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[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18649012]they do

they get more out of sex than men[/QUOTE]


Yeah sometimes it's like "damn kinda wish I knew what you were going through right now"

its goddamned bullshit!

sum1 get me ameries discog in v0 or flac or 320

nvm think i found The Key

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sympathy joke comedy tour ;11

[QUOTE=nodding;18649099][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OhJt9.jpg[/IMG]
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i am in love

i put my telephone in the garbage so when it rings people are only calling my garbage, it'[s symbolic, of how how many place to i have to put my hpnoe

i got drunk and met a girl tonight and have a fatty crush on her now because she listens to black flag and saetia and loves shitty horror movies, but my roommate knows her and said she is not the relationship type so now im in in between possibly hooking up with her tomorrow afternoon or breaking it off before i get attached because i 99% will

i would definitely enjoy hanging out with her on a regular basis though. fuck

how would u handle this bros

Just go for it bro see what happens.

hit it and quit it

i'm going to bone her, break it off, and tell her there is no happy here. official plan of action.

:lol:

but really, i might. maybe not. gettin all anxious and shit.

stop being a pushy ur in college

yeah true. she just reminds me mad lots of this girl i fell in love with that i had to tell to fuck off and i dont want that shit again. too soon. too soon.

weak :/

yeah fuck idk i'll probably just get drunk again with her tomorrow and see what happens

how many girls you fucked malc

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18649152]yeah fuck idk i'll probably just get drunk again with her tomorrow and see what happens[/QUOTE]

put it in her butt

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implying asians cant get hard

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/official-plane-problems-may-caused-nv-crash-025851048.html[/url]

probably the most slam death metal article ever

Malcom, if you like her, why would you break it off, man?

idk i mean i just met her last night for the first time, she just seems really cool. her taste in music is awesome, her taste in movies is awesome, she reads mad books, just kind of up my alley. but i'd break it off because i'd rather not get attached to someone right now if shes not even going to stick around. or something.

Suit yourself, mate, but it seems to me you're making it complicated for yourself when it doesn't have to be. You're gonna lose people around you anyway, but that's not really a reason to distance yourself from awesome new people.

I'm so in love with you
so I thought I'd try something new
and write a silly song about just what your smile can do
but it's just not working out
and now I'm having my doubts
it seems that broken hearted love songs are what I'm all about

so while I'm sore from the smiles that you've given to me
I just can't wait for the day when inevitably
you say I'm not the guy you thought you knew when we have the talk
and you'll regrettably inform me that you're taking a walk

I'm so in love with you
but I just don't know what to do
it seems I lose my inspiration when my hearts not unglued
so now I welcome the pain
oh yeah I'm praying for rain
to bring some dark black cloudy sadness to this warm sunny day

and I could write you the perfect song
and you could sing along
about how everything's gone wrong

yeah @ morumbar

also i find that having similar interests isnt really a sufficient foundation for a good relationship. having dissimilar backgrounds and interests but being both open-minded makes for a very interesting and much more intimate relationship

yeah i tend to do that. just need to grow a pair or something.

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18649293]I'm so in love with you
so I thought I'd try something new
and write a silly song about just what your smile can do
but it's just not working out
and now I'm having my doubts
it seems that broken hearted love songs are what I'm all about

so while I'm sore from the smiles that you've given to me
I just can't wait for the day when inevitably
you say I'm not the guy you thought you knew when we have the talk
and you'll regrettably inform me that you're taking a walk

I'm so in love with you
but I just don't know what to do
it seems I lose my inspiration when my hearts not unglued
so now I welcome the pain
oh yeah I'm praying for rain
to bring some dark black cloudy sadness to this warm sunny day

and I could write you the perfect song
and you could sing along
about how everything's gone wrong[/QUOTE]

i was driving home from the last girl i was talking abouts house after we had a talk about feelings and other gay shit and i put on the ergs and it was the best decision i ever made

trying to get with this weaboo or something thats into cosplay

talk about [I]Persona 4[/I] a lot

ask her about animu

paint your face

paint your dick

suck her dick

grow an ear dick to her

paint your wagon

paint her face with your dick wagon

ill cum all over all of you