[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Hate to break it, but horn players are the hottest[/QUOTE]

I am hotter. I drum naked.

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]I am hotter. I drum naked.[/QUOTE]
Ew.

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]I am hotter. I drum naked.[/QUOTE]

What's the point? The bass drum hides your tackle.

He blows loads on the guitarists back.

[QUOTE=coheneran]The bass drum hides your tackle.[/QUOTE]
Good thing.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]He blows loads on the guitarists back.[/QUOTE]

That's a long way to go for a spurt of jizz.

Bass players get you off with two fingers (and a thumb)

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Ew.[/QUOTE]
12****ing3

You forget he's Canadian.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]You forget he's Canadian.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't make it any more acceptable.

[QUOTE=coheneran]That's a long way to go for a spurt of jizz.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]You forget he's Canadian.[/QUOTE]

:naughty:

/me strips

I'm off to drum. Ta ta for now MX.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]That doesn't make it any more acceptable.[/QUOTE]

Yes it does, Canadians spurt jizz like Kenyans run.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Yes it does, Canadians spurt jizz like Kenyans run.[/QUOTE]


:lol: I chuckled at that.

Kenyans don't run.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]Kenyans don't run.[/QUOTE]


Oh yes they do.

Damn Lifetime are kicking my a$$ right now.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Yes it does, Canadians spurt jizz like Kenyans run.[/QUOTE]

You mean they're long and hard but they come fast?

BURN!

*Internet high five*

[QUOTE=Lazybassplr56]*Internet high five*[/QUOTE]

:chug:

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Yes it does, Canadians spurt jizz like Kenyans run.[/QUOTE]
You [I]are[/I] the foremost expert on the subject.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Hate to break it, but horn players are the hottest[/QUOTE]

You'd think differently if you saw me playing guitar...






















...naked :naughty:

All these nude shenanigans must stop.

Banning stick.

[QUOTE=Lazybassplr56]Damn Lifetime are kicking my a$$ right now.[/QUOTE]

Lifetime r00l.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]Banning stick.[/QUOTE]

How do you know its nickname?

I have a banning stick. I let you borrow it though, remember?

Oh, I thought you were talking about my penis.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]I have a banning stick. I let you borrow it though, remember?[/QUOTE]
:amaze: :naughty:

You don't ban with [I]that[/I].