[QUOTE=Skrunnch]I have never had a completely solid poop. I'm unique, that's what makes me so punx. It can take me a half hour to completely finish my poop, most of the time not that long though. And I can close a bathroom easily if you give me five minutes, but it comes with the territory. We with gifted bowels have powers you cannot even imagine.[/QUOTE]
i bet i can imagine, my dad is a fat man who drinks too much beer and eats too much junk... he's a pro at bodily functions

Eric, you're kinda like *******.

[QUOTE=DaveToopes]Eric, you're kinda like *******.[/QUOTE]
filthy filthy filthy....shut the f'uck up
......u seen goatcx?, lol :naughty:

I don't like the new community thread name...

:upset:

"Who killed tha cheerleader!? You did! You did! Oh no, it wasn't me!"

Nekromantix own.

Good song. Although I haven't heard it in ages. I'll give it a listen soon.

You do that. I got some new blades for my exactoknife, yaaaay! I also bought an all-purpose permanent marker, as I forgot my old one at my ex girlfriend's house and I don't want to ask for it back. Who stickered and wrote in the McDonald's and Starbucks toilets? Not MEEE!

Nekromantix suck.

[QUOTE=TakeWarning]Nekromantix suck.[/QUOTE]

What makes you say that?

Just a crappy band in general. I'm not big on psychobilly but there is much better psychobilly bands.

[QUOTE=TakeWarning]Just a crappy band in general. I'm not big on psychobilly but there is much better psychobilly bands.[/QUOTE]

That's psychobilly? Awesome, I thought I didn't like psychobilly. They are awesome in general. Kickass.

i heard an awful story about my friend's friend today. They were in the toilets somewhere getting stoned and he went in a cubicle to take a piss and they thought it would be funny to burst in and pin him down while one of the spat on his fingers and finger raped him. and theyre ment to be his friends

[QUOTE=Theramed]i heard an awful story about my friend's friend today. They were in the toilets somewhere getting stoned and he went in a cubicle to take a piss and they thought it would be funny to burst in and pin him down while one of the spat on his fingers and finger raped him. and theyre ment to be his friends[/QUOTE]

That's called Digital Penetration. It's horrible. It mostly happens when the victim is passed out, usually from alcohol consumption.

[QUOTE=coheneran]That's called Digital Penetration. It's horrible. It mostly happens when the victim is passed out, usually from alcohol consumption.[/QUOTE]

Yea but this was because they thought it was funny while conscious

Green day was awesome years ago with their albums like dookie, imsoniac etc. (tHEIR old stuff) that was the first punk band i listened when i was like 9 years old tooo bad their new stuff is crap like that ****y album American idiot

i hope the next one is better or m,ight as well they should retire if they keep doing wussy music

[QUOTE=Pissed_Punker]Green day was awesome years ago with their albums like dookie, imsoniac etc. (tHEIR old stuff) that was the first punk band i listened when i was like 9 years old tooo bad their new stuff is crap like that ****y album American idiot

i hope the next one is better or m,ight as well they should retire if they keep doing wussy music[/QUOTE]
You make me smile.

[QUOTE=Pissed_Punker]Green day was awesome years ago with their albums like dookie, imsoniac etc. (tHEIR old stuff) that was the first punk band i listened when i was like 9 years old tooo bad their new stuff is crap like that ****y album American idiot

i hope the next one is better or might as well they should retire if they keep doing wussy music[/QUOTE]

I hope some day you realise that all Green Day is shi'tty and not worth your time, or my time. Also, there's a delete button for a reason, so you can go over what you've written before you expose it to my sensitive grammatically anal-retentive eyes. That comma in the middle of "might" is really disturbing me. I am deleting it from this quote.

Aaaaaaaah.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]You make me smile.[/QUOTE]

I love PuNXx :mad:, dont you Jess?

[QUOTE=Pissed_Punker]Green day was awesome years ago with their albums like dookie, imsoniac etc. (tHEIR old stuff) that was the first punk band i listened when i was like 9 years old tooo bad their new stuff is crap like that ****y album American idiot

i hope the next one is better or m,ight as well they should retire if they keep doing wussy music[/QUOTE]
You make me cry.

Why isn't anybody on Soulseek?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]You make me cry.[/QUOTE]
Me too.

I just bought a computer mic. However I doubt it will work as it cost a grand total of 99p.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I just bought a computer mic. However I doubt it will work as it cost a grand total of 99p.[/QUOTE]

Heh. Come on slsk!

99p? Is that urine?

I can't.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]99p? Is that urine?[/QUOTE]

Ninety Nine Pennies.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I just bought a computer mic. However I doubt it will work as it cost a grand total of 99p.[/QUOTE]
I bought a computer mic for about £2.00, and it worked perfectly well.

i just registered to vote today. ( Canadian system) it was weird because my freinds grandmother made me register when i said i wanted to and she made me do it. she even watched me on the phone and wouldn't let me hang up until it was done.

[QUOTE=holy_roller99]i just registered to vote today. ( Canadian system) it was weird because my freinds grandmother made me register when i said i wanted to and she made me do it. she even watched me on the phone and wouldn't let me hang up until it was done.[/QUOTE]

Did she tell you to vote Conservative?

ha ha. as a matter of fact she did. well just not to vote liberal.

I had a bitch of a time registering to vote. I orginially did it when I picked up my California ID card (so I could do stuff that an 18 year old can do, such as buy and redeem lotto tickets), but since I did it in the DMV outside my county, they screwed up. So then I had to contact the Registrar for my county, fill out the form online, have them mail me something, sign that, send it back, then wait for a confirm card. Which came like 2 days before the election we had last novemeber, so I was able to vote in the very controversial Special Election here in CA.