So, I think I need a guitarist who could learn to play something I wrote and record it for me. I don't have the skills enough to play it. :upset:

Lemme know if you're interested.

[QUOTE=irishslappop]The Coup opened for im this time, its this really awesome 70's funk band, really really good, i loved them. they did the same switching kinda think with drums. but les closed the show by whiping out he banjo bass and playing john the fisherman on it, it was pretty cool.

did he play whamola at your show? it was insanity at mine, he comes out with it, wearing a crazy monkey mask, hopping around and hitting it like a baseball bat while a roady in a pig mask held it for him it was hilarious and awesome at the same time. i hope he comes back soon.[/QUOTE]



there were two whamola jams. INTENSE.


forgot i was online for a while. sleep. peace.

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=231789[/url]

Ignore.

I dont know whats worse, the diseases, chopped penis or spam!

That chopped penis...oh god.

How the **** does something like that happen?!

Bert Newton no longer looks like a human being. He looks like a puffed up Grinch.

Hmm. I think I must be hard to shock.

So, my ex is starting MORE drama, and I just need to get out my anger and frustration in the form of a letter. Just ignore this post and continue on with your lives.



Dear Ruby,

Amazing that it seems that you STILL haven't learned that the thing I hate most is just drama. Of course I wont respond if you're trying to start some and insulting me to my face (well, via AIM). I was trying to avoid it. Besides, I wasn't even in the room. Don't accuse me and then leave immature little messages about how we can't be friends after-the-fact because I don't want to deal with issues that SHOULD be behind us at this point.

Sh*t happens. Listen to Tool's "The Grudge," realize why it's so lame to hold onto the feelings, and get over it.

Besides, I never was that mad at you. I was mostly mad at me. I never wanted any of that to happen. I was kicking myself because, in hindsight, there were so many things I could have done differently. But the way YOU'VE acted lately, I don't know if I would have done anything differently at all.

Of course we haven't spoken in a week and a half. Don't blame that on me. I took a day to cool off, and then our work schedules have conflicted so much there was LITERALLY NO TIME to talk to you.

If I were to be mad at you, it would be for not taking any of the blame AT ALL for anything that went wrong in the relationship. I was serious about my reasons for not calling you when I had the chance; I knew how it felt to be neglected and I didn't want to be a part of that. You then completely disregarded them all and STILL had the audacity to call ME immature. You simply never called me out of spite, and you admitted to that.

I didn't bother telling you any of that because, well, who am I to try to change you? Who were you to try to change me? Besides, I still hate drama.

Maybe you should think about exactly what was said that day that it all ended. Really think about it before pinning the blame on me. In referring to our relationship, who called it "pointless" and then went on to say, "I don't want to waste my time." It wasn't hurtful, and you didn't want to be mean, but it was the truth. It was how you felt.

I don't even care why I made you mad anymore. If it was anything like the whole birthday present situation, then it was completely unecessary. The real reason I made you mad was because I wasn't your slave. You needed someone available 24/7. You needed someone who was willing to drop everything, at the time or even goals in life, to be with you. But, I couldn't give any of that to you, no more than you could give it to me.

In all honesty, there wasn't, in my eyes, much committment on your part. Maybe you need to realize that a relationship should have equal importance in your life if you ever want it to go anywhere. Either that, or wait until you're 32, successful in the business world, and have accomplished all your long-term goals before you enter a relationship.

And also, stop bringing up all of this "friends-no-more" stuff. You keep hinting that you really want nothing to do with me. It's getting annoying. If you really want nothing to do with me, then don't bring it up, handle it maturely, and tell me to my face. I don't like this "dangle it on a line and wait for him to bite" act you keep doing.

I want you to know that I really wanted things to work out between us, but the communication barriers obviously messed it all up. I'm sorry that even after the breakup, we've had very little communication with one another, but let me remind you that you STILL HAVE THE POWER TO GET AHOLD OF ME! STOP THROWING THE BALL ENTIRELY IN MY COURT! (That's Pet Peave #2.) I think you're an awesome person, and I told your mom that, and I wouldn't lie to her. Right now you're acting completely unlike the Ruby I used to know, and I'm not sure why. If your life becomes your MySpace (completely devoid of me), then I wont come begging back like I once did. Now the ball's in your court, sweetheart.

Oh yeah, I did get you a birthday present. I like teasing you about not knowing what it is. People do it all the time. Don't take offense to it. Sometimes you're better off not knowing. It was all in fun. I actually planned on giving it to you for your birthday, but if you're reading this, then you've realized that it has come early.

Is this what you wanted? Drama? Lots and lots of drama? I hope you like it, because it's part two of your birthday gift.

Happy F**king Birthday.
- Joe

good evening fine people :wave:

[quote=good rats]That chopped penis...oh god.

How the **** does something like that happen?![/quote]

Did I miss something?

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass]Did I miss something?[/QUOTE]
Another one of those spam attacks with all the gross pictures.

This time there was a penis chopped in half.

[quote=good rats]Another one of those spam attacks with all the gross pictures.

This time there was a penis chopped in half.[/quote]

That's some Schindler's List sh*t right thurr.

[QUOTE=good rats]Another one of those spam attacks with all the gross pictures.

This time there was a penis chopped in half.[/QUOTE]

Gross? Don't you mean hott! :naughty:
















:upset:

That one was posted a few days ago.

Ok, well I'm going to go and watch the simpsons now.

So, this song would be wicked awesome with some actual guitar playing and less midi.

I'll post it in a minute or so.

New Song.

[url]http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=255040[/url]

"Sex, Sex, Sex"

I really need to find a guitar player and a drummer. It's one kickass, Primus-esque song.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ra_OYoWBA[/url]

MC Hammer is back!

LOOK AT HOW IT GOES
THIS IS HOW IT GOES
LOOK AT HOW IT GOES

EVERYBODY ON THA' FLOOR

LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK

damn i missed another spam attack...


i mean..


thank god i wasn't here to see that awful spam attack

There wasn't anything new Ryan, so you didn't miss anything.

*sigh of relief*

anyway i had a fairly good day, watched some oldschool full frontal, love that stuff

Hi people :wave: ORIGIN IN 10 MINUTES

Origin schmorigin. I think that it's funny that neither the blues or the maroons are playing in their state of origin.

Yeah, but it kicks AFL pansy little arse and round fields :amaze:

Hey guys.

Morning people.

Leftover Crack ftw.

WTF has been up with MX?

[QUOTE=Criss Frantic]Leftover Crack ftw.[/QUOTE]
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Go QLD.

Buy my P.