[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18916203]this really fat guy smoked a joint and drink 3 tiny bottles of vodka and ate a fruit pastilles lolly while he was on the toilet, took like half an hour[/QUOTE]

:lol: what the fuck :lol:

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18916203]one time i had to take a couple of buses across town and after the first change my friend and i stopped for a coffee break

coffee made me need the toilet bad but the coffee place's toilet was out of order so i went into a burger king and waited outside the toilet

this really fat guy smoked a joint and drink 3 tiny bottles of vodka and ate a fruit pastilles lolly while he was on the toilet, took like half an hour

fucking agonising[/QUOTE]

Damn, I should do that. I think I have rolling papers. I usually bring my bowl with me but I thought the owner would be here today so I left my bowl at home. But usually after I close I'll smoke in the bathroom and be a terrible employee.

wait it was not just a fruit pastilles lolly

he also had a feast and some caramelised cashews

jesus christ he was IN A BURGER KING

i always found smoking weed or incense in a bathroom stall to be endlessly amusing

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18916212]wait it was not just a fruit pastilles lolly

he also had a feast and some caramelised cashews

jesus christ he was IN A BURGER KING[/QUOTE]

fucking fat people have to have food everywhere they go

i remember once when i was like 10 i went in a bathroom at Laser Tag and the guy in the stall next to me was groaning like he was dying from the shit he was taking so i took a huge wod of toilet paper, wet it in the sink and thew it into the guys stall and ran

I went on the second floor balcony and looked down to see what the guy that looked like when he came out and sure enough my uncle walks out

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18916216]fucking fat people have to have food everywhere they go[/QUOTE]

just speak in the first person

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18916213]i always found smoking weed or incense in a bathroom stall to be endlessly amusing[/QUOTE]

It's fun. You have a built in vent in most cases and you have the perfect sized room to hotbox and have complete privacy. People usually just don't barge into a bathroom.

its pretty easy to get caught smoking in a bathroom

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[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18916238]its pretty easy to get caught smoking in a bathroom[/QUOTE]

That's why I only do it when a store is closed. I tested the smell factor on a night I had to close and open in the morning, and the smell goes away overnight.

what's good, bros?

well you're not supposed to let the bowl burn any more than it has to and obviously you're not supposed to blow out smoke

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18916247]well obviously you're not supposed to let the bowl burn any more than it has to and naturally you're not supposed to blow out smoke[/QUOTE]

True, if only more people knew how you're not really supposed to light a bowl once your cherry is going. People waste a lot of weed doing shit like that.

When I get nervous about where I'm smoking I smoke the bowl way too fast and that's a waste too. I don't even give my lungs enough time to absorb the THC.

the fucking incense shop got shut down by the cops yesterday :upset:

I just read that ppl are having heart attacks from incense.

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18916247]well you're not supposed to let the bowl burn any more than it has to and obviously you're not supposed to blow out smoke[/QUOTE]

well yeah, i used to do it in hs and never got caught somehow, im js

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18916268]I just read that ppl are having heart attacks from incense.[/QUOTE]

i choose to disregard all that

True dat.

playing mega man 9 what's up faggots

what order would i do that in

concrete man, plug man, jewel man, magma man, galaxy man, tornado man, hornet man, splash woman

i think

i beat a lot of them with the mega buster just for the hell of it

i started with galaxy man

hornet man's weapon is my favorite i like how it picks up stuff for you

yeah i never use the other weapons in those games

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18916266]the fucking incense shop got shut down by the cops yesterday :upset:[/QUOTE]

I walked into an "incense shop" that was getting raided by the cops one time to talk to the girl who worked there. They had a drug dog in the car that was freaking out because I had a bit of weed in my pocket but all the cops were inside. I strolled in and went into the back and Kayla was like, you probably shouldn't be in here right now..

lol a couple months ago i walked into a head shop to look around and kill time, there were four dudes standing at the counter talking to the cashier and the second i glanced at some pipes on display they all took out badges and hassled the shit out of me

Luckily in Manhattan there is a specific part devoted to the sale of tattoos, piercings and pipes so the cops don't really fuck with it. St. Marks.

I got a fucking rad bowl there a few days ago for $55. Best bowl I've ever owned.

lol so glad Seattle cops don't give a shit about weed.

Lol I just got a script of Clonazepam filled for $2.89!

Putcha hand up in da air!

you're so cool hnd I can't handle it I'm freezing over here please stop

Oh look a jelly hayder.

Did not see that coming.