when i was back in texas for a few days the other week i was introduced to big flats beer. "it's the water that makes it"

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18648306]18 pack of pounders? thats sick

i only drink malt liquor and whiskey anymore[/QUOTE]

there are worse things tbh

what kinda whiskey you been drinkin

i had about a dozen jack and cokes last weekend i suckered this old man real estate attorney into buying me like 3. made me think i should become a lawyer

[20:15] morton_salt_girl: girls ask me for my fb password all the time

wow that's really interesting and funny

i laughed out loud!

[20:29] morton_salt_girl: im gon ago to a psychiatrist........

[20:29] morton_salt_girl: And Jerk of on His FAce Lm1o

[QUOTE=illmitch;18648311]there are worse things tbh

what kinda whiskey you been drinkin[/QUOTE]

green label evan williams :cool:

buyin four 30s tomorrow for a party.

sup yall

arent you like 15

he's older than that

he has a lot of cute girls on his facebook

What 16?

17 goddammit

yeah probably

*dirty old man*

[21:13] blockhead: nick do you have a beard right now
[21:13] morton_salt_girl: idk

some dude somewhere wants me to play a show somewhere

[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2wd6qly.png[/IMG]

/mitch crashes through ceiling

...sometime on nov 4

lol bulldog

lol ads

lol not having ad block

lol mitch

lol kansas

lol rock cock gayhawk

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PNmph.png[/IMG]

lol adb

lol adb posts

lol not having adb blocked

[QUOTE=adbforever;18648370][21:13] blockhead: nick do you have a beard right now
[21:13] morton_salt_girl: idk[/QUOTE]

lol

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AP2J5.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PrIkU.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=nodding;18648419][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AP2J5.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Was like 2 feet away from this girl last night. I wanted to reach out and touch her hair....

In the movie she did this thing called the internal bleeding dance, so jokes, she jumps on the gangsters she just shot.

[img]http://www.google.ca/logos/2011/Albert_Szent_Gyorgyi-2011-hp.jpg[/img]

want to go to the gym but still sore from last time I went

what do I do ugh ugh ugh

go.

[QUOTE=Deth;18648597]want to go to the gym but still sore from last time I went

what do I do ugh ugh ugh[/QUOTE]
take a shot of jack daniels and jacked together. youll be good to go

[QUOTE=Deth;18648597]want to go to the gym but still sore from last time I went

what do I do ugh ugh ugh[/QUOTE]

Don't bother and spend the time sleeping.

Trust me bro, my abs, they are jacked.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFT8FPJOqA4[/url]

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18648609]Don't bother and spend the time sleeping.

Trust me bro, my abs, they are jacked.[/QUOTE]

whatever dude I'm going anyway

[I]you're probably wearing sleeves right now [/I]

if it's as cold in toronto as it is in ottawa today then yeah he probably is wearing sleeves

sleeves are for the zog

[QUOTE=Deth;18648622]whatever dude I'm going anyway

[I]you're probably wearing sleeves right now [/I][/QUOTE]

I'm wearing a plain light-blue burrberry t-shirt (ya, I'm that balling) and a Huge Boss light hooded sweater. Get at me bro.

a huge boss sweater

It's like a sweater slash jumper.

All that matters is it looks dope on me.

i just thought you were trying to say Hugo Boss

Hahah didn't even notice that.