same

sup guys

[i]even the bombs and scarecrows will sing[/i]

might have a 3 AM shower since i've sobered up and will go to bed

i need to staple my essay but the stapler is so far away

you need a remote control for your stapler that makes it come to you

I'm about to smoke a couple bowls, I'm bored as ****.

or a guy to do this for me

it better be a midget butler who walks around with a bowl of potato chips strapped to the top of his head

i was thinking more along the lines of nachos in a sombrero but that works too

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17561465]i need to staple my essay but the stapler is so far away[/QUOTE]

wtf i just turned in an essay get outta my head

what's the best way to get my best friend and his gf to break up, they've been together/broken up at least 6 times and everyone is sick of this ****. plus she's the most annoying girl in the world.

homicide

scar her physically somehow so she is unattractive

[QUOTE=Deth;17561496]what's the best way to get my best friend and his gf to break up, they've been together/broken up at least 6 times and everyone is sick of this ****. plus she's the most annoying girl in the world.[/QUOTE]

Wear a mask and rape her. That way she will be too broken up inside to love again. Or dont wear a mask and **** her. Im sure your friend will see it was for his own good.

Might be a little late but i just heard Eviles bassist is dead, messed up.

she's not good looking **** that

probably just make her cry again, last time I had her rolled up on the floor of my friend's bathroom crying hysterically and they broke up like 2 days later

So you hit her then? Thats cool.

I verbally berated her while drunk and I think the nail in the coffin was making fun of her being cheated on about a year before

everyone around thought it was hilarious, and that included her friends so idk

[QUOTE=Deth;17561496]what's the best way to get my best friend and his gf to break up, they've been together/broken up at least 6 times and everyone is sick of this ****. plus she's the most annoying girl in the world.[/QUOTE]


Yeah bro I know what you mean that [B]sh[/B]it is irritating as hell.

idk though, just start being an [SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]ss to her or something.

Lol good game.

tryna think should i watch Coraline or just take a nap

[QUOTE=Deth;17561496]what's the best way to get my best friend and his gf to break up, they've been together/broken up at least 6 times and everyone is sick of this ****. plus she's the most annoying girl in the world.[/QUOTE]

Tell your friend she's a whore. Just make **** up about her. I can almost guarantee this will work. Put some doubt in his head and it's [B]over[/B].

nah, it's a retarded situation. He wouldn't even care if she was. I love my friend, but he really has nothing to offer a girl whatsoever, which always makes us wonder why she's dumb enough to come back time after time.

Coraline is really ****ing good

but if you're tired, naps can't be beat!

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17561541]Tell your friend she's a whore. Just make **** up about her. I can almost guarantee this will work. Put some doubt in his head and it's [B]over[/B].[/QUOTE]

Page turn.

Sup bros.

nm, im on break at work

you?

Just smoked two bowls and I'm p blazed.

you should try going a week without any king mountains/xanax and see how you feel


i would pay you to actually

he just did not that long ago rly

yeah right

yea huh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Friends_from_Young_Years