i don't drink or do drugs and haven't for about a year except for the whiskey i had on my birthday back in december

i just feel like i'm losing touch with the world around me it's hard to explain it's like i'm not even really here anymore or something

maybe you're possessed

that would be pretty rad i could get behind that

dude you gotta pray to the big dad in the sky

dear big dad in the sky,

my name is jared. i am 24-years old. i have brown hair, and a beard. i also have broad, masculine shoulders and large hands which are good for holding stuff.

last year for christmas i asked for a rocketship.

oops, sorry big dad, i thought i was writing a letter to santa. please let me start over.

dear big dad in the sky,

kill me.

sincerely,

jared

and on that note why has everyone that has apparently tried to kill me throughout my life been so bad it

how hard can it be

people have tried to kill you? damn

and real talk: you should see a doctor about the bruises thing

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18534384]i don't drink or do drugs and haven't for about a year except for the whiskey i had on my birthday back in december

i just feel like i'm losing touch with the world around me it's hard to explain it's like i'm not even really here anymore or something[/QUOTE]

SSRIs bro, get em

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18534411]people have tried to kill you? damn[/quote]

well it's more like i've had a lot of close calls really

a few people have actually tried to kill me i've been shot at and hit with a couple of cars, smacked around with a baseball bat, hit in the head with a frying pan, shit like that

other cases were just freaky close calls like almost drowning and having to be rescued, falling off roofs, getting electrocuted, getting attacked by a german shepherd, etc

[quote]and real talk: you should see a doctor about the bruises thing[/QUOTE]

yeah maybe but i don't have insurance

i might be having violent nightmares again they went away for a while but i used to get them so bad that i had to be woken up because i would climb out of bed and start trashing everything around me in my sleep and i woke myself up one time because i rolled over and socked the wall in my sleep hard enough to split my knuckles open

[QUOTE=timmyjimmy1;18534414]SSRIs bro, get em[/QUOTE]

i actually used to be on trazodone three times a day but it made me feel even worse than i already did so i stopped taking it

yea i remember that thread where someone shot at you when you were in your house

this is my car

[IMG]https://content.homenetiol.com/450/16374/640x480/0819e4d12db44abbb795eecbc54f9f62.jpg[/IMG]

i hit things with it a lot and it doesn't break

notbroken rating 10/10
comfort rating 8/10
drug hiding spot rating 8/10

nodsmobile

friend went to jail for 8 months today

kind of sucks

for what

my boy D-town went to jail for beating the shit out of his wife

he tagged a bunch of buildings

what a lame thing to go to jail for

your friend is a pussy

alright

[img]http://i.imgur.com/5Lc4C.jpg[/img]

ER box set

someones a faggot

recognizing an ER box set

someone's a large bundle of sticks!

i'm a big john stamos fan

haha

who [I]isn't[/I]?

Welcome to our newest member, iphone 5 features

working on cryogenic sleep new version

fleshing it out more with riffs and vocals, gonna be awesome.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18534468]he tagged a bunch of buildings[/QUOTE]

he got 8 months for that?

they are going to probably ruin his future because he tagged a bunch of buildings, that's shitty

[QUOTE=adb;18534438]yea i remember that thread where someone shot at you when you were in your house[/QUOTE]

different incident

when that happened i was at the bar shooting pool with a friend

my family was in the house when it happened though

[QUOTE=adb;18534520]working on cryogenic sleep new version

fleshing it out more with riffs and vocals, gonna be awesome.[/QUOTE]

can't wait to hear it