[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18648808]roommates gone its friday guess what that means!!![/QUOTE]

jerking off in that new chair?

I uploaded this because it's such an amazing song u should all listen and appreesh and all that jazz [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?ycbtqc2vf49ngeh[/url]

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18648820]jerking off in that new chair?[/QUOTE]

how did you know we got a new chair

but yes we got a new chair and yes i'm currently jerking off in it as we speak

you posted about it, dummy

you straight up said you're gonna jerk off in it as soon as your roommate is away

mappy jerks off to his alcohol collection

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXPRbJlgc8A[/url]

mappy is sucha cute name

n_n

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18648831]you posted about it, dummy

you straight up said you're gonna jerk off in it as soon as your roommate is away[/QUOTE]

oh shit i did?

mightve been whiskey night. that was pretty nutty.

hahahahahhaa

adb needs to make chrissimpsontemplates using this

[IMG]http://www.fullfatrr.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10663/fat_man_on_computer.jpg[/IMG]

oh shit that guy's on windows nevermind

adb should never be encouraged to do anything

he does have good posture, or i suppose its hard not to with that state of inflation

watching new simpsons

convinced it's worse than every other fox animated show

i wouldnt be surprised

reading new adb posts

convinced it's worse than every other post he's made

yo nick

[I] jack[/I] it

His ass is hot

[quote=adbforever;18648964][i] jack[/i] it

his ass is hot[/quote]

2/10

hi ronbon

<333

Man i hate it when already really skinny girls suck in way too much for pics so that they look anorexic

thorough guide on how to not give a shit about girls:

jack-off

thorough guide on how to not give a shit about sex*

implying girls have more perceived worth than sex

you cold-hearted bastard you

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eemFq.jpg[/IMG]

tonight sux

idk i thought it was saturday since i worked the morning shift so it's been not half bad

10hr days suck though

timjim-to-gf text translation:

i thought it was saturday since i worked the morning shift :P so it's been not half bad :P

10hr days suck though :{ :P

perrrfeeect skiiiiies

[QUOTE=adbforever;18648986]implying girls have more perceived worth than sex[/QUOTE]

they do

they get more out of sex than men

[I]bare assertion[/I]

[I]you're fucking stupid[/I]

[i]i cant get the taste of vagina out of my mouth help[/i]

mouthwash

cant find any i think dad took it camping

salt and water

done problem solved

edit: i mean i found mouthwash

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eating this

TAQUESADILLA = beans + rice + cheese + TAQUITOS + pico + more cheese, then toasted.

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