[QUOTE=Squirrel;14925986]lmao

If you can be bothered; an example of each of those?[/QUOTE]

For "Eleventeen likes them" put something like Hot Cross or Orchid.

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14925905]someone already mentioned it, but Job For a Cowboy really have no death metal elements... kiddies think that the vocals are death metal vocals, but real death metal doesn't use brees and squeals. The only "death metal" thing they have is blastbeats and if you think blastbeats make a band death metal then really, don't even reply to this.


Brutality is an ok band (someone mentioned them back there)[/QUOTE]

No. Almost everything about JFAC is death metal. <3

[QUOTE=i am the robots;14926547]No. Almost everything about JFAC is death metal. <3[/QUOTE]
you've already more than amply demonstrated that you don't even have the slightest beginning of a comprehension of death metal; you may leave now.

No, seriously. The band is death metal.

Also, the vocals are death metal vocals. The pig squeels may have originated in grind, but he still does them in death metal music.

The genre as a whole is evolving. Death metal from the 80's doesn't sound exactly like death metal from the 90's, and death metal in our time doesn't sound exactly like death metal from the 90's now either.

I'll admit I am insulted by your scale, not because you hold my opinion at such a low regard, because I couldn't really care less, however, I'm extremely offended that you put BRA's tastes so close to mine. Let's not joke about things we can't take back.

stop babbling out of your ***. I'll give you that modern stuff like Nile, Hate Eternal, or Skinless is death metal, even though it's complete garbage. However to say Handjob for a Gayboy is death metal is completely and utterly absurd, it's every bit as bad as saying that Children of Bodom is black metal.

No, it's not really comparable. I don't care how much you don't like them or how trendy they are, they still play death metal.

[url]http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8965361[/url]

I'll admit the song's boring as hell, comparatively to the Doom EP, it's still death metal though.

New JFAC album is death metal. The old stuff isn't really though.

here's a shovel, keep digging

EDIT: Wotan = banned, I regret sending you CM

You know I have a ton of shitty taste mixed in with the good >:[]

guys this is wotan

right here

>:-(||)

that's him

big ol' n1ggerlips

dargon: brb found dis hot nigga porn i gotta get my slap on

JOB FOR A COWBOY

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DUN EVA JUDGE ME

okay?

[QUOTE=Wotan;14926636]New JFAC album is death metal. The old stuff isn't really though.[/QUOTE]

Nah Josh, it really is.

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14926663]JOB FOR A COWBOY

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DUN EVA JUDGE ME[/QUOTE]

You have a problem with the fact that scenesters like them thats why you deny there DM. Try listening to Genesis and realise how wrong you are.

All time DM list:
1. Death - Spiritual Healing
2. Death - Human
3. Obituary - Cause of Death
4. Gorguts - Considered Dead
5. Cannibal Corpse - Eaten Back To Life
6. Cryptopsy - None So Vile
7. Possessed - Seven Churches
8. Darkthrone - Soulside Journey
9. Morbid Angel - Blessed Are The Sick
10. Monstrosity - Imperial Doom

It needed 2 death albums, and 8 is death metal dont deny it, 10 is the only time i can stand george corpsegrinder fischer

Corpsegrinder is so good live.

For me (expect lots of faux-dm):

1. Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Scars Of Ages
2. Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Annihilation Of Expectation
3. Hacksaw To The Throat - Tear My Eyes Out
4. Circle Of Dead Children - Human Harvest
5. Cryptopsy - None So Vile
6. Demilich - Nespithe
7. Darkest Hour - So Sedated, So Secure
8. All Shall Perish - The Price Of Existence
9. Glass Casket - Desperate Man's Diary
10. Job For A Cowboy - Doom

Circle Of Dead Children are good.

Real damn good.

TTEOTD are great the first 5 times you listen to their material, then it suffers from what I call "Deathcore Syndrome", it begins to sound boring, bland, uninspired and repetitive. Probably one of the better bands of that style but I really wish at least one band would be original.

I dunno, everything Rich Turbeville ever touches is amazing in my book.

NP - Macabre - Ed Gein

Their best song in my opinion.

I really like Scar of Ages but the kick drums are so over-triggered. I'm sorry, I dont care if the booklet says they didnt use triggers, I don't think it's possible for kicks to sound like that otherwise.

Listen to how loud it is, they just put the mic up really loud... Dayton used triggers on Annihilation, Bloodlust, and Famine (FGOV), it sounds completely different.

It says they didn't use triggers? Haha.

There is no way they got the drums to sound that clean and polished with just microphones.


You can only listen to the same recycled riffs and breakdowns so much before you want something that sounds new and refreshing. Although that can be said for any genre, I think bands of that style are severely lacking in originality.

Ugh. He didn't use triggers, my old band's drummer did the same thing for live shows, it sounds exactly the same.

A lot of bands in a lot of genres are lacking originality these days. Originality seems to be at an all time low.

Yeah, we need a new genre already... something that's not faux grind.

Why does everyone seem to like JFAC so much? I've listened to them a few times (old and new) and each time I just thought they were awful.

To me it seems like I'm one of the few who does like them, online anyhow.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;14926982]Corpsegrinder is so good live.

For me (expect lots of faux-dm):

1. Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Scars Of Ages
2. Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Annihilation Of Expectation
3. Hacksaw To The Throat - Tear My Eyes Out
4. Circle Of Dead Children - Human Harvest
5. Cryptopsy - None So Vile
6. Demilich - Nespithe
7. Darkest Hour - So Sedated, So Secure
8. All Shall Perish - The Price Of Existence
9. Glass Casket - Desperate Man's Diary
10. Job For A Cowboy - Doom[/QUOTE]
you know you're a sack of **** stacked into the shape of a human being when there's only 2 death metal albums on your "top 10 death metal albums of all time" list.

What an unexpected turn of plot...

For anyone who likes Dismember/Swedish style DM check out Blood Rainbow. Yeah their name is crappy but they make up for it because they are awsome.


[url]http://www.deathmetal.hu/download.php?ctag=download&docID=27[/url]

Swedish style you say? Don't mind if I do!

Oooh, very nice. Thank you Poofy.

Yeah, I was actually surprised how good it was. Great mix of Swedish and Florida style DM. If anyone wants a link to their album let me know :)

I do, I do!

My only complaint was that one solo in the middle.

I'll take it, too

lintmunro @ hotmail. com

or just rep it or something.

Yeah it felt out of place, but they make up for it in the second solo.

check your rep guys

True on the second solo, and the out of placeness is really what it was that I disliked.

Thank you sir.

Could I get that, too?

It says I need to spread some rep :(

can you guys send it to him for me?