jikes. Sucks man.

Although a few days off is pretty cool (as long as you're still getting payed).

[url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iepx1z3rVia83bPkiLXJY_AjOoRA?docId=01bcf793b5214b7eabd153d712ee8d57[/url]

quoting stuff from yesterday afternoon :cool:

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18537257]This would be hip and cool if I didn't know that the vinyl you spin the most is Goblin.

I'm so hip I distill hipness in other people.[/QUOTE]

I have goblin on CD not vinyl


[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18537287]Choirs=Dowsing=Coyote>Body Map>Bath>Blue Lambency=My Fruit=Part the Second

--

cunt[/QUOTE]


yeah OK BUDDY

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18537743]Jikes. Sucks man.

Although a few days off is pretty cool (as long as you're still getting payed).[/QUOTE]

I am

it's been the first time i've cut myself in months though so that's a good thing

A friend of mine used to work in the kitchen. Regularly had these sick burns or cuts all over his hands.

sounds like he didn't know how to cook very well

it really can't be avoided when you are running around busy sometimes

I shouldn't talk I grabbed the handle of a skillet yesterday that was in a 400F oven for 30 minutes

didn't get a burn though :cool:

Yeah, it's a bitch.

My mate quit working as a chef, though, because he was always working when the rest of us were getting our booze on, and he was off work when the rest of us had college/work.

sounds familiar lol

I figure if i'm gonna be lonely might as well be earning money for it

:(

poor haz

eh i've really got little to complain about

fuck I hate being middle class and white

I love it

I mean, [I]it's okay[/I]

but we tend to have the lamest problems of them all

no they're just modern problems

we aren't dealing with primitive things like disease and plague and war

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u_3Z9_LUw[/url]

forgot about this song lol

2 sexy girls tryna hang today.

single again

[I]victory![/I]

[QUOTE=Haz;18537805]fuck I hate being middle class and white[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u_3Z9_LUw[/url]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/r84AW.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=illmitch;18537818][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u_3Z9_LUw[/url][/QUOTE]

I just posted that lol

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

some cunt didn't stop at an intersection today when he supposed to give way to me and must have come within an inch of crashing into the back of my bike

[QUOTE=Haz;18537823]some cunt didn't stop at an intersection today when he supposed to give way to me and must have come within an inch of crashing into the back of my bike[/QUOTE]

Dude ouch. Driver's are getting worse as the years go on. Sometimes I think they just hand out licenses. On that note, I might finally be getting a car this summer break. Fuck yeah.